New arcade game lets you probe the ass of a child molester

[liberdave]

http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/naughty02.htm

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga.
I think we are slowly starting to see the effects of nuclear blasts on dense populations. This is one of the most bizarre video games i've ever seen, and so of course it must be Japanese. The object of the game appears simple, you have to jam a big plastic finger up someone's ass. Why? I have no idea. Built into the cabinet is a bent over backside, and on the screen in front of you appears the expression of the person as you shove the finger inside. The harder you shove the finger inside, the more points you score.

From the brochure:

"This is a fun game of spanking the people that make your life miserable. When you spank the character that you choose to punish, the face expression of the character will change as they scream and twitch in pain. The funny face expressions will make people laugh and relieve stress."

apparently, it's cool in Japan for a kid to stick his finger in your ass. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kancho)

[Demonskates]

um EWWWWW!wtf is wrong with them over there.

[Perfectionist]

LOL !! :D Now, time to try that on some hot girls !! :D

[Cthulhu]

Japanese are crazy. The world is flooding with otakus. The world is going insane.

[lycanox]

Couldn't resist posting this masterpiece of japanese nonsense.



welcome to the only socially acceptable way to compare your "meat beating" technique with friends and relatives.

it's actually a little more complicated than wanking in real life so you might need to read the instructions - its about getting a balance of speed and grip rather than just getting wild and blowing your load to quick. it will work out your style compared to what we have judged to be the optimum wank and will rate you accordingly.

it was made a site called the doghouse who we also built some perverted e-cards for - they have kindly let us stick this "reduced adverts" version on Newgrounds cos we begged them to let us show our stuff on here.

happy pudding pulling.

King stroker. (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/153691)

[Philosopher Foelhe]

It bothers me that "Do you play Japanese videogames?" could be a crappy pick-up line.

[Einstein700]

:amaz:
apparently, it's cool in Japan for a kid to stick his finger in your ass.
:yikes:
that is so bad.. lmfao


I think we are slowly starting to see the effects of nuclear blasts on dense populations

You could be right!

[Cartesiantheater]

New arcade game lets you probe the ass of a child molester BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Christ I gotta get one of those! Hell, I'm gonna be the giant finger mascot for Halloween!




It bothers me that "Do you play Japanese videogames?" could be a crappy pick-up line.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! ...hell, that one might actually work (surprise 'em so much they have to follow up with some questions, the perfect invite to conversation!)