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Cartesiantheater
Oct 13th, 2006, 12:30 AM
I was researching the origin of the word "fuck" and I came across this:

Some time around 1600, before the term acquired its current meaning, windfucker was an acceptable name for the bird now known as the kestrel.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A type of bird called WINDFUCKER!!!! BUAHYAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!! Windfucker want a cracker??!!! BUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Kestrel

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a bona fide WINDFUCKER!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/ff/Common_Kestrel_1.jpg

FUCK LIKE THE WIND, YE FEATHERY LITTLE FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jeffweeder
Oct 13th, 2006, 4:37 AM
Thats the little #$@!&^ thats been pinching my strawberrys...Wonder if God slapped Adams face when he named it.

Sir_Lipton
Oct 13th, 2006, 5:41 AM
strange bird, its sort of a hawk or eagle and a little forest bird. its head docent fit with its size and body:P its "fucked up"

Demonskates
Oct 13th, 2006, 10:41 AM
That is information that i never knew.A Bird?So how did its name get warped into the F-bomb we all know and love to say these days?
Cool looking bird though.

Smoke
Oct 13th, 2006, 11:04 AM
Thats the little #$@!&^ thats been pinching my strawberrys...Wonder if God slapped Adams face when he named it.\


again mabye my humor is off but thats jokes, i laughed for like 20 mins when i read that.

Skynet12
Oct 17th, 2006, 7:42 AM
U and me both Smoke. Good work! Now I feel free to call birds fukkers when they shit all over my homework!

One question: What does shit some from?

Smoke
Oct 17th, 2006, 7:57 AM
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the wonders of shit... here we go... the bird eats some bread.............. the bread digests ans what doest have nutrients in it goes through the intestines... and i think as it goes it collects poo... but this is bird shit were talkin about... so i dunno.

Skynet12
Oct 18th, 2006, 2:44 AM
I think that bit would be moderated.

mickydoolittle
Oct 20th, 2006, 10:23 PM
ahem
Clever, I'll give you that. . .