Stephan Colberts look on Evolution

[BOTTLEDBREAD]

To put it simply,evolution is an affront to God. Anyone who believes in it will burn in eternal hellfire, probably while being prodded by flaming chimpanzees with razor-sharp bannanas.
Evolutionists' main claim is that one day we decided to stop being monkeys and turned ourselves into humans. Well, if thats true, why aren't more monkeys escaping from zoos?Think about it. They could turn into humans,then disguise themselves as janitors and walk right out of their cages. But I guess evolution doesn't have an answer for that one.
The main perpetrator of this monkey lie is Charles Darwin. He wrote all about it in in his 1859 book The Origin of Species.He claims to have developed this "theory" after studying "finches" on the Galapagos "islands," but I can guess why he really came up with it. He was on the Galapagos Islands for Spring Break, got drunk, woke up next to a monkey, and then wrote up a theory that made it all ok. this is strait out of the book "I Am America (and so can you)" by Stephen Colbert

[Cartesiantheater]

Too bad this passage is RIDICULOUSLY ignorant about anything at all related to science. Unless of course it is satire, in which case it is funny as hell.

[DontBeAfraid]

Uh ya, he is totally Joking CT.... You havent heard of steven colbert? He has a show that follows the daily show with jon stewart in which he plays the role of heartland american. Before that he was a "reporter" for the daily show in which he played the same role. Come on....

brought to you by the people who brought you I am america and so can you.... I am America and so can you....

Thats the title of the book.

[Cartesiantheater]

Uh ya, he is totally Joking CT.... You havent heard of steven colbert? He has a show that follows the daily show with jon stewart in which he plays the role of heartland american. Before that he was a "reporter" for the daily show in which he played the same role. Come on....

brought to you by the people who brought you I am america and so can you.... I am America and so can you....

Thats the title of the book.

I am a tad out of touch with popular culture... of ANY kind... just so you know... but in the spirit, I see no reason not to repost this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIwiPsgRrOs

[Nu Kua]

Ha-ha that video is great CT

I love Colbert, and will be very glad to see him and Daily come back live next week.
His satire is truly an art.

[johnb1]

Creationism

an ideology generally associated with not just God creating the universe, but also certain specific events afterward including the creation of animals and mankind.




Vs.

Evolution
in LIFE A very Complex which is categorized in many SUBJECT Matters
to BIG ISSUE to discuss but it is all proven in Science and Religion but only few knows
deeper.



Ephesians 1:4

[iulian28ti]

Creationism

an ideology generally associated with not just God creating the universe, but also certain specific events afterward including the creation of animals and mankind.




Vs.

Evolution
in LIFE A very Complex which is categorized in many SUBJECT Matters
to BIG ISSUE to discuss but it is all proven in Science and Religion but only few knows
deeper.



Ephesians 1:4

Creationism = Belief in the literal interpretation of the account of the creation of the universe and of all living things related in the Bible.

you know, it is known that creationism is mysticism...

[johnb1]

Creationism = Belief in the literal interpretation of the account of the creation of the universe and of all living things related in the Bible.

you know, it is known that creationism is mysticism...

You have a point of view BRO that will let other people think the true and unseen meaning of life of all things ....nice quote

even rock has a life?................

[chazzzman]

Evolution rules.
I believe it, I live by it and I am teaching my children to live by it as well.

[Nu Kua]

Chazzman nice to meet you!
I teach it to my children as something I tend to believe, but also allow room for them to explore other ideas, such as creationalism. Ultimately I want them to make up their own mind.
It would be nice if they agreed with me but if not, that will make life more interesting and I am sure we can learn a lot from each other.
Also I am kind of in-between... I do not accept the typical Christian version of creationalism, but I can't help but see there are some good reasons to believe that we could indeed be intelligently designed" or at least at some point, we were definitely given a "boost", as it were.
However I do not feel creationalism, as we understand it, should be taught in public schools, because the concept is religion-based. Perhaps if it was taught in a class of creation myths from around the world, and of various cultures and beliefs, for comparison, that would be an alternative.

[Perfectionist]

Why can't y'all see the truth ..... God created Evolution ..... :doh: