Steeple=Phallic Symbol

[Sage]

Does the place you worship have one of these pagan symbols on the top of it?
If so, you are amoung the deceived written about in Rev.12:9.
Come out of this deception, seek truth with all your might and TRUTH will fine you.


Sage

[Philosopher Foelhe]

ROFLMAO!

Well, damn shame I know how to use a sword. And... OH MY GOD! I USE PENS! SAVE ME, JESUS!

Seriously, dude, chill. If you keep seeing the devil everywhere, you're gonna give yourself a heart attack. Or make yourself really annoying at parties.

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

Do the religious holidays that you celebrate derive from pagan holidays?

[Philosopher Foelhe]

Holidays?!? Celebrate!?! It's the work of SATAN!

Seriously, I can't imagine Sage celebrating Christmas. Too warped and evil. (Although I work in retail, so I can see why someone would think that...)

[Mezurashi]

...celebrating Christmas. Too warped and evil. (Although I work in retail, so I can see why someone would think that...)

If you work in Retail let me throw out some Hot Buttons;

"Excuse me, can I get some service?"
"Oh, I have exact change here somewhere ..."
"He/she is usually not like this at home."
"Does this come with batteries?"
"Can I speak to a Manager?"
"Sprechen zie Deutsche?"

and my all time fave ...

"If you could get a better job, you would have, so shut up."

Xmas is coming!!! And we thought Katrina/Rita/Wilma was a bad storm, rofl.

[Sammy56]

Oringinally Posted by Sage
Does the place you worship have one of these pagan symbols on the top of it?
First of all, can you explain why steeples are all of a sudden evil? Second, can we please stop using pagan in such a bad connotation? It does not deserve to be.

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

I'm a little bit worried about you, Sage. You know, what with you seeing penises everywhere...

[Marajadex]

Second, can we please stop using pagan in such a bad connotation? It does not deserve to be.Hear Hear!!! :2thumbs: Besides what is wrong with penises? Isn't that like saying that someones Big Toe is evil? It is just another body part....

[Mezurashi]

Fear MY Evil Big Toe! Muahahahahaha

[Philosopher Foelhe]

"Excuse me, can I get some service?"
"Oh, I have exact change here somewhere ..."
"He/she is usually not like this at home."
"Does this come with batteries?"
"Can I speak to a Manager?"
"Sprechen zie Deutsche?"

I actually don't mind most of this stuff (well, except the manager bit). It's annoying at first, but when you get right down to it most of this is pretty tame. I keep meaning to write out a list of the worst stuff customers do, but around point three I always start foaming at the mouth.


Besides what is wrong with penises?

A penis roughly the shape of a steeple? That's not a sexual organ, that's a weapon. Sage doesn't seem to realize that most men aren't actually shaped that way. (Lord, I'm gonna be in so much trouble for this...)

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

Sage doesn't seem to realize that most men aren't actually shaped that way. (Lord, I'm gonna be in so much trouble for this...)
MOST men? Damn! You get arooooooouuuund !!!

[Philosopher Foelhe]

All in the name of scientific inquiry, I assure you.

[salvador]

Steeple.

Could be a new euphemism. I've been inspired to write a play about it. Reproduced (so to speak) below. Remember, the names are real; only the facts have been changed. And remember, any rudeness perceived is unintended and is entirely down to your own dirty mind.

SCENE: Int. Doctor's office. Characters: Doctor Seaman; Jack Dickov (a patient).

DOCTOR SEAMAN:
Ee, Jack. You're late.

JACK DICKOV:
I thought I was premature.

DrS:
Never mind. I don't mean to come down hard on you. How can I help?

JD:
Doctor, there's something wrong with my steeple.

DrS:
Do you have a photograph of it?

JD:
Here it is.

DrS:
My, that's a big one. Looks solid to me. What's the problem?

JD:
It wobbles about in the wind, and the bell keeps falling off.

DrS:
Oh dear. Plenty of lead in your pencil though, is there?

JD:
Pencil?

DrS:
Sorry. Roof. Plenty of roof on your pencil.

JD:
What?

DrS:
I mean, er, roof of pencil in your plenty.

JD:
Are you on drugs?

DrS:
Mercifully, yes.
(Hands JD a picture of a cement mixer)
Here. Apply this every morning and come back to me in a month if there's still a problem.

JD:
Hee-hee! "Come."

DrS:
Is there anything else I can do for you?

JD:
Yes. My penis hurts when I urinate.

DrS:
Hmm. You'd have to call your GP about that. I'm an architect, you see, not a doctor of medicine.

JD:
Oh, right. (pause) Would you take a look at it anyway?

DrS:
Okay. Whip it out.

---THE END---


On an unrelated topic, naturalists might like to know that six beavers were released into the wilds of the West Country, UK. Just thought I'd share that with you.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/4380276.stm

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

Heh heh... Maybe in next week's episode, Jack Dickov can hire the local plumber, Hugh G. Rection, to lay some pipe in his backyard...

[Marajadex]

LOL!!!
You have a chance at winning an award for this one when it is finished,

[Mezurashi]

We could merge the posts to include the "Snake In The Garden Of Eden" degeneration that gave me so many chuckles (Appears, Disappears, lol)

[Defiant Noquisi]

Heh heh... Maybe in next week's episode, Jack Dickov can hire the local plumber, Hugh G. Rection, to lay some pipe in his backyard... If Hugh cant do the job and Jack cant get anyone else he may have to look up the Jack Mayhoff website for advice. Laying pipe can be a problem but Im sure if he worked it up himself he could get a grip on it.

[Defiant Noquisi]

Hmm, what about all those tall obelisks in cemetaries? Lots of praying goes on around them. What about the biggest obelisk Im aware of, the Washington Monument? Politicians worship all around that area.

Obviously you are confused. Do you even know what the purpose of church steeples was for? In case you didnt, they were built so that travelers and townspeople could more easily spot the location of a church from a far distance. The church bells were up in the steeple so the sound could carry farther to announce when service would be starting and to shag ass on to church.

Sure, they could have made them more round to really symbolize a penis better, but who had time or money to bend the wood or lay bricks in a circle?

Thats a pretty weak and unqualified statement you made in your first post. Especially when connected to a biblical passage. If your going to be that uptight about penile worship why dont you just go and kick everyone out of their bedrooms?

[Marajadex]

Obviously you are confused.
Yeah I would definatly say confused... I mean... It they are really trying to make that connection between a steeple and a penis!

:dork: Ut-Ohl.. Is that a steeple or a hat???

[Defiant Noquisi]

:dork: Ut-Ohl.. Is that a steeple or a hat??? Why obviously thats a penis, cant you tell? BAH! :crazy:

[nrj]

Symbolism... Gotta hate it.