lions kill elephant in botswana

[db99]

i have seen pictures of this but i would like to see more detail if anyone can could they please give me a website so that i can read more because this is the first time its been cought on camera and its not a baby elephant they killed...

[lycanox]

Try the National geographic channel. They show the tapes on the show, most amazing moments.

[Skynet12]

I think it was a velociraptor, although i aint 100%. Or maybe it was a dragon?Thers quite a few of those roaming the plains at the moment, or so I hear.

http://tonova.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/velociraptor.jpg
http://cloudcastle.hut.ru/pics/images/dragon_043.jpg

[liberdave]

I think it was a velociraptor, although i aint 100%. Or maybe it was a dragon?Thers quite a few of those roaming the plains at the moment, or so I hear.

WOT? :crtmn: Time to pop in my Dragonforce CD and find glory and hoard on the Serengeti. :samurai:

[loganosborne]

I think it was a velociraptor, although i aint 100%. Or maybe it was a dragon?Thers quite a few of those roaming the plains at the moment, or so I hear.
What kind of world do you live in? Good pics though.

[lycanox]

LoL.

He rejects our reality and substitutes his own.

[Cartesiantheater]

Hey now, guys... I OWN a velociraptor. It ran away once, and I went around town with a picture, asking people, "Have you seen my velociraptor, Chomper?"
and I did this too: "Excuse me sir, have you seen my dog, Chomper" *holds up picture of raptor* Man jumps back, then is perplexed... then calls me an asshole...then I bitch-slap him and run...

(I'm actually NOT kidding folks; I really did go around town with a picture asking people if they had seen Chomper the velociraptor...the picture was done in colored pencil... it was obviously a fake... but fucking hilarious none the less... {next spring my little brother will skateboard through downtown in a Batman outfit... we occasionally do this sort of shit, so yeah, it really happened...fucking hilarious...})

http://www.narain.com/gecko/dhtml/raptor.jpg

...oh... I really DO own a velociraptor... just didn't have a picture of him. Hence the color pencil portrait...

[Demonskates]

Hey now, guys... I OWN a velociraptor. It ran away once, and I went around town with a picture, asking people, "Have you seen my velociraptor, Chomper?"
and I did this too: "Excuse me sir, have you seen my dog, Chomper" *holds up picture of raptor* Man jumps back, then is perplexed... then calls me an asshole...then I bitch-slap him and run...

(I'm actually NOT kidding folks; I really did go around town with a picture asking people if they had seen Chomper the velociraptor...the picture was done in colored pencil... it was obviously a fake... but fucking hilarious none the less... {next spring my little brother will skateboard through downtown in a Batman outfit... we occasionally do this sort of shit, so yeah, it really happened...fucking hilarious...})

http://www.narain.com/gecko/dhtml/raptor.jpg

...oh... I really DO own a velociraptor... just didn't have a picture of him. Hence the color pencil portrait...
Jesus christ,you hurt my lungs i laughed so hard,damn it!

[Skynet12]

I havent seen your chomper, sorry. I knoew a good place which sells them though-just of the M25. I do hope you find him, though- i had a raptor once and he ran away. It was heartbreaking! I know hoe you feel, cartesian. I know how you feel.
Oh, yes, and lycanox and lego- thank you for the understanding!

Heres a pi of my very special friend, growler:
http://www.digital-images.net/Images/Universal/Velociraptor_6001.jpg

Sweet, isnt he? Hes toothing at the mo.

[Demonskates]

I havent seen your chomper, sorry. I knoew a good place which sells them though-just of the M25. I do hope you find him, though- i had a raptor once and he ran away. It was heartbreaking! I know hoe you feel, cartesian. I know how you feel.
Oh, yes, and lycanox and lego- thank you for the understanding!

Heres a pi of my very special friend, growler:
http://www.digital-images.net/Images/Universal/Velociraptor_6001.jpg

Sweet, isnt he? Hes toothing at the mo.
A face only a mother could love.

[Skynet12]

Whats that meant to mean? Hes a pretty boy! Just look at those beady cat eyes! I guess having a ham sandwich is outta the question when hes around.
Heres a picture of one of his baby teeth- it fell out this morning! Isnt it sweet?

http://www.hodgman.org/travel/dino-2003/20030630-2458-DDM-T-Rex-Tooth.jpg

[db99]

why dont we just change this to RAPTOR kills elephant and i lot of other things lol thanks lycanox

[Skynet12]

Ok- change the title. Click edit and then go to title. Hey presto!
Sriously, though- if anyone has seen chomper, please, please, PLEASE mail me or cartesian. Thx.

[Cartesiantheater]

I havent seen your chomper, sorry. I knoew a good place which sells them though-just of the M25. I do hope you find him, though- i had a raptor once and he ran away. It was heartbreaking! I know hoe you feel, cartesian. I know how you feel.
Oh, yes, and lycanox and lego- thank you for the understanding!

Heres a pi of my very special friend, growler:
http://www.digital-images.net/Images/Universal/Velociraptor_6001.jpg

Sweet, isnt he? Hes toothing at the mo.
He's adorable. I want to hug him. He reminds me of Chomper though...
I miss him...:bncry:

[Demonskates]

I had heard of a report about an animal catcher being mauled recently,it could be chomper.ill keep my eyes peeled,Does he come when he's called?Ill leave out a nice steak for him tonight.or mabey a full cow?

[loganosborne]

You might find Chomper in a museum. I heard dinosaurs like it in there

[Cartesiantheater]

I had heard of a report about an animal catcher being mauled recently,it could be chomper.ill keep my eyes peeled,Does he come when he's called?Ill leave out a nice steak for him tonight.or mabey a full cow?
I've used Classical Conditioning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning) to get him to come when ever I hit a tunning fork against a wall. But be warned... He associates the sound of the tunning fork with FOOD...

[Demonskates]

I've used Classical Conditioning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning) to get him to come when ever I hit a tunning fork against a wall. But be warned... He associates the sound of the tunning fork with FOOD...
SCREW THAT!Your on your own on this one buddy.If i see him,im locking myself in the closet.

[Cartesiantheater]

SCREW THAT!Your on your own on this one buddy.If i see him,im locking myself in the closet.
That won't stop him... I've taught him how to pick locks...














...kidding... but he DOES know how to open doors.....

[Skynet12]

He's adorable. I want to hug him. He reminds me of Chomper though...
I miss him...:bncry:
Your melting my heart! Have you tried that place of the M25 yet? There lots of homeless adorable raptors there at adorable prices! CFhomper might even be there. If I see him, Ill look after him for you, although its higly unlikly. Heres another pic of my growler, just to inspire you no to give up on him! This is a picture of him at night having a little yawn just before I tuck him in:
http://forums.newtek.com/discus/messages/2/21930.jpg
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[db99]

lol hope you find chomper soon

[Skynet12]

Thanks you for the heads up in this grim time- now lets pray for the safe return of our dear friend, chomper:

When you ran,
as far as only a raptor can,
you left us with cause
for love that can open doors
to daniel's dear departed thread
about a lion and elephant being dead.
but oh, chomper, dear chomper,
come back soon,
as cartesian is missing you
as only a...wtf rhyms with that?
anyway, we pray for you
on this grim day,
as chomper, dear chomper
your teeth shall bo longer shine,
your big green eyes shall no longer dine
with thy sight of raw flesh.
Of babies in a creche,
your scaly body shall no longer
heed the uproar of a fonder
person other than god.

We miss you, dear chomper,
and please, dont go to the big bumper
or ride the midnight train to slab city,
as you are very much loved down here.
amen.

[Cartesiantheater]

Raptors make good pets, don't they? :nudge:
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hehe...


but WTF's up with the links? What do they have to do with Chomper or Growler?

[Skynet12]

Growler has gone!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I was giving him his milk, and....waaah.

[loganosborne]

i have seen pictures of this but i would like to see more detail if anyone can could they please give me a website so that i can read more because this is the first time its been cought on camera and its not a baby elephant they killed...
Getting back on the original topic if you look on national geographic and the animal planet website they may have more details. If that fails search it in a search engine and im sure you will find it there.

[Skynet12]

Thats it- ignore my depression, u bastard.

[Demonskates]

Thats it- ignore my depression, u bastard.
Man,lay of the hootch skynet,LMAO! :alcoholic

[loganosborne]

Thats it- ignore my depression, u bastard.
Sorry I know how emotional it is when your velociraptor goes missing.

[Skynet12]

Thank you, logan-ur appreciated in this difficult time!

Demon, ur contempt agianstb growler is surprising. If u ever had a raptor go missing, ud know!

[Cartesiantheater]

Thank you, logan-ur appreciated in this difficult time!

Demon, ur contempt agianstb growler is surprising. If u ever had a raptor go missing, ud know!
I know man. You can't eat, you can't sleep...You can't even watch the Discovery Channel... and God forbid if you should see a lizard or a raptor-like bird...

it hurts...it hurts so bad... :bncry:

[Skynet12]

thats is soo true! I wanted to watch mythbusters on the DChannel last night- i just couldnt bring myslef to do it. I just kept hearing growler in my mind! And as for eating- hah! Like thats gonna be able to happen!

[Demonskates]

I have a voliciraptor in my pants,does that count? :indec:

[Skynet12]

Depends- wat kind? and wats his name?

[Demonskates]

He is of the trouser raptor variety,he has one eye,throws up when he gets excited and i call him Big boy. :crazy:

[Skynet12]

(LOL-Im sorry- i just cant stay in character after that- my sides are fukkin spliiting!)

He-hem, anyway my growler is a lot like that too! Hes blind in one eye!

[db99]

thanks logan for the useful information and bobby you still eat lol but don't starve yourself to death we need entertainment at school lol

[Skynet12]

What the fuck are u on about, db99??

[Smoke]

:o what the fuck....i need to lay off the pills, im reading strange shit.

[db99]

u kno wat im on a bout skynet12

[Skynet12]

DO I!!!!????!!!! :2fu: :2fu:.........

Anyway, back to the proper subject- growler and chomper!

[Smoke]

well i got a pet tranny named rex...........................500th post

[Demonskates]

well i got a pet tranny named rex...........................500th post
Tranny?As in transsexual?!! Now that is twisted.
I hope you meant tyranasaurus. :amaz:

[db99]

lol yes i hope he meanr t-rex or that is reallt twisted lol

[Cartesiantheater]

He is of the trouser raptor variety,he has one eye,throws up when he gets excited and i call him Big boy. :crazy:
I wasn't aware of this... this "trouser" raptor you speak of...

Do they have feathers?...or are they scaley... :indec:

[Demonskates]

Neither,it is the smooth skined trouser raptor vareity.Hes good with the ladies.

[Skynet12]

lol yes i hope he meanr t-rex or that is reallt twisted lol
That wouldnt be twisted, just different.


well i got a pet tranny named rex

How old is he, Mate? Hunter or scavenger?

[db99]

bobby you heard anything about your raptor yet!!!

[Demonskates]

I saw a velocicarcass on the side of the road.Im hopeing its not growler or chomper. :eek:

[Cartesiantheater]

The mystery has been solved...ch...ch....CHOMPER'S DEAD!.....cunsumed by the Chinese!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:cryrv:
...OHFUCkEO;'IHG2308@#%$90kjh0L .... WHY GOD! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!....why?.......... ....


OK I did it......
I sold Chomper to an Chinese restaurant.

Happy now?

I don't know if I'll be able to make it...............I will never look at a raptor the same way again ....................I will never eat Chinese again.........

http://www.lostkingdoms.com/images/snapshots/65_bird02.jpg

http://www.nsf.gov/news/mmg/media/images/pr04025dinoposter_f.jpg

[Skynet12]

:amaz: :amaz: :amaz:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh^&$^%*&%(&%*^$*^$*%*^$*^$*^)$*^$*^))(_((*£%$"£%$£%£:@?
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Thank you for your time.

[db99]

The footage comes out next week and i cannot wait because it is going to be soooooo good

[Skynet12]

Footage of what?? ?

[loganosborne]

Footage of what???
Think he means the footage of the lions killing the elephant. I did see the footage and I must say it was quite a kill by the lions.