martial arts

[Smoke]

are any of you training in martial arts, if so what are you doing...

ive been looking for maui thai classes, on the side of that id like to do aikido
anybody else do anything like that?

[DontBeAfraid]

I scream "HIIIIIYAAAH!" in bar bathrooms every now and then.

[Smoke]

well.... arent you gay........

[Perfectionist]

I'm looking for Mr Miyagi's Dojo :D

[lionheart]

im sorry to say but Mr Miyagi's dead, it was dam shame to, as for martial art i've dun i did twi-kon-do for a while, it were oky, but it never reli helped me out

[Perfectionist]

True, Martial Arts are pretty useless in a real street fight ...... they make you fitter and increase stamina but you aint gonna be turning into Rambo ..... :(

[Skynet12]

I did samurai for a few years- i may be good at it, but, hell- i run!

[Demonskates]

Im into pressure point fighting.very cool stuff,all about manipulation,and avoidence,ect.You can knock a person out with a light tap with some practice.

[equalizer]

I traded in my martial arts lessons for a pistol permit. Now i'm a .38 special black belt. :jamn:

[uki]

are any of you training in martial arts, if so what are you doing...

ive been looking for maui thai classes, on the side of that id like to do aikido
anybody else do anything like that?i have been training martial arts for 7 years... i have kung fu(time and energy) in the following concepts; northern longfist, hsing-i, pa kua, tai chi, iron bar, iron bar juggling, iron ring, broadsword, straight sword, cane fighting, stick fighting, and a variety of qigong(chi kung) exercises.

True, Martial Arts are pretty useless in a real street fight ...... they make you fitter and increase stamina but you aint gonna be turning into Rambo ..... :(you obviously have not developed the mental capacity that comes with training martial arts. i find my training and practice highly functional in street fights, perhaps people who practice the McMartial arts, such as karate and TKD, are useless in a fight.

Im into pressure point fighting.very cool stuff,all about manipulation,and avoidence,ect.You can knock a person out with a light tap with some practice.you can also knock out someone by punching them on the flash point(the bump) behind the ear.

I scream "HIIIIIYAAAH!" in bar bathrooms every now and then.is this while looking in the mirror and flexing your muscles before either A) going out to hit on a girl, or b) going out to hit on the girls boyfriend?


I traded in my martial arts lessons for a pistol permit. Now i'm a .38 special black belt. :jamn:well they say people who need guns are pussies who cannot fight and a gun is only as fast and accurate as the person using it. shit, a .38 is for girls anyhow... do you practice shooting your jars of vasoline? :2fu:

[DontBeAfraid]

Its actually something I do before either A) being cut off and asked to settle down or b)being asked to leave.

[uki]

Its actually something I do before either A) being cut off and asked to settle down or b)being asked to leave.lol, don't you love it when you hear those comforting words, "you've had enough."

[Smoke]

i have been training martial arts for 7 years... i have kung fu(time and energy) in the following concepts; northern longfist, hsing-i, pa kua, tai chi, iron bar, iron bar juggling, iron ring, broadsword, straight sword, cane fighting, stick fighting, and a variety of qigong(chi kung) exercises.
you obviously have not developed the mental capacity that comes with training martial arts. i find my training and practice highly functional in street fights, perhaps people who practice the McMartial arts, such as karate and TKD, are useless in a fight.
you can also knock out someone by punching them on the flash point(the bump) behind the ear.
is this while looking in the mirror and flexing your muscles before either A) going out to hit on a girl, or b) going out to hit on the girls boyfriend?

well they say people who need guns are pussies who cannot fight and a gun is only as fast and accurate as the person using it. shit, a .38 is for girls anyhow... do you practice shooting your jars of vasoline? :2fu:



hahaha your fuckin jokes.


ne ways ive been looking into maui thai and i possibly want to train in aikido so when i can use theyre body weight to get them away i can bash theyre fucking brains out with maui thai, or i wanna use stick fighitng i already know lots about that and im fairly fast and accurate with a stick. id like to train with swords..

and TKD is useless so it the shit karate they try to teach youu over by my pace for 300$ a month. I hear tai chi is good but im not one for meditation and that.

theres one play that offer hapkido kickbocing karate tia kwondo kickboxing ect im gonna go there for the kickboxing ect.

[DontBeAfraid]

Be careful smoke .... youll stick your eye out.

[Perfectionist]

Martial Arts are total crapola !! Boxing is kick ass !! :D

[uki]

Martial Arts are total crapola !! Boxing is kick ass !! :Dperhaps... until you kick the boxer in the knee and break it. :yikes:

[Demonskates]

Martial Arts are total crapola !! Boxing is kick ass !! :D
Boxing is cool and it does have its place,but i gota agree with Uki,not much you can do with broken bones.Acouple of quick submissions where your arms are torked to the point of breaking,or with certain pressure points,that immobilize entire limbs,i dont think most boxers stand a chance against that stuff.
Sure he could get a few good shots in,but hed find real quick that he only has one way to fight,where as the martial artist,has many ways,with many counters and defences against just punches.

[Einstein700]

I have studied and trained in Judo and kung-fu, but not for some years now

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http://glass.tvu.ac.uk/~chi/ninja/images/iaido1.jpg

http://glass.tvu.ac.uk/~chi/ninja/images/weapons1.jpg

lol at these guys, I guess the ozi is there just incase things get a little out of hand..

[uki]

I have studied and trained in Judo and kung-fu, but not for some years nowusually martial arts are like riding a bike...


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actually ninjistu is the art of stealth and deception... nothing to do with actual hand to hand combat; western media and culture has fliptwisted ninjistu into some sort of superhuman martial art form, when in reality it is merely an adjective for any style of martial art.