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UVsaturated
Apr 1st, 2007, 11:24 PM
LAKE BUENA VISTA – Walt Disney World’s new controversial exhibit called “Up Your Ass” opened Thursday in spite of protests from conservative groups who believe the exhibit is a departure from the family friendly rides and exhibits they are famous for. Disney spokesman Al Hardon said that Disney hasn’t had any educational or informational exhibits in a long time. He defended the title of the ride as recommended by Disney’s 95% homosexual staff. Disney consulted proctologists for the ride and some experts say that the smell and texture is very accurate. Disney will be focusing more exhibits and rides on educational themes in the coming years. Hardon went on to say a new attraction; Felatio Land opens next summer, replacing Frontier Land.

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Sammy56
Apr 2nd, 2007, 12:44 AM
Lol! Very nice UV...


He defended the title of the ride as recommended by Disney’s 95% homosexual staffThat bit is rather disgusting.:eww:
Traveler
Apr 2nd, 2007, 3:25 AM
A few years back I would not have believed that something like this would have even been considered let alone implemented.

This is not to do with education or it would have taken in the whole digestive system with a different name attached.

This is all about breaking down the publics resistance to sodomy.
UVsaturated
Apr 2nd, 2007, 3:32 AM
Well, my friend sent me this in an email and I laughed enough to share it with this forum. I am sure it will give some of you a laugh and that is worth it.
Sammy56
Apr 2nd, 2007, 10:42 AM
This is all about breaking down the publics resistance to sodomy.Traveler, think very carefully about the day that UV posted that story. It might help you to understand why it's funny.
Traveler
Apr 3rd, 2007, 1:14 AM
Oooops

Fooled for a year!

I've just been getting the gay agenda stuff coming from so many angles lately that nothings seems beyond it anymore.
Agitator
Apr 3rd, 2007, 2:27 PM
Oooops

Fooled for a year!

I've just been getting the gay agenda stuff coming from so many angles lately that nothings seems beyond it anymore.

Sigh, well at least your error was discovered. Even if that wasn't posted on April 1st the content is obviously a joke. I mean come on "Al HARDON" it's amazing how quickly intolerance will make people believe just about anything without using any kind of common sense.
TC
Apr 3rd, 2007, 2:45 PM
HEEE!.... and if it was ride rather than a walk....you'd climb into some giant hemorrhoid and roller coaster your way through miles of lower intestine....

wait! that would mean s*it really does roll down hill!
UVsaturated
Apr 3rd, 2007, 11:25 PM
Oooops

Fooled for a year!

I've just been getting the gay agenda stuff coming from so many angles lately that nothings seems beyond it anymore.


I hope it didn't offend you Traveler. I am not phobic in any way, and just thought it was funny and didn't think twice that it might be pushing it with some people. It reminded me of the ride Disney made for Epcot about the human body. I forget if that ride ever materialized or if they came up with something different....I haven't set foot in Disney nirvana in over 15 years. They probably have prostitutes dressed as Cinderella and Belle come to your hotel rooms by now.
medicvet
Apr 4th, 2007, 8:29 AM
HEEE!.... and if it was ride rather than a walk....you'd climb into some giant hemorrhoid and roller coaster your way through miles of lower intestine....

wait! that would mean s*it really does roll down hill!



:Llol: :ROFL:

That was just too priceless for words...
medicvet
Apr 4th, 2007, 8:30 AM
I hope it didn't offend you Traveler. I am not phobic in any way, and just thought it was funny and didn't think twice that it might be pushing it with some people. It reminded me of the ride Disney made for Epcot about the human body. I forget if that ride ever materialized or if they came up with something different....I haven't set foot in Disney nirvana in over 15 years. They probably have prostitutes dressed as Cinderella and Belle come to your hotel rooms by now.

Double post I know but with my luck I would order Tarzan and some damn Goofy would show up.
Demonskates
Apr 4th, 2007, 1:13 PM
I hope it didn't offend you Traveler. I am not phobic in any way, and just thought it was funny and didn't think twice that it might be pushing it with some people. It reminded me of the ride Disney made for Epcot about the human body. I forget if that ride ever materialized or if they came up with something different....I haven't set foot in Disney nirvana in over 15 years. They probably have prostitutes dressed as Cinderella and Belle come to your hotel rooms by now.

One can only hope.:humpin: