View Full Version : Is this the reincarnation of the Buddha?
Nov 24th, 2005, 5:12 AM
This young man has alegedly sat in the one spot without eating, drinking or relieving himself for 6 months.
Nov 24th, 2005, 3:28 PM
I bet he smells pretty bad :drool:
Nov 25th, 2005, 5:25 AM
If he really has meditated that long without food or water it's a miracle already. The human body starts shutting down functions after 5-7 days with no water let alone weeks without food. That would be great if this kid turns out to be someone of high spiritual prominence.
Nov 25th, 2005, 7:40 PM
I wonder if he has the ability to go into a hibernation state like bears do. I agree with CELL, somebody should put a box of Arm & Hammer Baking Soda beside this guy...
Nov 25th, 2005, 11:15 PM
Jake99 says: WHAT!!? I went into hibernation for two consecutive bloody years! And I flew to the moon and ate pancakes with some lunar dogs, and I wen't to court (again) and yammered to the judge about how I want to rule the world! And how I will, MUHAHAHA! And I was conspirating with my little friend that lives in my finger, and................ch-chs-ack-ack-hack-huck-help-me-Jesus-ouch.
Sorry about that, I was just chokeing on the anti-phsycotic & anti-hillucianational pills given to me by my doctor......I mean, to the little man in my finger. But never the less, I will provide jigsaw puzzles and just laws for all! And I will make it so everyone can meet moondogs! So remember, vote for Fake.....I mean Jake! And 99, which stands for the amount of pills that I.....my micro-scopic friend takes a day.
Also, I'd like to say that everyone is doomed if they don't worship me. So grovel at my feet you insolent beasts!
God chose me because I have a person living in my finger, and you don't! HAHAHA! Lick my crabs!
Nov 27th, 2005, 8:37 AM
Jake99 says:Also, I'd like to say that everyone is doomed if they don't worship me. So grovel at my feet you insolent beasts!
God chose me because I have a person living in my finger, and you don't! HAHAHA! Lick my crabs! OMG Bob you are hysterical! I almost don't want to read your posts because I'm afraid I'm going to pee my pants if I do! Bahahahaha!!!
Dec 5th, 2005, 6:12 AM
An amazing story is coming out of Nepal concerning a teenage boy who has been meditating under a tree with no food or water for the last 6 months, just as the Buddha was said to have done when he attained enlightment.
What's interesting about this story for me is that I travelled through the area in 1994 and was told repeatedly of a prophecy that the Buddha would soon emerge in Nepal. Interesting stuff.
Dec 5th, 2005, 4:50 PM
I don't know if it is or isn't, but I would LOVE for it to be.... wouldn't that be exciting? O, BTW Welcome to the Boards! Happy Posting exu156!
note: merged this thread into previously existing one.
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