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Cartesiantheater
Apr 6th, 2007, 10:51 PM
I am sexually attracted to cheese...
Smoke
Apr 6th, 2007, 10:53 PM
LOL!!!!!>,<

sadly that is the funniest thing i have head all day.
Demonskates
Apr 6th, 2007, 11:25 PM
I am sexually attracted to cheese...

That is Funny AND disgusting at the same time. :eww:
Marajadex
Apr 6th, 2007, 11:50 PM
Holy Cheese Batman....

I'm getting this "American Pie" visual... Just not an apple pie...

More like a "Cheese Cake"!
DontBeAfraid
Apr 7th, 2007, 12:31 AM
Do you use some sort of anti fungal lubricant? Or do you just hit that shit raw?
Cartesiantheater
Apr 7th, 2007, 12:04 PM
Do you use some sort of anti fungal lubricant? Or do you just hit that shit raw?

Nah. I just microwave it for a few seconds...
The Space Pope
Apr 7th, 2007, 12:09 PM
Wow... what exactly was this bet?
Sammy56
Apr 7th, 2007, 12:23 PM
Nah. I just microwave it for a few seconds...Isn't that kind of messy? I can imagine it take forever to clean up afterwards...
DontBeAfraid
Apr 7th, 2007, 1:19 PM
Its entirely unsafe to have sex with microwaved cheese CT.
Demonskates
Apr 7th, 2007, 1:44 PM
C.T.: "Yeah you like that shite Gouda? Come on you know you want it."

Gouda:............................................ .........

C.T.: "How bout a little fun with Ms. Bre over there? Yeah, that makes you hot?"


Gouda:............................................ .........

C.T.: " Thats it! Right like that! Dont stop.

Bre: ?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....................... ...

Gouda:............................................ ........

C.T." unggghhhh. Mis Limberger smells awful. Yeah. Stinky. Get over here."

Limberger:........................................ .......

C.T. "Whats that? You want me to warm you up in the microwave? You dirty dirty Cheese block!"

Limberger:.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

:Llol:
The big question is, does cheese find you sexually attractive?
Cartesiantheater
Apr 7th, 2007, 2:04 PM
:Llol:
The big question is, does cheese find you sexually attractive?

Does cheese find me sexually attractive?!

F*ck man, I make that shit MELT!!!!!! :D


btw, about Mis Limberger... come on man! have an open mind :D
2 in the Pink 1 in the Cheese


Isn't that kind of messy? I can imagine it take forever to clean up afterwards...


:D hehe... can you really?


Its entirely unsafe to have sex with microwaved cheese CT.


Look dude, it's MY choice, ok? As long as the cheese and I are consenting, what's the problem? Besides, the only danger is scolding from the molten cheese...I've developed an immunity to the fungal problems...you know... from all my "encounters..."


Wow... what exactly was this bet?

Me and God bet on whether or not Job would curse him in the midst of his torment... I mean, I figured, who could keep it together while their goat cheese was getting raped? I shouldn't have underestimated fundementalism and its blind loyalty...



Behold the Power of CHEESE!!!!
Demonskates
Apr 7th, 2007, 2:41 PM
C.T. That better be aged cheese. Sexual Consent for cheese begins at the age of 16 months. Id hate to see you go down on a statutory rape charge for doing under age cheese. I beleive each state has its own Cheese sexual consent by laws. So its probably diffrent from state to state. :0.02:
Marajadex
Apr 7th, 2007, 3:53 PM
:Llol: *Gets up fo the floor... Laughing to hard to reply!

It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy!
:rolling:
Cartesiantheater
Apr 7th, 2007, 6:14 PM
:Llol:

It Ain't Easy Being Cheesy!
:rolling:

BUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


er... well.. that may be true.. but trust me... I know... some types of cheese ARE easy :D
Marajadex
Apr 7th, 2007, 8:29 PM
Easy Cheese...
Oh My but that brings us into a whole different relm!
I'll never look at a can of Easy Cheese the same again.....

http://www.beloblog.com/KHOU_Animal_Attraction/animalattraction/EasyCheese.jpeg
Sammy56
Apr 7th, 2007, 9:06 PM
hehe... can you really? What are you saying? I never would do that to cheese! That's sick and...um...sick and...yeah.

::quickly hides a large wedge of cheddar::
Demonskates
Apr 7th, 2007, 10:21 PM
ROTFFL> I cant even think of anything to say after that.
Cartesiantheater
Apr 8th, 2007, 4:46 PM
Well, since the initial rush of humor has died, here's the explanation for the bet I lost.

I made a bet with Sammy that I'd get less than a 70 on my Calc 2 test. The loser had to say that phrase somewhere on AO. Turns out I made a whopping 85 (was very shocked) - so... I of course, had to start this thread... I mean, if you've got to say it, might as well have fun with it...


btw, this doesn't necessarily mean that my previous posts were frivolous... :D
Sammy56
Apr 8th, 2007, 5:00 PM
Just for the record, I did NOT come up with that phrase. He did. I'm not that sick and twisted. :D
UVsaturated
Apr 8th, 2007, 5:36 PM
Nah. I just microwave it for a few seconds...

Try the cottage cheese varieties. It is creamy and lumpy but you need to let it sit at room temperature for a while to get the full effect of that loving feeling.:humpin: :humpin:
medicvet
Apr 8th, 2007, 6:25 PM
If I get some awesomely good cheesecake I will make moaning sounds in my mouth...I can't help it!
Harry61
Apr 8th, 2007, 7:38 PM
TMI for me guys! I think this thread should read for the dudes only!
medicvet
Apr 8th, 2007, 8:41 PM
Awwww....whatsa matter..can't handle it when a woman posts?? heheheh.
Marajadex
Apr 9th, 2007, 12:16 AM
I'm not that sick and twisted. :D

Sammy... Give your self more credit than that!:pimp:
Demonskates
Apr 9th, 2007, 10:07 AM
Sammy... Give your self more credit than that!:pimp:

yes, indeed. dont sell yourself short. your plenty sick and twisted.:bounce:
Sammy56
Apr 9th, 2007, 8:55 PM
Ah, well, thank you guys. Knowing I'm sick and twisted is a great self-esteem booster. :D
Demonskates
Apr 10th, 2007, 3:47 PM
Ah, well, thank you guys. Knowing I'm sick and twisted is a great self-esteem booster. :D

It always cheers me up.:bounce:
Cherisa
Apr 10th, 2007, 6:10 PM
Try the cottage cheese varieties. It is creamy and lumpy but you need to let it sit at room temperature for a while to get the full effect of that loving feeling.:humpin: :humpin:

I am getting the feeling that you may have actually tried that!:spy:
TC
Apr 10th, 2007, 6:52 PM
I am getting the feeling that you may have actually tried that!:spy:

Bwhhhaaa! "American Pie" made manifest.....!!!!
Cartesiantheater
Apr 10th, 2007, 7:38 PM
Bwhhhaaa! "American Pie" made manifest.....!!!!

lol... Mara mentioned... "American CHEESECAKE!" hehehe :D
TC
Apr 10th, 2007, 10:50 PM
lol... Mara mentioned... "American CHEESECAKE!" hehehe :D

Yeah. but Cherisa thinks UV really tried it! LOL...
Marajadex
Apr 11th, 2007, 2:42 AM
The mental images...

A vat of Cottage Cheese...
A Cheese Cake...
Warm Gouda...

It all sounds so gooey...
and Cheesy...
and well... ah... gooood.... on many sick and twisted and tasty levels...
Cartesiantheater
Apr 22nd, 2007, 2:57 PM
Have you guys ever tried Veveeta? :D
TC
Apr 22nd, 2007, 3:36 PM
Something like a fondue that you dip into? ...repeatedly.LOL
Sammy56
Apr 22nd, 2007, 4:27 PM
Have you guys ever tried Veveeta? I love that stuff. It so smooth and delicious. Easy to melt too. :D
mickydoolittle
Apr 25th, 2007, 12:22 PM
:fu:

Click the link damnit! (http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/4740215.html)

"Spilled cheese blocks Chicago Skyway
April 23, 2007, 1:55PM

...

The southeast-bound lanes of the heavily traveled route into Indiana were blocked for hours Sunday morning after a tractor-trailer hauling mozzarella cheese was involved in an accident and spilled its contents onto the pavement near the Skyway tollbooth.

...

Cheese covered the roadway.

Some of the cheese had come out of its packaging, so the cleanup crews had to pick it up by hand, Bright said.

..."

:bird:

It's CT's ultimate wet dream: A veritable public cheese orgy.

:finger:
liberdave
Apr 25th, 2007, 2:19 PM
:fu:
:bird:

:finger:

I think you need a hug micky.

:frolick:
mickydoolittle
Apr 25th, 2007, 3:35 PM
I think you need a hug micky.
Alright...Just this once and no gay stuff, ok?
Cartesiantheater
Apr 25th, 2007, 5:43 PM
It's CT's ultimate wet dream: A veritable public cheese orgy.

:finger:

::wallows in cheesy goodness...:: :yumyum:



::pisses in ~MD's~ cheese:: :noevl:
Sammy56
Apr 25th, 2007, 6:39 PM
It's CT's ultimate wet dream: A veritable public cheese orgy.
This thread has totally made me lose my taste for cheese.
Cherisa
Apr 25th, 2007, 9:13 PM
:frolick: :frolick: :frolick: :frolick: :frolick: :frolick: :frolick:
God, I love this smiliey!!!!!!!
Traveler
Apr 25th, 2007, 9:56 PM
After reading this

How can I face a pizza again. I always wondered how swiss cheese got its holes.
dutchie
Apr 26th, 2007, 5:24 AM
Hey CT!!

If this doesn't get you hot, I don't know what will!!

(Foot long CHILI cheese dog....)
http://www.southplainsfair.com/images/unknown/chilidog_long.jpg
DontBeAfraid
Apr 26th, 2007, 6:06 AM
and no gay stuff, ok?NO DEAL!


If this doesn't get you hot, I don't know what will!!That reminds of a very funny moment in the blockbuster movie:
Aqua Teen Hungar Force colon movie film for theatres.
Cartesiantheater
Apr 26th, 2007, 4:18 PM
Hey CT!!

If this doesn't get you hot, I don't know what will!!

(Foot long CHILI cheese dog....)
http://www.southplainsfair.com/images/unknown/chilidog_long.jpg

Nah. I'm not into long cylindrical objects... just the cheese...
B.NyeTheUruk-Hai
Apr 27th, 2007, 1:55 PM
Hehe... I guess that this officially makes CT a...
CHEESE DICK.

And after CT is done having his way with the cheese, he can take a piss and create...
http://www.kiboke.com/catalog/images/cheez%20whiz.jpg

And here's a picture of CT's mom holding him when he was a baby...
http://www.showme.net/~rblack/images/Jul04LaCrosse/CheeseHead.JPG

EDIT: CT, check out my signature...
mickydoolittle
Apr 28th, 2007, 12:58 AM
It's CT's ultimate wet dream: A veritable public cheese orgy.
This thread has totally made me lose my taste for cheese.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-pressed.

:finger: & a slow death to boot.

F-off. I'm on sabatical.
Demonskates
Apr 28th, 2007, 9:47 AM
Love the new avey M.D. New yet, oddly familiar.
Sammy56
Apr 28th, 2007, 12:21 PM
Yeah...like I have any influence on a member as allegedly pristine as yourself Where did you make the assumption that I'm "pristine"? :D

Cheese just isn't the same when I have images of the type of things CT could be doing to it.
bobcat
May 3rd, 2007, 9:27 PM
? dont get it but i love cheese, cheese and vegemite. im aussie :ghost:
Cartesiantheater
May 3rd, 2007, 9:50 PM
? dont get it but i love cheese, cheese and vegemite. im aussie :ghost:

So... you're into cheese, huh? :D
Demonskates
May 4th, 2007, 2:49 PM
hey C.T. have you ever slept with head cheese? Full of heady goodness it is.
Devon
May 10th, 2007, 11:42 AM
Is there any cheese that you might feel less inclined to love? Like, cheese flavourism? Is that wrong?
Sammy56
May 10th, 2007, 2:21 PM
Is there any cheese that you might feel less inclined to love? Well, I cannot speak for CT's cheese obsession, but I can imagine that cheese with jalapenos or something else to make it spicy might be uncomfortable. :D
allseeingeye
May 26th, 2007, 5:51 PM
Too funny C.T. Tell me, ya ever try cheddar and a flour tortilla?? :humpin: So much cheese.......so little time. :bounce: :horndog: Altho I prefer to got the source of the cheese........ :cowsleep: or other barnyard critters........:deadhorse: :hump:
Cartesiantheater
May 26th, 2007, 6:12 PM
Too funny C.T. Tell me, ya ever try cheddar and a flour tortilla?? :humpin: So much cheese.......so little time. :bounce: :horndog: Altho I prefer to got the source of the cheese........ :cowsleep: or other barnyard critters........:deadhorse: :hump:

So, you're into cows huh? Not me. I like the fermented, bacteria rich goodness of molten milk... ah... cheese... it's so smooth... so... greasy... mmmmm :D


Well, I cannot speak for CT's cheese obsession, but I can imagine that cheese with jalapenos or something else to make it spicy might be uncomfortable. :D

See, that's when you wrap it up in plastic ;) :hump:


Is there any cheese that you might feel less inclined to love? Like, cheese flavourism? Is that wrong?

I have my preferences, but... there's something to love in ALL cheeses... "it's all pink- er, yellow-orange on the inside." :D


hey C.T. have you ever slept with head cheese? Full of heady goodness it is.

Nah, but I've got my eye on some... I've yet to try Montere Jack, too. :O
Sammy56
May 26th, 2007, 9:14 PM
I had cheese enchiladas for dinner and this thread is making me feel slightly sick now...:P


See, that's when you wrap it up in plastic ;) Just be sure to wash your hands before you take the plastic off...:D
Harry61
May 27th, 2007, 8:05 PM
Nah, but I've got my eye on some... I've yet to try Montere Jack, too. :O

Try a little jalapeno with the Monterey!! It is the best!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRa7QJyGLA4

Careful now!!!
Cartesiantheater
Jul 20th, 2007, 8:50 PM
Bump... the people have to know!!!!


EDIT-

brought to you by Tyler Durden, bless him!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ2yvL9E4R8
medicvet
Jul 22nd, 2007, 4:01 PM
So we need to get someone a cheese of the month gift certificate? I can see him drooling now..and porn smileys??? oh I looooove those!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v247/okiemedicvet/icons/love-smiley-081.gif
Blu-ray
Aug 10th, 2007, 9:26 AM
I just had to bump this one up for any noobies...

This thread had me laughing so hard I peed myself.

I wonder if they have a cheese smiley they could add to the list of available smiles???