View Full Version : Who is Lucifer? Who is the Devil? Who is Satan?
Garry Denke
Aug 20th, 2006, 11:40 PM
My work on this planet is done.
The son of perdition,
Garry Denke
DontBeAfraid
Aug 20th, 2006, 11:53 PM
garry bot is back.
Garry Denke
Aug 21st, 2006, 12:37 AM
Yea. It is done.
DontBeAfraid
Aug 21st, 2006, 4:57 AM
The heat finally finish baking your brain garrybot?
Garry Denke
Aug 21st, 2006, 6:09 AM
Sparky's #1
Sammy56
Aug 21st, 2006, 6:42 AM
I'm confused...
loganosborne
Aug 21st, 2006, 8:15 AM
I'm confused...
Your not the only one.
DontBeAfraid
Aug 21st, 2006, 10:31 PM
You dont even know sparky!
liberdave
Aug 22nd, 2006, 7:40 AM
My work on this planet is done.
The son of perdition,
Garry Denke
Any relation to Brian Deneke (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Deneke) of Amarillo?
Pink Dragon
Aug 29th, 2006, 8:48 PM
Who is Lucifer ? You are
Who is the devil ? You are
Who is Satan ? You are
Hope it helps clarify things... :Blbl:
Garry Denke
Aug 27th, 2007, 12:07 AM
Greetings Cassie,
A Great Pun! (http://particleadventure.org/frameless/cork.html)
--
There I was, a-digging this hole
A hole in the ground, so big and sort of round it was
There was I, digging it deep
It was flat at at the bottom and the sides were steep
When along, comes this bloke in a bowler which he lifted and scratched his head
Well we looked down the hole, poor demented soul and he said
Do you mind if I make a suggestion?
Don't dig there, dig it elsewhere
Your digging it round and it ought to be square
The shape of it's wrong, it's much much too long
And you can't put hole where a hole don't belong
I ask, what a liberty eh
Nearly bashed him right in the bowler
Well there was I, stood in me hole
Shovelling earth for all I was worth
There was him, standing up there
So grand and official with his nose in the air
So I gave him a look sort of sideways and I leaned on my shovel and sighed
Well I lit me a fag and having took a drag I replied
I just couldn't bear, to dig it elsewhere
I'm digging it round cos I don't want it square
And if you disagree it don't bother me
That's the place where the holes gonna be
Well there we were, discussing this hole
A hole in the ground so big and sort of round
Well it's not there now, the ground's all flat
And beneath it is the bloke in the bowler hat
And that's that.
Hole In The Ground (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Cribbins)
--
NOW comes Lucifer, the Devil, and Satan in the eighth month, on the twenty and five-fold day of the month, in the seventh year of Bush fired but not burning, saying: behold, my favourite Ghost-writer of all time; the historical Jesus of Nazareth, author of Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts and Hebrews, and finisher of Revelation. Proof that my favourite Ghost-author of all time is indeed the writer: historical Jesus of Nazareth "author and finisher (http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/kjv-idx?type=simple&format=Long&q1=Author+and+Finisher&restrict=All&size=First+100)" of the faith: Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Acts, Hebrews and Revelation; rests in the following eight (8) facts:
1. Matthew was a functionally illiterate tax collector;
2. Mark was a functionally illiterate missionary;
3. Luke was a functionally illiterate slave physician;
4. John was a functionally illiterate fisherman;
5. Jesus' warning against altering physics marks;
6. Jesus' Hebrews "author and finisher (http://www.biblegateway.com/keyword/?search=author%20and%20finisher&version1=50&searchtype=phrase)" 12:2;
7. Jesus' authored personal thoughts therein;
8. Revelation geo/paleo/particle physics text.
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were good-hearted Rocky Balboa types (the Old first Rocky). Not much of a difference between them really. The early first century Roman system for collecting taxes lent itself to excess, exploitation, and corruption. Consider the structure in 25 CE. The Italian government 'bid out' the right to collect taxes in a region of the empire. Rome's government would say, We need 'x' amount of revenue from this region of the empire. Wealthy people (mob bosses) would bid on the right to collect (shake down) taxes in that region. Anything they collected above the Italian government's demand was their profit (the take). The Roman regional collectors often would hire managers (gangsters) in specific districts of the region (such as Zacchaeus) for the shake down. The man would have a specific sum he must collect in the district. Anything he collected above that sum was kept (his take). These managers would hire local Italian gangs in their district to do the actual collecting (like Matthew's gang). It was their job to actually collect (shake down) amounts assigned by their managers (gangsters). If they collected more than the managers requested, the amount they collected above what was required was kept (their take). It does not require a genius to imagine how Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, functionally illiterate Rocky Balboas, worked. Roman Catholic Church is rooted from this origin of the Italian (Roman) mob, their bosses, good-hearted thugs like Matthew, the functionally illiterate tax collector, and good-natured associates, like Mark the missionary, Luke the slave physician and John the fisherman. These four were all debt collectors actually, not one of them a capable author. Hence, the Ghost-writer. First century geo/paleo/particle physics' classes were much the same as today, the historical Jesus of Nazareth rambling about 3 day universal magnetic field reversals, to discharging particled ears. Entertaining and amusing is teaching, education is actually very much fun. Last geo/paleo/particle physics' field trip class? Crucifixion cross (-+|+-) charges .999... e diminishing .000...1 e light first day. Resurrection (+-|-+) charges .000...1 e increasing .999... e light third day. No nothings in this universe Cassie, not in the real .0123456789... one, as you know. Speaking of the Old first Rocky, it's lion head, calf head, man face, flying eagle wings Rock sudden-death (http://www.flickr.com/photos/10911569@N08/979647239) overtime. All 144,000 planets having life's fresh water (ice) melting, cosmic rays pounding all of the smaller planet dwellers. Did the glorious queen of Revelation answer her mail? She did reply, "I sit a queen (http://quod.lib.umich.edu/cgi/k/kjv/kjv-idx?type=simple&format=Long&q1=sit+a+queen&restrict=All&size=First+100), and am no widow (http://www.biblegateway.com/keyword/?search=am+no+widow&searchtype=phrase&wholewordsonly=yes&version1=50&spanbegin=1&spanend=73), and shall see no sorrow". I, Lucifer, the Devil, and Satan in the ninth month, on the five-fold day of the month, in the seventh year of Bush fired but not burning, have a remedy for that.
And that's that.
Main Entry: il·lit·er·ate
Pronunciation: (")i(l)-'li-t(&-)r&t
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin illiteratus, from in- + litteratus literate
1 : having little or no education; especially : unable to read or write <an illiterate population>
2 a : showing or marked by a lack of familiarity with language and literature <an illiterate magazine> b : violating approved patterns of speaking or writing
3 : showing or marked by a lack of acquaintance with the fundamentals of a particular field of knowledge <musically illiterate>
synonym see IGNORANT
- illiterate noun
- il·lit·er·ate·ly adverb
- il·lit·er·ate·ness noun
Main Entry: functional illiterate
Function: noun
: a person who has had some schooling but does not meet a minimum standard of literacy
- functional illiteracy noun
- functionally illiterate adjective
And the Angel of the LORD appeared to him in a flame of fire from the midst of a Bush. So he looked, and behold, the Bush was burning with fire, but the Bush was not consumed. Then Moses said, "I will now turn aside and see this great sight, why the Bush does not burn." So when the LORD saw that he turned aside to look, God called to him from the midst of the Bush and said, "Moses, Moses!" And he said, "Here I am."
http://groups.msn.com/stonehengegeologyandgeophysics
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/stonehengegeologyandgeophysics
Cassie Rules! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theophilus_%28Biblical%29)
Strange Cork
Traveler
Aug 27th, 2007, 12:59 AM
Here we go again, Throw more troops in until they get worn down
I need to learn how to conserve my energy.
Garry Denke
Aug 27th, 2007, 1:46 PM
Two things, profound truth;
1) Creators do not die on crosses,
2) and Jesus Christ is the Creator.
Lucifer, Devil, Satan
The Catholic Church Saints (http://countyclerkrecords.co.collin.tx.us/webinquiry/DocDescMain.aspx?sk=20050411702746052&ref=c59737be-4590-4eb0-a67c-afdfdd179290|One,)
Saint Ampère, André Marie (1775-1836)
Saint Archimedes (287-212 B.C.)
Saint Aristotle (384–322 B.C.)
Saint Avogadro, Armedeo (1776-1856)
Saint Bernouilli, Daniel (1700-1782)
Saint Bohr, Niels Henrik David (1885-1962)
Saint Boltzmann, Ludwig Eduard (1844–1906)
Saint Born, Max (1882-1970)
Saint Boyle, Robert (1627-1691)
Saint Brahe, Tycho (1546-1601)
Saint Brunhes, Bernard (1867-1910)
Saint Bruno, Giordano (1548-1600)
Saint Cavendish, Henry (1731-1810)
Saint Charles, Jacques Alexander César (1746-1823)
Saint Clerk-Maxwell, James (1831-1879)
Saint Copernicus, Nicolas (1473-1543)
Saint Curie, Pierre (1859-1906)
Saint da Vinci, Leonardo di ser Piero (1452–1519)
Saint Darwin, Charles (1809-1882)
Saint Davy, Humphry (1778-1829)
Saint de Coulomb, Charles Augustin (1736-1806)
Saint Dulong, Pierre Louis (1785-1838)
Saint Edison, Thomas Alva (1847–1931)
Saint Einstein, Albert (1879-1955)
Saint Euclid (333-266 B.C.)
Saint Faraday, Michael (1791-1867)
Saint Fermi, Enrico (1901-1954)
Saint Franklin, Benjamin (1706–1790)
Saint Galilei, Galileo (1564-1642)
Saint Goethe, Johann Wolfgang von (1749-1832)
Saint Haeckel, Ernest (1834-1919)
Saint Haldane, John Burdon Sanderson (1892-1964)
Saint Halley, Edmund (1656-1742)
Saint Harvey, William (1578-1657)
Saint Herschel, William (1738-1822)
Saint Hipparchus (160-125 B.C.)
Saint Hippocrates (460-377 B.C.)
Saint Hooke, Robert (1635-1703)
Saint Huxley, Thomas Henry (1825-1895)
Saint Huygens, Christiaan (1629-1693)
Saint Kelvin, William Thomson (1824-1907)
Saint Kepler, Johann (1571-1630)
Saint Leakey, Louis Semour Bazett (1903-1972)
Saint Leslie, John (1766-1832)
Saint Lorenz, Konrod (1903-1989)
Saint Lyell, Charles (1797-1875)
Saint Mariotte, Edme (1620-1684)
Saint Matuyama, Motonori (1884-1958)
Saint Mendel, Gregor Johann (1822-1884)
Saint Michell, John (1724–1793)
Saint Michelson, Albert Abraham (1852-1931)
Saint Newton, Isaac (1642-1727)
Saint Oppenheimer, J. Robert (1904-1967)
Saint Pascal, Blaise (1623-1962)
Saint Planck, Max (1858-1947)
Saint Petit, Alexis Thérèse (1791-1820)
Saint Priestley, Joseph (1733-1804)
Saint Ptolemaeus, Claudius (90-168)
Saint Roentgen, Wilhelm Conrad (1845-1923)
Saint Salk, Jonas Edward (1914–1995)
Saint Skłodowska-Curie, Maria (1867-1934)
Saint Torricelli, Evangelista (1608-1647)
Saint Tyndall, John (1820-1893)
Saint Venturi, Giovanni Battista (1746-1822)
Saint Volta, Alessandro (1745-1827)
Saint Wöhler, Friesrich (1800-1882)
(the first 66)
http://www.overpopulation.org/whyPopMatters.html
The Last Judgment
1. Abortion
God said, abortion is now acceptable on your planet when solely desired by the embryo mother; there are too many souls on your planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.
2. Birth Control
God said, birth control is now acceptable on your planet when solely desired by the male and the female; there are too many souls on your planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.
3. Death Penalty
God said, death penalty is now acceptable on your planet when solely desired by the jurisdiction; there are too many souls on your planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.
4. Euthanasia
God said, euthanasia is now acceptable on your planet when solely desired by the body's owner; there are too many souls on your planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.
5. Embryonic Stem Cell Research
God said, embryonic stem cell research is now acceptable on your planet when solely desired by the embryo owner; there are too many souls on your planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.
6. Human Cloning
God said, human cloning is now acceptable on your planet when solely desired by the donor(s): however; there are too many souls on your planet, and many new developing planets need old souls.
7. Marriage
God said, marriage is not acceptable on your planet; as Jesus wrote in Matthew at 22:30, for in the resurrection they neither marry, nor are given in marriage, but are as the angels of God on heaven.
It is done.
G-d
DontBeAfraid
Aug 27th, 2007, 5:01 PM
It is done.nuh-uh.... I say when its done!
twenty-five characters.
Demonskates
Aug 27th, 2007, 10:59 PM
Im sick of this shit. I told you all its me. Now recognise!!!!!!!!!!:bondage:
DontBeAfraid
Aug 27th, 2007, 11:01 PM
You are Garry Dinky? But WHY? Why, oh WHY?
Demonskates
Aug 27th, 2007, 11:06 PM
NO! SATAN! Thats it DBA, Im claiming you early.
SoulReaverKAIN
Aug 28th, 2007, 11:24 AM
in heaven there is no sex...maybe spiritual lovin anyways
Lucifer is the Angel of Light
once he became satan the angel known as lucifer was
no more and hence satan took over
The Devil is lucifer, satan wanting to live for eternity
so he made the right choice and returned to the heavens
but he was a sinner, likes women
Satan became angry at the world
satan is a spirit he doesnt really like himself
in this form and prefers a different name
how humans gave him this name I dunno
just sounds made up to me
Demonskates
Aug 28th, 2007, 11:31 AM
so we are clear.
http://www.thatreligiousstudieswebsite.com/Articles/Theology/Satan/satan_brief_history.html
Sammy56
Aug 28th, 2007, 12:12 PM
in heaven there is no sexWell that kind of sucks.
satan is a spirit he doesnt really like himselfThere is always therapy for that kind of thing.
Powered by vBulletin® Version 4.1.6 Copyright © 2013 vBulletin Solutions, Inc. All rights reserved.