School pizza?

[Kiehlroy]

Where do I find this stuff?

It was like rectangular crack with cheeze! I've tried 7/11 frozen pizza and it's close but it falls short.

The shit was baked on a full-sheet pan, it was usually floppy, it had "sausage", "beef" or "pepperoni" and was likely loaded with crack because I crave that shit all the time and I just can't fucking replicate it.

Maybe I should contact DuPont? or 3M? because I just can't figure the fuckin' recipe!!!

[Fut004]

You're probably missing a key step - letting the pizza sit in a freezer for a few years before thawing and cooking it. That'll get you that soggy floppy crust that you're after.

[JenaS62]

There used to be a frozen pizza that was rectangle and tasted much like school pizza but for the life of me, I cannot remember the name of it and I have not seen it in stores in ages. It was something like Gino's.

[Nu Kua]

Kiehlroy, it took me forever to find this. I had to wade through pages of articles on "Congress Declares Pizza a Vegatable!!!"

Anyway- I hope this helps you in your quest.

Where to buy rectangle school cafeteria pizza (http://www.noshcookbook.com/2011/12/where-to-buy-rectangle-school-cafeteria.html)


...The square pizza you remember from 1985, while trading Garbage Pail Kids, at the lunch-room table is called Commodity Pizza, and it's made by Tony's. (There are other imitators, but Tony's is the real deal.) What you'll need to do is contact a local food distributor in your area, and order a case of their 4x6 pizzas, and arrange to pick it up. The cost is about $50.

Tony's Commodity Pizza Item Numbers

63495 Pepperoni

78456 Sausage

63572 Cheese

...

[lycanox]

Unless it was off cource one of the imitators. Of which there are many.

Without contacting the school, it would be hard to find out.

[Anarch]

you might find a win with Ben E. Keith http://www.benekeith.com/food

Barring them you might try to smear imitation cheese , the cheapest generic sauce you can find and some cardboard. Heat at 275 for 30 minutes serve cold.

[norm17]

hello....maybe you should go to papa john's pizza or ellio's pizza they have a rectangular pizza like a school pizza.