View Full Version : School pizza?
Jan 13th, 2012, 6:03 AM
Where do I find this stuff?
It was like rectangular crack with cheeze! I've tried 7/11 frozen pizza and it's close but it falls short.
The shit was baked on a full-sheet pan, it was usually floppy, it had "sausage", "beef" or "pepperoni" and was likely loaded with crack because I crave that shit all the time and I just can't fucking replicate it.
Maybe I should contact DuPont? or 3M? because I just can't figure the fuckin' recipe!!!
Jan 13th, 2012, 7:53 AM
You're probably missing a key step - letting the pizza sit in a freezer for a few years before thawing and cooking it. That'll get you that soggy floppy crust that you're after.
Jan 13th, 2012, 8:22 AM
There used to be a frozen pizza that was rectangle and tasted much like school pizza but for the life of me, I cannot remember the name of it and I have not seen it in stores in ages. It was something like Gino's.
Jan 20th, 2012, 4:38 PM
Kiehlroy, it took me forever to find this. I had to wade through pages of articles on "Congress Declares Pizza a Vegatable!!!"
Anyway- I hope this helps you in your quest.
Where to buy rectangle school cafeteria pizza (http://www.noshcookbook.com/2011/12/where-to-buy-rectangle-school-cafeteria.html)
...The square pizza you remember from 1985, while trading Garbage Pail Kids, at the lunch-room table is called Commodity Pizza, and it's made by Tony's. (There are other imitators, but Tony's is the real deal.) What you'll need to do is contact a local food distributor in your area, and order a case of their 4x6 pizzas, and arrange to pick it up. The cost is about $50.
Tony's Commodity Pizza Item Numbers
Jan 20th, 2012, 4:47 PM
Unless it was off cource one of the imitators. Of which there are many.
Without contacting the school, it would be hard to find out.
Jan 20th, 2012, 7:51 PM
you might find a win with Ben E. Keith http://www.benekeith.com/food
Barring them you might try to smear imitation cheese , the cheapest generic sauce you can find and some cardboard. Heat at 275 for 30 minutes serve cold.
Jun 19th, 2012, 9:15 PM
hello....maybe you should go to papa john's pizza or ellio's pizza they have a rectangular pizza like a school pizza.
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