Stupid Sh!tty little poem

[3rDShifT]

Hey, I just wanted to write down a few words to describe an obnoxious, and utterly disgusting S.O.B that I know. So bear the f*ck with me.

"Bob's a Fucking FATFUCK!!!!!
And He Keeps Getting Rounder
If I Had To Guess.....
He's A Five Hundred POUNDER!"
PUKE

(Insert stadium applause!)

Took me 7 freakin years to come up with that! G@ddamnit!
Anyone think this is "Reader's Digest" worthy? I hope so, cause I think it would seriously benefit all the constipated MF's in toilet land.:confused:

P.S. - I think I got an R rated version of this too.

[Blu-ray]

Hey, I just wanted to write down a few words to describe an obnoxious, and utterly disgusting S.O.B that I know. So bear the f*ck with me.

"Bob's Overweight
And He Keeps Getting Rounder
If I Had To Guess.....
He's A Five Hundred POUNDER!"

(Insert stadium applause!)

Took me 7 freakin years to come up with that!
Anyone think this is "Reader's Digest" worthy? I hope so, cause I think it would seriously benefit all the constipated MF's in toilet land.:confused:

P.S. - I think I got an R rated version of this too.

LOL

Ok... it's not that shitty. At least it rhymes! But Reader's Digest material I think not. ::p:

They've also filed for Bankruptcy (http://dealbook.blogs.nytimes.com/2009/08/21/readers-digest-reading-between-the-lines/) so I'm not sure if submitting it to them would matter. I have a feeling that Reader's Digest won't be around much longer since most of their readers are slowly dieing off. :0.02:

[3rDShifT]

Wow, I didn't know about Readers Digest. Oh, well. After re-reading this, I think I require a slow motion slap to the face!

[Red Shift]

Wow, I didn't know about Readers Digest. Oh, well. After re-reading this, I think I require a slow motion slap to the face!


I'd be happy to provide that service! ::)):





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[3rDShifT]

Bracing for impact sir! (cringes)