marduk
Oct 19th, 2006, 12:46 AM
eh....................................
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lady-t
Oct 19th, 2006, 7:17 AM
why what??????????????????????????????????
Skynet12
Oct 19th, 2006, 7:27 AM
O.k- very intuetive thread- but ill give it my best.
It all started in 1999 when Mike decided to start a site called armageddon and disasters. He set up a small php and the admins kept upgrading it until its the shiny forum u see before u now.
My next thosis as to this question is:
It all started in 1775 with the french revolts. Armageddon was first thought through and seemd somewhat inevitable from that time on. Historians disagree in evaluating the factors that brought about the Revolution. To some extent at least, it came not because France was backward, but because the country's economic and intellectual development was not matched by social and political change. In the fixed order of the ancien régime, most bourgeois were unable to exercise commensurate political and social influence. King Louis XIV, by consolidating absolute monarchy, had destroyed the roots of feudalism; yet outward feudal forms persisted and became increasingly burdensome.
France was still governed by privileged groups–the nobility and the clergy–while the productive classes were taxed heavily to pay for foreign wars, court extravagance, and a rising national debt. For the most part, peasants were small landholders or tenant farmers, subject to feudal dues, to the royal agents indirect farming (collecting) taxes, to the corvée (forced labor), and to tithes and other impositions. Backward agricultural methods and internal tariff barriers caused recurrent food shortages, which netted fortunes to grain speculators, and rural overpopulation created land hunger.
In addition to the economic and social difficulties, the ancien régime was undermined intellectually by the apostles of the Enlightenment. Voltaire attacked the church and absolutism; Denis Diderot and the Encyclopédie advocated social utility and attacked tradition; the baron de Montesquieu made English constitutionalism fashionable; and the marquis de Condorcet preached his faith in progress. Most direct in his influence on Revolutionary thought was J. J. Rousseau, especially through his dogma of popular sovereignty. Economic reform, advocated by the physiocrats and attempted (1774—76) by A. R. J. Turgot, was thwarted by the unwillingness of privileged groups to sacrifice any privileges and by the king's failure to support strong measures.
The direct cause of the Revolution was the chaotic state of government finance. Director general of finances Jacques Necker vainly sought to restore public confidence. French participation in the American Revolution had increased the huge debt, and Necker's successor, Charles Alexandre de Calonne, called an Assembly of Notables (1787), hoping to avert bankruptcy by inducing the privileged classes to share in the financial burden. They refused in an effort to protect economic privileges.
The Estates-General and the National Assembly
Étienne Charles Loménie de Brienne succeeded Calonne. His attempts to procure money were thwarted by the Parlement of Paris (see parlement), and King Louis XVI was forced to agree to the calling of the States-General. Elections were ordered in 1788, and on May 5, 1789, for the first time since 1614, the States-General met at Versailles. The chief purpose of the king and of Necker, who had been recalled, was to obtain the assembly's consent to a general fiscal reform.
Each of the three estates–clergy, nobility, and the third estate, or commons–presented its particular grievances to the crown. Innumerable cahiers (lists of grievances) came pouring in from the provinces, and it became clear that sweeping political and social reforms, far exceeding the object of its meeting, were expected from the States-General. The aspirations of the bourgeoisie were expressed by Abbé Sieyès in a widely circulated pamphlet that implied that the third estate and the nation were virtually identical. The question soon arose whether the estates should meet separately and vote by order or meet jointly and vote by head (thus assuring a majority for the third estate, whose membership had been doubled).
As Louis XVI wavered, the deputies of the third estate defiantly proclaimed themselves the National Assembly (June 17); on their invitation, many members of the lower clergy and a few nobles joined them. When the king had their meeting place closed, they adjourned to an indoor tennis court, the jeu de paume, and there took an oath (June 20) not to disband until a constitution had been drawn up. On June 27 the king yielded and legalized the National Assembly. At the same time, however, he surrounded Versailles with troops and let himself be persuaded by a court faction, which included the queen, Marie Antoinette, to dismiss (July 11) Necker.
The Revolution of 1789
Parisians mobilized, and on July 14 stormed the Bastille fortress. Louis XVI meekly recalled Necker and went to the Hôtel de Ville in Paris, where he accepted the tricolor cockade of the Revolution from the newly formed municipal government, or commune. The national guard was organized under the marquis de Lafayette. This first outbreak of violence marked the entry of the popular classes into the Revolution. Mobilized by alarm over food shortages and economic depression, by hopes aroused with the calling of the States-General, and by the fear of an aristocratic conspiracy, peasants pillaged and burned châteaus, destroying records of feudal dues; this reaction is known as the grande peur [great fear].
On Aug. 4, the nobles and clergy in the Assembly, driven partly by fear and partly by an outburst of idealism, relinquished their privileges, abolishing in one night the feudal structure of France. Shortly afterward, the Assembly adopted the Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen. Rumors of counterrevolutionary court intrigues circulated, and on Oct. 5, 1789, a Parisian crowd, aroused by rising food prices, marched to Versailles and brought the king and queen, "the baker and the baker's wife," back to the Tuileries palace in Paris. The Assembly also removed to Paris, where it drafted a constitution. Completed in 1791, the constitution created a limited monarchy with a unicameral legislature elected by voters with property qualifications.
Of gravest consequence were the Assembly's antireligious measures. Church lands were nationalized (1789), religious orders suppressed (1790), and the clergy required (July, 1790) to swear to adhere to the state-controlled Civil Constitution of the Clergy. Only a bare majority (52%) of all priests took the oath; disturbances broke out, especially in W France; and Louis XVI, though forced to assent, was roused to action. Numerous princes and nobles had already fled abroad (see émigré); Louis decided to join them and to obtain foreign aid to restore his authority. The flight (June 20—21, 1791) was halted at Varennes, and the king and queen were brought back in humiliation. Louis accepted the constitution.
Factionalism and War
On Oct. 1, 1791, the Legislative Assembly convened. Some members joined the various political clubs of Paris, such as the Feuillants and Jacobins. Most deputies were middle-of-the-roaders, swayed by the more radical clubs and by the Girondists. Jacobinism was gaining in this period; "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity" became a catch phrase.
Meanwhile abroad, early sympathy for the Revolution was turning to hatred. Émigrés incited the courts of Europe to intervene; in France, war was advocated by the royalists as a means to restore the old regime, but also by many republicans, who either wished to spread the revolution abroad or hoped that the threat of invasion would rally the nation to their cause. The Feuillant, or right-wing, ministers fell and were succeeded by those later called Girondists. On Apr. 20, 1792, war was declared on Austria, and the French Revolutionary Wars began. Early reverses and rumors of treason by the king again led Parisian crowds to direct action.
The Reign of Terror
Instead of a democracy the Convention established a war dictatorship operating through the Committee of Public Safety, the Committee of General Security, and numerous agencies such as the Revolutionary Tribunal. Known to history as the Reign of Terror, this period represented the efforts of a few men to govern the country and wage war in a time of crisis. Georges Danton and Maximilien Robespierre dominated the new government, with Robespierre gradually gaining over Danton and others. Price and wage maximums were unevenly enforced, and acceptance of the inflated paper currency, the assignats, was made mandatory. A huge number of suspects were arrested; thousands were executed, including Marie Antoinette. A revolutionary calendar, with 10-day weeks, was adopted.
The fanatic Jacques Hébert, who had introduced the worship of a goddess of Reason, was arrested and executed in Mar., 1794, along with other so-called ultrarevolutionaries. The next month Danton and his followers, the "Indulgents," who advocated relaxation of emergency measures, were executed. To counter Hébertist influence, Robespierre proclaimed (June, 1794) the cult of the Supreme Being. France's military successes lessened the need for strong domestic measures, but Robespierre called for new purges. Fearing that the Terror would be turned against them, members of the Convention arrested Robespierre on July 27, 1794 (see Thermidor), and had him guillotined; a majority of Commune members were also executed.
(Go to no.1.)
Final: U dont know at ur on about, or are a spammer and need to get a life. Oootr just someone who wants to get thir postcount up. Either way, youve helped progress the ao community! Well done to u. :2thumbs:
It all started in 1999 when Mike decided to start a site called armageddon and disasters. He set up a small php and the admins kept upgrading it until its the shiny forum u see before u now.
My next thosis as to this question is:
It all started in 1775 with the french revolts. Armageddon was first thought through and seemd somewhat inevitable from that time on. Historians disagree in evaluating the factors that brought about the Revolution. To some extent at least, it came not because France was backward, but because the country's economic and intellectual development was not matched by social and political change. In the fixed order of the ancien régime, most bourgeois were unable to exercise commensurate political and social influence. King Louis XIV, by consolidating absolute monarchy, had destroyed the roots of feudalism; yet outward feudal forms persisted and became increasingly burdensome.
France was still governed by privileged groups–the nobility and the clergy–while the productive classes were taxed heavily to pay for foreign wars, court extravagance, and a rising national debt. For the most part, peasants were small landholders or tenant farmers, subject to feudal dues, to the royal agents indirect farming (collecting) taxes, to the corvée (forced labor), and to tithes and other impositions. Backward agricultural methods and internal tariff barriers caused recurrent food shortages, which netted fortunes to grain speculators, and rural overpopulation created land hunger.
In addition to the economic and social difficulties, the ancien régime was undermined intellectually by the apostles of the Enlightenment. Voltaire attacked the church and absolutism; Denis Diderot and the Encyclopédie advocated social utility and attacked tradition; the baron de Montesquieu made English constitutionalism fashionable; and the marquis de Condorcet preached his faith in progress. Most direct in his influence on Revolutionary thought was J. J. Rousseau, especially through his dogma of popular sovereignty. Economic reform, advocated by the physiocrats and attempted (1774—76) by A. R. J. Turgot, was thwarted by the unwillingness of privileged groups to sacrifice any privileges and by the king's failure to support strong measures.
The direct cause of the Revolution was the chaotic state of government finance. Director general of finances Jacques Necker vainly sought to restore public confidence. French participation in the American Revolution had increased the huge debt, and Necker's successor, Charles Alexandre de Calonne, called an Assembly of Notables (1787), hoping to avert bankruptcy by inducing the privileged classes to share in the financial burden. They refused in an effort to protect economic privileges.
The Estates-General and the National Assembly
Étienne Charles Loménie de Brienne succeeded Calonne. His attempts to procure money were thwarted by the Parlement of Paris (see parlement), and King Louis XVI was forced to agree to the calling of the States-General. Elections were ordered in 1788, and on May 5, 1789, for the first time since 1614, the States-General met at Versailles. The chief purpose of the king and of Necker, who had been recalled, was to obtain the assembly's consent to a general fiscal reform.
Each of the three estates–clergy, nobility, and the third estate, or commons–presented its particular grievances to the crown. Innumerable cahiers (lists of grievances) came pouring in from the provinces, and it became clear that sweeping political and social reforms, far exceeding the object of its meeting, were expected from the States-General. The aspirations of the bourgeoisie were expressed by Abbé Sieyès in a widely circulated pamphlet that implied that the third estate and the nation were virtually identical. The question soon arose whether the estates should meet separately and vote by order or meet jointly and vote by head (thus assuring a majority for the third estate, whose membership had been doubled).
As Louis XVI wavered, the deputies of the third estate defiantly proclaimed themselves the National Assembly (June 17); on their invitation, many members of the lower clergy and a few nobles joined them. When the king had their meeting place closed, they adjourned to an indoor tennis court, the jeu de paume, and there took an oath (June 20) not to disband until a constitution had been drawn up. On June 27 the king yielded and legalized the National Assembly. At the same time, however, he surrounded Versailles with troops and let himself be persuaded by a court faction, which included the queen, Marie Antoinette, to dismiss (July 11) Necker.
The Revolution of 1789
Parisians mobilized, and on July 14 stormed the Bastille fortress. Louis XVI meekly recalled Necker and went to the Hôtel de Ville in Paris, where he accepted the tricolor cockade of the Revolution from the newly formed municipal government, or commune. The national guard was organized under the marquis de Lafayette. This first outbreak of violence marked the entry of the popular classes into the Revolution. Mobilized by alarm over food shortages and economic depression, by hopes aroused with the calling of the States-General, and by the fear of an aristocratic conspiracy, peasants pillaged and burned châteaus, destroying records of feudal dues; this reaction is known as the grande peur [great fear].
On Aug. 4, the nobles and clergy in the Assembly, driven partly by fear and partly by an outburst of idealism, relinquished their privileges, abolishing in one night the feudal structure of France. Shortly afterward, the Assembly adopted the Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen. Rumors of counterrevolutionary court intrigues circulated, and on Oct. 5, 1789, a Parisian crowd, aroused by rising food prices, marched to Versailles and brought the king and queen, "the baker and the baker's wife," back to the Tuileries palace in Paris. The Assembly also removed to Paris, where it drafted a constitution. Completed in 1791, the constitution created a limited monarchy with a unicameral legislature elected by voters with property qualifications.
Of gravest consequence were the Assembly's antireligious measures. Church lands were nationalized (1789), religious orders suppressed (1790), and the clergy required (July, 1790) to swear to adhere to the state-controlled Civil Constitution of the Clergy. Only a bare majority (52%) of all priests took the oath; disturbances broke out, especially in W France; and Louis XVI, though forced to assent, was roused to action. Numerous princes and nobles had already fled abroad (see émigré); Louis decided to join them and to obtain foreign aid to restore his authority. The flight (June 20—21, 1791) was halted at Varennes, and the king and queen were brought back in humiliation. Louis accepted the constitution.
Factionalism and War
On Oct. 1, 1791, the Legislative Assembly convened. Some members joined the various political clubs of Paris, such as the Feuillants and Jacobins. Most deputies were middle-of-the-roaders, swayed by the more radical clubs and by the Girondists. Jacobinism was gaining in this period; "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity" became a catch phrase.
Meanwhile abroad, early sympathy for the Revolution was turning to hatred. Émigrés incited the courts of Europe to intervene; in France, war was advocated by the royalists as a means to restore the old regime, but also by many republicans, who either wished to spread the revolution abroad or hoped that the threat of invasion would rally the nation to their cause. The Feuillant, or right-wing, ministers fell and were succeeded by those later called Girondists. On Apr. 20, 1792, war was declared on Austria, and the French Revolutionary Wars began. Early reverses and rumors of treason by the king again led Parisian crowds to direct action.
The Reign of Terror
Instead of a democracy the Convention established a war dictatorship operating through the Committee of Public Safety, the Committee of General Security, and numerous agencies such as the Revolutionary Tribunal. Known to history as the Reign of Terror, this period represented the efforts of a few men to govern the country and wage war in a time of crisis. Georges Danton and Maximilien Robespierre dominated the new government, with Robespierre gradually gaining over Danton and others. Price and wage maximums were unevenly enforced, and acceptance of the inflated paper currency, the assignats, was made mandatory. A huge number of suspects were arrested; thousands were executed, including Marie Antoinette. A revolutionary calendar, with 10-day weeks, was adopted.
The fanatic Jacques Hébert, who had introduced the worship of a goddess of Reason, was arrested and executed in Mar., 1794, along with other so-called ultrarevolutionaries. The next month Danton and his followers, the "Indulgents," who advocated relaxation of emergency measures, were executed. To counter Hébertist influence, Robespierre proclaimed (June, 1794) the cult of the Supreme Being. France's military successes lessened the need for strong domestic measures, but Robespierre called for new purges. Fearing that the Terror would be turned against them, members of the Convention arrested Robespierre on July 27, 1794 (see Thermidor), and had him guillotined; a majority of Commune members were also executed.
(Go to no.1.)
Final: U dont know at ur on about, or are a spammer and need to get a life. Oootr just someone who wants to get thir postcount up. Either way, youve helped progress the ao community! Well done to u. :2thumbs:
Sammy56
Oct 19th, 2006, 12:39 PM
Why not?
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Assassin X
Oct 19th, 2006, 1:58 PM
Why?
Because Jake99 is the Messiah!!! ALL HAIL JAKE!!!
hehehe :bondage:
Because Jake99 is the Messiah!!! ALL HAIL JAKE!!!
hehehe :bondage:
loganosborne
Oct 19th, 2006, 2:05 PM
Why did you post this?????????????
Cartesiantheater
Oct 19th, 2006, 2:12 PM
Forty-Two.......................................
dcookcan
Oct 19th, 2006, 2:20 PM
Just because...............
Chacha
Chacha
lady-t
Oct 19th, 2006, 3:45 PM
because i said so,------that's why..............................
i can do this too LOL
i can do this too LOL
Perfectionist
Oct 19th, 2006, 5:30 PM
Why ..... can't we all just get along .....
Jake99
Oct 19th, 2006, 9:19 PM
We have to totally change the way we manage this planet if we are ever to fix all our problems at the same time. And we are running out of time according to scientists who are positive that global warming will be a serious factor very soon.
Freakshow
Oct 19th, 2006, 9:48 PM
Because ice cream has no bones.
Perfectionist
Oct 19th, 2006, 11:51 PM
Y = X^2/z .................................
Skynet12
Oct 20th, 2006, 2:42 AM
Who let the cat in? Wsa it you, cartesian?
Cartesiantheater
Oct 20th, 2006, 12:59 PM
Y = X^2/z .................................
........hehe............. d/dx (x^n) = nx^(n-1).... hehehe...The Power Rule (http://www.calculus-help.com/funstuff/tutorials/derivatives/deriv02.html)...(btw, this site is GOLDEN (http://www.calculus-help.com/funstuff/phobe.html) for math/Calculus help... except the tutorials take forever... but still...)
Who let the cat in? Was it you, cartesian?
Chomper ate the cat.................
........hehe............. d/dx (x^n) = nx^(n-1).... hehehe...The Power Rule (http://www.calculus-help.com/funstuff/tutorials/derivatives/deriv02.html)...(btw, this site is GOLDEN (http://www.calculus-help.com/funstuff/phobe.html) for math/Calculus help... except the tutorials take forever... but still...)
Who let the cat in? Was it you, cartesian?
Chomper ate the cat.................
Sammy56
Oct 20th, 2006, 1:19 PM
........hehe............. d/dx (x^n) = nx^(n-1).... hehehe...The Power Rule...(btw, this site is GOLDEN for math/Calculus help... except the tutorials take forever... but still...)
Dude, I hate you. I just had a test over that in Calculus. Why are you torturing me?
Y = X^2/z .................................
Actually, the Quotient Rule is better then the Power Rule!
dy/dx=[2(2x)-(x^2)(0)]/(2^2)=4x/4=x
Dude, I hate you. I just had a test over that in Calculus. Why are you torturing me?
Y = X^2/z .................................
Actually, the Quotient Rule is better then the Power Rule!
dy/dx=[2(2x)-(x^2)(0)]/(2^2)=4x/4=x
Cartesiantheater
Oct 20th, 2006, 1:40 PM
Dude, I hate you. I just had a test over that in Calculus. Why are you torturing me? Sorry. It's just that the more I think about it, the better I do on it. I have a test next week, so I KNOW how you feel. Right now we're learning the Chain Rule... and then this bullshit about using derivatives as if they were actually variables... and like composite functions with derivatives instead of functions...[EDIT- what we're doing is called Implicit differentiation, btw] you gotta understand... I'm about to explode... I need venting...
Actually, the Quotient Rule is better then the Power Rule!
dy/dx=[2(2x)-(x^2)(0)]/(2^2)=4x/4=x
Actually I can't stand the quotient rule. I always try to multiply the denomenator on top as a negative exponent (you know, 1/x = x^-1 ?) and use the product rule... But sadly, often I fail at that tactic...
the only one I know for good is the power rule... the absolutely easiest to memorize...
(btw, since we're both taking calculus now, feel free to PM me about it, cause I'm sure we both can use as much help as we can get...
or maybe we should start a thread on it)
EDIT- Oh! that's another thing that confuses the hell out of me. I understand this: d/dx and this f ' (x), but this just drives me mad: dy/dx. The derivative of y with respect to x. What the hell does that mean? (the only way I've saved myself thus far is to some how convert Leibniz {dy/dx} notation to Newtonian notation {f ', y ' etc.}
Actually, the Quotient Rule is better then the Power Rule!
dy/dx=[2(2x)-(x^2)(0)]/(2^2)=4x/4=x
Actually I can't stand the quotient rule. I always try to multiply the denomenator on top as a negative exponent (you know, 1/x = x^-1 ?) and use the product rule... But sadly, often I fail at that tactic...
the only one I know for good is the power rule... the absolutely easiest to memorize...
(btw, since we're both taking calculus now, feel free to PM me about it, cause I'm sure we both can use as much help as we can get...
or maybe we should start a thread on it)
EDIT- Oh! that's another thing that confuses the hell out of me. I understand this: d/dx and this f ' (x), but this just drives me mad: dy/dx. The derivative of y with respect to x. What the hell does that mean? (the only way I've saved myself thus far is to some how convert Leibniz {dy/dx} notation to Newtonian notation {f ', y ' etc.}
borderline
Oct 20th, 2006, 2:15 PM
eh....................................
Because it's there............................................. ........or at least 30 characters.
Because it's there............................................. ........or at least 30 characters.
Sammy56
Oct 20th, 2006, 2:15 PM
right now we're learning the Chain Rule... and then this bullshit about using derivatives as if they were actually variables... and like composite functions with derivatives instead of functions...[EDIT- what we're doing is called Implicit differentiation, btw] We must be in like the exact same class! I took my test on the Chain Rule last Friday and started Implicit Differentiation this week. It's crazy. I get how to do it, but I don't get why you have to turn the derivative into a variable. I mean, what's the point? I don't like any kind of math if there is no point.
dcookcan
Oct 20th, 2006, 4:37 PM
Oh! that's another thing that confuses the hell out of me. I understand this: d/dx and this f ' (x), but this just drives me mad: dy/dx. The derivative of y with respect to x. What the hell does that mean? (the only way I've saved myself thus far is to some how convert Leibniz {dy/dx} notation to Newtonian notation {f ', y ' etc.}
Multivariable calculus was where I excelled; although that was many years ago. I feel your pain man (or woman or anyone who has to suffer through calculus). Solving differential equations sucks. I am glad that I'm on the other side now.
:Blbl:
Multivariable calculus was where I excelled; although that was many years ago. I feel your pain man (or woman or anyone who has to suffer through calculus). Solving differential equations sucks. I am glad that I'm on the other side now.
:Blbl:
Demonskates
Oct 21st, 2006, 12:47 PM
O.k- very intuetive thread- but ill give it my best.
It all started in 1999 when Mike decided to start a site called armageddon and disasters. He set up a small php and the admins kept upgrading it until its the shiny forum u see before u now.
My next thosis as to this question is:
It all started in 1775 with the french revolts. Armageddon was first thought through and seemd somewhat inevitable from that time on. Historians disagree in evaluating the factors that brought about the Revolution. To some extent at least, it came not because France was backward, but because the country's economic and intellectual development was not matched by social and political change. In the fixed order of the ancien régime, most bourgeois were unable to exercise commensurate political and social influence. King Louis XIV, by consolidating absolute monarchy, had destroyed the roots of feudalism; yet outward feudal forms persisted and became increasingly burdensome.
France was still governed by privileged groups–the nobility and the clergy–while the productive classes were taxed heavily to pay for foreign wars, court extravagance, and a rising national debt. For the most part, peasants were small landholders or tenant farmers, subject to feudal dues, to the royal agents indirect farming (collecting) taxes, to the corvée (forced labor), and to tithes and other impositions. Backward agricultural methods and internal tariff barriers caused recurrent food shortages, which netted fortunes to grain speculators, and rural overpopulation created land hunger.
In addition to the economic and social difficulties, the ancien régime was undermined intellectually by the apostles of the Enlightenment. Voltaire attacked the church and absolutism; Denis Diderot and the Encyclopédie advocated social utility and attacked tradition; the baron de Montesquieu made English constitutionalism fashionable; and the marquis de Condorcet preached his faith in progress. Most direct in his influence on Revolutionary thought was J. J. Rousseau, especially through his dogma of popular sovereignty. Economic reform, advocated by the physiocrats and attempted (1774—76) by A. R. J. Turgot, was thwarted by the unwillingness of privileged groups to sacrifice any privileges and by the king's failure to support strong measures.
The direct cause of the Revolution was the chaotic state of government finance. Director general of finances Jacques Necker vainly sought to restore public confidence. French participation in the American Revolution had increased the huge debt, and Necker's successor, Charles Alexandre de Calonne, called an Assembly of Notables (1787), hoping to avert bankruptcy by inducing the privileged classes to share in the financial burden. They refused in an effort to protect economic privileges.
The Estates-General and the National Assembly
Étienne Charles Loménie de Brienne succeeded Calonne. His attempts to procure money were thwarted by the Parlement of Paris (see parlement), and King Louis XVI was forced to agree to the calling of the States-General. Elections were ordered in 1788, and on May 5, 1789, for the first time since 1614, the States-General met at Versailles. The chief purpose of the king and of Necker, who had been recalled, was to obtain the assembly's consent to a general fiscal reform.
Each of the three estates–clergy, nobility, and the third estate, or commons–presented its particular grievances to the crown. Innumerable cahiers (lists of grievances) came pouring in from the provinces, and it became clear that sweeping political and social reforms, far exceeding the object of its meeting, were expected from the States-General. The aspirations of the bourgeoisie were expressed by Abbé Sieyès in a widely circulated pamphlet that implied that the third estate and the nation were virtually identical. The question soon arose whether the estates should meet separately and vote by order or meet jointly and vote by head (thus assuring a majority for the third estate, whose membership had been doubled).
As Louis XVI wavered, the deputies of the third estate defiantly proclaimed themselves the National Assembly (June 17); on their invitation, many members of the lower clergy and a few nobles joined them. When the king had their meeting place closed, they adjourned to an indoor tennis court, the jeu de paume, and there took an oath (June 20) not to disband until a constitution had been drawn up. On June 27 the king yielded and legalized the National Assembly. At the same time, however, he surrounded Versailles with troops and let himself be persuaded by a court faction, which included the queen, Marie Antoinette, to dismiss (July 11) Necker.
The Revolution of 1789
Parisians mobilized, and on July 14 stormed the Bastille fortress. Louis XVI meekly recalled Necker and went to the Hôtel de Ville in Paris, where he accepted the tricolor cockade of the Revolution from the newly formed municipal government, or commune. The national guard was organized under the marquis de Lafayette. This first outbreak of violence marked the entry of the popular classes into the Revolution. Mobilized by alarm over food shortages and economic depression, by hopes aroused with the calling of the States-General, and by the fear of an aristocratic conspiracy, peasants pillaged and burned châteaus, destroying records of feudal dues; this reaction is known as the grande peur [great fear].
On Aug. 4, the nobles and clergy in the Assembly, driven partly by fear and partly by an outburst of idealism, relinquished their privileges, abolishing in one night the feudal structure of France. Shortly afterward, the Assembly adopted the Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen. Rumors of counterrevolutionary court intrigues circulated, and on Oct. 5, 1789, a Parisian crowd, aroused by rising food prices, marched to Versailles and brought the king and queen, "the baker and the baker's wife," back to the Tuileries palace in Paris. The Assembly also removed to Paris, where it drafted a constitution. Completed in 1791, the constitution created a limited monarchy with a unicameral legislature elected by voters with property qualifications.
Of gravest consequence were the Assembly's antireligious measures. Church lands were nationalized (1789), religious orders suppressed (1790), and the clergy required (July, 1790) to swear to adhere to the state-controlled Civil Constitution of the Clergy. Only a bare majority (52%) of all priests took the oath; disturbances broke out, especially in W France; and Louis XVI, though forced to assent, was roused to action. Numerous princes and nobles had already fled abroad (see émigré); Louis decided to join them and to obtain foreign aid to restore his authority. The flight (June 20—21, 1791) was halted at Varennes, and the king and queen were brought back in humiliation. Louis accepted the constitution.
Factionalism and War
On Oct. 1, 1791, the Legislative Assembly convened. Some members joined the various political clubs of Paris, such as the Feuillants and Jacobins. Most deputies were middle-of-the-roaders, swayed by the more radical clubs and by the Girondists. Jacobinism was gaining in this period; "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity" became a catch phrase.
Meanwhile abroad, early sympathy for the Revolution was turning to hatred. Émigrés incited the courts of Europe to intervene; in France, war was advocated by the royalists as a means to restore the old regime, but also by many republicans, who either wished to spread the revolution abroad or hoped that the threat of invasion would rally the nation to their cause. The Feuillant, or right-wing, ministers fell and were succeeded by those later called Girondists. On Apr. 20, 1792, war was declared on Austria, and the French Revolutionary Wars began. Early reverses and rumors of treason by the king again led Parisian crowds to direct action.
The Reign of Terror
Instead of a democracy the Convention established a war dictatorship operating through the Committee of Public Safety, the Committee of General Security, and numerous agencies such as the Revolutionary Tribunal. Known to history as the Reign of Terror, this period represented the efforts of a few men to govern the country and wage war in a time of crisis. Georges Danton and Maximilien Robespierre dominated the new government, with Robespierre gradually gaining over Danton and others. Price and wage maximums were unevenly enforced, and acceptance of the inflated paper currency, the assignats, was made mandatory. A huge number of suspects were arrested; thousands were executed, including Marie Antoinette. A revolutionary calendar, with 10-day weeks, was adopted.
The fanatic Jacques Hébert, who had introduced the worship of a goddess of Reason, was arrested and executed in Mar., 1794, along with other so-called ultrarevolutionaries. The next month Danton and his followers, the "Indulgents," who advocated relaxation of emergency measures, were executed. To counter Hébertist influence, Robespierre proclaimed (June, 1794) the cult of the Supreme Being. France's military successes lessened the need for strong domestic measures, but Robespierre called for new purges. Fearing that the Terror would be turned against them, members of the Convention arrested Robespierre on July 27, 1794 (see Thermidor), and had him guillotined; a majority of Commune members were also executed.
(Go to no.1.)
Final: U dont know at ur on about, or are a spammer and need to get a life. Oootr just someone who wants to get thir postcount up. Either way, youve helped progress the ao community! Well done to u. :2thumbs:
That is the single greatest answer to the question "why?" i have ever seen!LMAO!
Next time my daughter askes me why,i will answer with your post.Its gonna be a bitch to memorize.
It all started in 1999 when Mike decided to start a site called armageddon and disasters. He set up a small php and the admins kept upgrading it until its the shiny forum u see before u now.
My next thosis as to this question is:
It all started in 1775 with the french revolts. Armageddon was first thought through and seemd somewhat inevitable from that time on. Historians disagree in evaluating the factors that brought about the Revolution. To some extent at least, it came not because France was backward, but because the country's economic and intellectual development was not matched by social and political change. In the fixed order of the ancien régime, most bourgeois were unable to exercise commensurate political and social influence. King Louis XIV, by consolidating absolute monarchy, had destroyed the roots of feudalism; yet outward feudal forms persisted and became increasingly burdensome.
France was still governed by privileged groups–the nobility and the clergy–while the productive classes were taxed heavily to pay for foreign wars, court extravagance, and a rising national debt. For the most part, peasants were small landholders or tenant farmers, subject to feudal dues, to the royal agents indirect farming (collecting) taxes, to the corvée (forced labor), and to tithes and other impositions. Backward agricultural methods and internal tariff barriers caused recurrent food shortages, which netted fortunes to grain speculators, and rural overpopulation created land hunger.
In addition to the economic and social difficulties, the ancien régime was undermined intellectually by the apostles of the Enlightenment. Voltaire attacked the church and absolutism; Denis Diderot and the Encyclopédie advocated social utility and attacked tradition; the baron de Montesquieu made English constitutionalism fashionable; and the marquis de Condorcet preached his faith in progress. Most direct in his influence on Revolutionary thought was J. J. Rousseau, especially through his dogma of popular sovereignty. Economic reform, advocated by the physiocrats and attempted (1774—76) by A. R. J. Turgot, was thwarted by the unwillingness of privileged groups to sacrifice any privileges and by the king's failure to support strong measures.
The direct cause of the Revolution was the chaotic state of government finance. Director general of finances Jacques Necker vainly sought to restore public confidence. French participation in the American Revolution had increased the huge debt, and Necker's successor, Charles Alexandre de Calonne, called an Assembly of Notables (1787), hoping to avert bankruptcy by inducing the privileged classes to share in the financial burden. They refused in an effort to protect economic privileges.
The Estates-General and the National Assembly
Étienne Charles Loménie de Brienne succeeded Calonne. His attempts to procure money were thwarted by the Parlement of Paris (see parlement), and King Louis XVI was forced to agree to the calling of the States-General. Elections were ordered in 1788, and on May 5, 1789, for the first time since 1614, the States-General met at Versailles. The chief purpose of the king and of Necker, who had been recalled, was to obtain the assembly's consent to a general fiscal reform.
Each of the three estates–clergy, nobility, and the third estate, or commons–presented its particular grievances to the crown. Innumerable cahiers (lists of grievances) came pouring in from the provinces, and it became clear that sweeping political and social reforms, far exceeding the object of its meeting, were expected from the States-General. The aspirations of the bourgeoisie were expressed by Abbé Sieyès in a widely circulated pamphlet that implied that the third estate and the nation were virtually identical. The question soon arose whether the estates should meet separately and vote by order or meet jointly and vote by head (thus assuring a majority for the third estate, whose membership had been doubled).
As Louis XVI wavered, the deputies of the third estate defiantly proclaimed themselves the National Assembly (June 17); on their invitation, many members of the lower clergy and a few nobles joined them. When the king had their meeting place closed, they adjourned to an indoor tennis court, the jeu de paume, and there took an oath (June 20) not to disband until a constitution had been drawn up. On June 27 the king yielded and legalized the National Assembly. At the same time, however, he surrounded Versailles with troops and let himself be persuaded by a court faction, which included the queen, Marie Antoinette, to dismiss (July 11) Necker.
The Revolution of 1789
Parisians mobilized, and on July 14 stormed the Bastille fortress. Louis XVI meekly recalled Necker and went to the Hôtel de Ville in Paris, where he accepted the tricolor cockade of the Revolution from the newly formed municipal government, or commune. The national guard was organized under the marquis de Lafayette. This first outbreak of violence marked the entry of the popular classes into the Revolution. Mobilized by alarm over food shortages and economic depression, by hopes aroused with the calling of the States-General, and by the fear of an aristocratic conspiracy, peasants pillaged and burned châteaus, destroying records of feudal dues; this reaction is known as the grande peur [great fear].
On Aug. 4, the nobles and clergy in the Assembly, driven partly by fear and partly by an outburst of idealism, relinquished their privileges, abolishing in one night the feudal structure of France. Shortly afterward, the Assembly adopted the Declaration of the Rights of Man and Citizen. Rumors of counterrevolutionary court intrigues circulated, and on Oct. 5, 1789, a Parisian crowd, aroused by rising food prices, marched to Versailles and brought the king and queen, "the baker and the baker's wife," back to the Tuileries palace in Paris. The Assembly also removed to Paris, where it drafted a constitution. Completed in 1791, the constitution created a limited monarchy with a unicameral legislature elected by voters with property qualifications.
Of gravest consequence were the Assembly's antireligious measures. Church lands were nationalized (1789), religious orders suppressed (1790), and the clergy required (July, 1790) to swear to adhere to the state-controlled Civil Constitution of the Clergy. Only a bare majority (52%) of all priests took the oath; disturbances broke out, especially in W France; and Louis XVI, though forced to assent, was roused to action. Numerous princes and nobles had already fled abroad (see émigré); Louis decided to join them and to obtain foreign aid to restore his authority. The flight (June 20—21, 1791) was halted at Varennes, and the king and queen were brought back in humiliation. Louis accepted the constitution.
Factionalism and War
On Oct. 1, 1791, the Legislative Assembly convened. Some members joined the various political clubs of Paris, such as the Feuillants and Jacobins. Most deputies were middle-of-the-roaders, swayed by the more radical clubs and by the Girondists. Jacobinism was gaining in this period; "Liberty, Equality, Fraternity" became a catch phrase.
Meanwhile abroad, early sympathy for the Revolution was turning to hatred. Émigrés incited the courts of Europe to intervene; in France, war was advocated by the royalists as a means to restore the old regime, but also by many republicans, who either wished to spread the revolution abroad or hoped that the threat of invasion would rally the nation to their cause. The Feuillant, or right-wing, ministers fell and were succeeded by those later called Girondists. On Apr. 20, 1792, war was declared on Austria, and the French Revolutionary Wars began. Early reverses and rumors of treason by the king again led Parisian crowds to direct action.
The Reign of Terror
Instead of a democracy the Convention established a war dictatorship operating through the Committee of Public Safety, the Committee of General Security, and numerous agencies such as the Revolutionary Tribunal. Known to history as the Reign of Terror, this period represented the efforts of a few men to govern the country and wage war in a time of crisis. Georges Danton and Maximilien Robespierre dominated the new government, with Robespierre gradually gaining over Danton and others. Price and wage maximums were unevenly enforced, and acceptance of the inflated paper currency, the assignats, was made mandatory. A huge number of suspects were arrested; thousands were executed, including Marie Antoinette. A revolutionary calendar, with 10-day weeks, was adopted.
The fanatic Jacques Hébert, who had introduced the worship of a goddess of Reason, was arrested and executed in Mar., 1794, along with other so-called ultrarevolutionaries. The next month Danton and his followers, the "Indulgents," who advocated relaxation of emergency measures, were executed. To counter Hébertist influence, Robespierre proclaimed (June, 1794) the cult of the Supreme Being. France's military successes lessened the need for strong domestic measures, but Robespierre called for new purges. Fearing that the Terror would be turned against them, members of the Convention arrested Robespierre on July 27, 1794 (see Thermidor), and had him guillotined; a majority of Commune members were also executed.
(Go to no.1.)
Final: U dont know at ur on about, or are a spammer and need to get a life. Oootr just someone who wants to get thir postcount up. Either way, youve helped progress the ao community! Well done to u. :2thumbs:
That is the single greatest answer to the question "why?" i have ever seen!LMAO!
Next time my daughter askes me why,i will answer with your post.Its gonna be a bitch to memorize.
Demonskates
Oct 21st, 2006, 12:57 PM
The more you study,the more you know.
The more you know ,the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So "WHY" study?
That was a great short poem by some woman whos name i cant remeber because i have studied to much and am now forgetting things.She was right.
Seeing as this thread has no real question,i figured id throw it in here because it has the word "Why" in it.
:dork:
The more you know ,the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
So "WHY" study?
That was a great short poem by some woman whos name i cant remeber because i have studied to much and am now forgetting things.She was right.
Seeing as this thread has no real question,i figured id throw it in here because it has the word "Why" in it.
:dork:
Cartesiantheater
Jun 22nd, 2007, 11:34 PM
Why am I bumping this?
...why indeed...
Am I trying to inflate my post count? Why would I do such a thing. It implies that I have no life because my post cound is so so very high.
Why are you reading this?
Why am I talking in a Stephen Hawking accent... I mean.. voice...
Why?
EDIT- Why are you thinking about closing this thread?
Why.
...why indeed...
Am I trying to inflate my post count? Why would I do such a thing. It implies that I have no life because my post cound is so so very high.
Why are you reading this?
Why am I talking in a Stephen Hawking accent... I mean.. voice...
Why?
EDIT- Why are you thinking about closing this thread?
Why.
Sammy56
Jun 22nd, 2007, 11:37 PM
Why am I bumping this?Because this thread is deeply important to you? Because you are a loser? Because you have a huge ego? Because you are green? Because you think you are God?
Cartesiantheater
Jun 22nd, 2007, 11:41 PM
Because this thread is deeply important to you? Because you are a loser? Because you have a huge ego? Because you are green? Because you think you are God?
But..................................
Why?
But..................................
Why?
medicvet
Jun 23rd, 2007, 5:28 PM
Because ice cream has no bones.
Okay, now I am going to ponder that one for hours once I get to Jamaica and get stoned..
:smokin:
Okay, now I am going to ponder that one for hours once I get to Jamaica and get stoned..
:smokin:
TC
Jun 23rd, 2007, 5:41 PM
Where is the end of outer space?
TC
Jun 23rd, 2007, 5:45 PM
Wait, I know.... it comes rushing up behind me, right?
Sammy56
Jun 23rd, 2007, 6:26 PM
Where is the end of outer space?It's everywhere and nowhere. You must just open your eyes and your mind. And get slightly drunk.
TC
Jun 23rd, 2007, 7:24 PM
It's everywhere and nowhere. You must just open your eyes and your mind. And get slightly drunk.
I knew it! while I'm busy looking one direction, it comes from behind and bites me in the ass. ya see! scientific evidence the universe centers around me. Damn!
Thanks Sammy!
I knew it! while I'm busy looking one direction, it comes from behind and bites me in the ass. ya see! scientific evidence the universe centers around me. Damn!
Thanks Sammy!
Cartesiantheater
Jun 23rd, 2007, 7:34 PM
I knew it! while I'm busy looking one direction, it comes from behind and bites me in the ass. ya see! scientific evidence the universe centers around me. Damn!
Could be... OR it could be scientific evidence that you have a really, really, REALLY big ass. :D
Muahahahahaahhaahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
But why?
Could be... OR it could be scientific evidence that you have a really, really, REALLY big ass. :D
Muahahahahaahhaahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
But why?
Sammy56
Jun 23rd, 2007, 8:00 PM
Could be... OR it could be scientific evidence that you have a really, really, REALLY big ass. It still wouldn't be as big as your ego. :D
But why?Why not? Everything has a cause, except for those things that don't have a cause of course.
But why?Why not? Everything has a cause, except for those things that don't have a cause of course.
TC
Jun 23rd, 2007, 8:05 PM
Could be... OR it could be scientific evidence that you have a really, really, REALLY big ass. :D
Muahahahahaahhaahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
But why?
But..but, we're dealing with inner space here! and a 33in waist! The physics don't jive....
Muahahahahaahhaahhaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!
But why?
But..but, we're dealing with inner space here! and a 33in waist! The physics don't jive....
Cartesiantheater
Jun 23rd, 2007, 8:51 PM
But..but, we're dealing with inner space here! and a 33in waist! The physics don't jive....
Well, here's an alternate theory...
Maybe you have a really really SMALL ass that is also very very dense and massive (in the science talk- not the laymen) and because of this it creats a huge black hole that warps space so that it rushes to your ass from all angles... hmmm....
Could be...
It still wouldn't be as big as your ego.
:afro:
Why not? Everything has a cause, except for those things that don't have a cause of course.
Why not... the Question of Why 's one equal and opposite competitor... It's arch rival... it's nemessis...
When combined they release energy and form water and salt.
Well, here's an alternate theory...
Maybe you have a really really SMALL ass that is also very very dense and massive (in the science talk- not the laymen) and because of this it creats a huge black hole that warps space so that it rushes to your ass from all angles... hmmm....
Could be...
It still wouldn't be as big as your ego.
:afro:
Why not? Everything has a cause, except for those things that don't have a cause of course.
Why not... the Question of Why 's one equal and opposite competitor... It's arch rival... it's nemessis...
When combined they release energy and form water and salt.
Sammy56
Jun 23rd, 2007, 8:56 PM
Sammy the CatFor your information, Sammy the cat is happily sleeping on the couch, not posting on AO.
When combined they release energy and form water and salt.Like HCL and NaOH!
warps space so that it rushes to your ass from all angles... hmmm....But then wouldn't all matter he came in contact with be attracted to his ass, not just space?
When combined they release energy and form water and salt.Like HCL and NaOH!
warps space so that it rushes to your ass from all angles... hmmm....But then wouldn't all matter he came in contact with be attracted to his ass, not just space?
Cartesiantheater
Jun 23rd, 2007, 9:13 PM
For your information, Sammy the cat is happily sleeping on the couch, not posting on AO.
Is he now? :noevl:
Like HCL and NaOH!
Aqueous :D.
HCL (aq) + NaOH (aq) --> H2O (liq) + NaCl (s)
God, you are a loser Sammy (anticipates a net ionic equation- preemptively calls her "loser"). :D
But then wouldn't all matter he came in contact with be attracted to his ass, not just space?
Hmm... good point.
shortround, do you find your self knocking into things with your ass a lot? It could be your ass drawing them in... er... yeah...
Oh, I think Sammy's attracted to your ass Shortround :D
Is he now? :noevl:
Like HCL and NaOH!
Aqueous :D.
HCL (aq) + NaOH (aq) --> H2O (liq) + NaCl (s)
God, you are a loser Sammy (anticipates a net ionic equation- preemptively calls her "loser"). :D
But then wouldn't all matter he came in contact with be attracted to his ass, not just space?
Hmm... good point.
shortround, do you find your self knocking into things with your ass a lot? It could be your ass drawing them in... er... yeah...
Oh, I think Sammy's attracted to your ass Shortround :D
Sammy56
Jun 23rd, 2007, 9:21 PM
Is he now?No, you scared him away. You are an evil man.
God, you are a loser Sammy (anticipates a net ionic equation- preemptively calls her "loser")You want a net ionic equation? Fine!
H+ (aq) + OH- (aq) --> H2O (liq)
Na+ and Cl- are not part of the net ionic equation because they do not change state during the reaction.
Oh, I think Sammy's attracted to your ass Shortround From a physics point of view, yes. An ass that is a black hole is fascinating. From the ascetic point of view, no. Sorry shortround, but you're a bit old for me. :D
God, you are a loser Sammy (anticipates a net ionic equation- preemptively calls her "loser")You want a net ionic equation? Fine!
H+ (aq) + OH- (aq) --> H2O (liq)
Na+ and Cl- are not part of the net ionic equation because they do not change state during the reaction.
Oh, I think Sammy's attracted to your ass Shortround From a physics point of view, yes. An ass that is a black hole is fascinating. From the ascetic point of view, no. Sorry shortround, but you're a bit old for me. :D
TC
Jun 24th, 2007, 6:02 AM
Ahhh but think of all the experience that has been accumulated over the years, its a trusted and tested theory. You shouldn't use youth to determine quality, besides I have the entire mass of the universe behind me. ( no pun intended)
Sammy56
Jun 24th, 2007, 4:46 PM
You shouldn't use youth to determine quality,Shortround, I'm sure you have a great ass no matter your age. Really, I do. And if you ever want someone to run some physics experiments on it, I'll gladly volunteer. Black holes are fascinating. But I'm still jail bait for another month and a half. I'm sorry. :D
However, I know that CT would LOVE your ass. He's in to that kind of thing. :D
However, I know that CT would LOVE your ass. He's in to that kind of thing. :D
Cartesiantheater
Jun 24th, 2007, 5:02 PM
Shortround, I'm sure you have a great ass no matter your age. Really, I do. And if you ever want someone to run some physics experiments on it, I'll gladly volunteer. Black holes are fascinating. But I'm still jail bait for another month and a half.
WTF?! :D BUAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
However, I know that CT would LOVE your ass. He's in to that kind of thing. :D
Care to explain to Mr. Shortround how you came to that knowledge, Ms. Jailbait?
:bondage:
WTF?! :D BUAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
However, I know that CT would LOVE your ass. He's in to that kind of thing. :D
Care to explain to Mr. Shortround how you came to that knowledge, Ms. Jailbait?
:bondage:
Traveler
Jun 24th, 2007, 6:13 PM
Now I wonder why I bothered to plow through this pile of bull.
Cartesiantheater
Jun 24th, 2007, 6:32 PM
Now I wonder why I bothered to plow through this pile of bull.
Because deep down inside you were wondering... why?
People gather around 'why' like flies to shit... like moths to lightbulbs... like mass to shortrounds ass...
We have to know...
Why?
Because deep down inside you were wondering... why?
People gather around 'why' like flies to shit... like moths to lightbulbs... like mass to shortrounds ass...
We have to know...
Why?
Sammy56
Jun 24th, 2007, 7:53 PM
Now I wonder why I bothered to plow through this pile of bull.As CT said, because, deep down, you want to know why.
Why are we here?
Why do we exist?
Why do we love?
Why does my head hurt?
Why can't I find any batteries?
Why are we here?
Why do we exist?
Why do we love?
Why does my head hurt?
Why can't I find any batteries?
TC
Jun 24th, 2007, 9:14 PM
WTF?! :D BUAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
Care to explain to Mr. Shortround how you came to that knowledge, Ms. Jailbait?
:bondage:
Yes wonder minor, how did you come by this knowledge? I destroyed that video years ago.
Care to explain to Mr. Shortround how you came to that knowledge, Ms. Jailbait?
:bondage:
Yes wonder minor, how did you come by this knowledge? I destroyed that video years ago.
Cartesiantheater
Jun 24th, 2007, 9:27 PM
Yes wonder minor, how did you come by this knowledge? I destroyed that video years ago.
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sammy56
Jun 25th, 2007, 12:59 PM
Yes wonder minor, how did you come by this knowledge? I destroyed that video years ago.CT kept a copy. He keeps it under his pillow because he treasures the moment so much. I stole it one day when he wasn't looking. Damn, though. You guys were into some WEIRD stuff. :D
TC
Jun 25th, 2007, 1:43 PM
THAT was done purely in the name of science, and if it ends up on "You Tube" we at least want the academic credits.....
And no..... the hamsters were not involved!! they were simply impartial observers.
And no..... the hamsters were not involved!! they were simply impartial observers.
Sammy56
Jun 25th, 2007, 2:05 PM
And no..... the hamsters were not involved!! they were simply impartial observers.That's not what it looked like to me! Those hamster were full participators! How could you guys be so cruel to animals, even in the name of the science of pleasure?
TC
Jun 25th, 2007, 2:21 PM
Just because CTs standing naked in front of some hamster cages doesn't imply any devout act!
Besides Wonder Minor HOW could you identify anyone from their back side.....unless..:ack:
Besides Wonder Minor HOW could you identify anyone from their back side.....unless..:ack:
Cherisa
Jun 25th, 2007, 2:53 PM
you'll get a bone in your tire
TC
Jun 25th, 2007, 2:57 PM
There, you see! The voice of reason! ( although I have no idea what it means, but it sounds good....)
Sammy56
Jun 25th, 2007, 3:46 PM
Besides Wonder Minor HOW could you identify anyone from their back side.....unless..What are you implying sir? There was more than just CT's back side sadly. And maybe you shouldn't have been screaming his name half the time so I could tell who it was. Dear God, it was horrible. Once you guys started messing with those poor, defenseless hamsters, I felt ill.
TC
Jun 25th, 2007, 4:00 PM
You know vary well what I mean "Miss 17 will get you 20" don't play innocent, we have all heard the about the.. "special math lessons" involving the use of motorized slide rules!
Your attempt to smoke screen those actions will fail, besides CT was acquitted of any wrong doing, and everyone knows his slide rules are pink, not blue.
Your attempt to smoke screen those actions will fail, besides CT was acquitted of any wrong doing, and everyone knows his slide rules are pink, not blue.
Hutton
Jun 25th, 2007, 4:15 PM
I have a few questions...
Why was the second copy stolen?
Why were hamsters involved? surely you could have found a much better animal
Why blue? purple is a nice color.
Why was the second copy stolen?
Why were hamsters involved? surely you could have found a much better animal
Why blue? purple is a nice color.
Sammy56
Jun 25th, 2007, 4:21 PM
Why was the second copy stolen?I needed something to blackmail CT.
Why were hamsters involved? Because CT has a hamster fetish. It's why Bill beat him in the 2006 Poster of the Year contest. :D
Why blue? purple is a nice color.Nothing wrong with purple. Blue is alright. I actually prefer a beige/off-white color.
You know vary well what I mean "Miss 17 will get you 20" don't play innocent, we have all heard the about the.. "special math lessons" involving the use of motorized slide rules!What?! Me? Innocent little me? Never! I did not have sexual relations with that women...er...I mean CT!
Your attempt to smoke screen those actions will fail, besides CT was acquitted of any wrong doing, and everyone knows his slide rules are pink, not blue.Wrong! His slide rules are green! HA! Wait, I probably shouldn't have told you that...
Why were hamsters involved? Because CT has a hamster fetish. It's why Bill beat him in the 2006 Poster of the Year contest. :D
Why blue? purple is a nice color.Nothing wrong with purple. Blue is alright. I actually prefer a beige/off-white color.
You know vary well what I mean "Miss 17 will get you 20" don't play innocent, we have all heard the about the.. "special math lessons" involving the use of motorized slide rules!What?! Me? Innocent little me? Never! I did not have sexual relations with that women...er...I mean CT!
Your attempt to smoke screen those actions will fail, besides CT was acquitted of any wrong doing, and everyone knows his slide rules are pink, not blue.Wrong! His slide rules are green! HA! Wait, I probably shouldn't have told you that...
TC
Jun 25th, 2007, 4:39 PM
What?! Me? Innocent little me? Never! I did not have sexual relations with that women...er...I mean CT!
Wrong! His slide rules are green! HA! Wait, I probably shouldn't have told you that...
OOOhhh this just gets better and better!!! Not only does she know the color, but her true orientations become quite clear!!
Perhaps this issue is more twisted than we thought! Far be it from me to equate motor driven items and cheese as being anything other than harmless, but at this point any more slips from Adolescent Anne and she will be forever tainted!
And CT should should seek legal help!
Wrong! His slide rules are green! HA! Wait, I probably shouldn't have told you that...
OOOhhh this just gets better and better!!! Not only does she know the color, but her true orientations become quite clear!!
Perhaps this issue is more twisted than we thought! Far be it from me to equate motor driven items and cheese as being anything other than harmless, but at this point any more slips from Adolescent Anne and she will be forever tainted!
And CT should should seek legal help!
Hutton
Jun 25th, 2007, 4:58 PM
Hamsters and problems with underaged girls i might have been able to help you with ct, but cheese? what kind of sick and twisted sexual deviant are you????
TC
Jun 25th, 2007, 5:07 PM
Hamsters and problems with underaged girls i might have been able to help you with ct, but cheese? what kind of sick and twisted sexual deviant are you????
You see the truth will eventually be made known! this entire sorted affair will bring down the CTs of this world, and I will be waiting in the wings to assume power.
We have gone from use of Cigars to Cheese and hamsters in our political endeavors, and it has brought us nothing but exploited livestock and poorly produced videos!!
We must rise above this sickness!
You see the truth will eventually be made known! this entire sorted affair will bring down the CTs of this world, and I will be waiting in the wings to assume power.
We have gone from use of Cigars to Cheese and hamsters in our political endeavors, and it has brought us nothing but exploited livestock and poorly produced videos!!
We must rise above this sickness!
Cartesiantheater
Jun 25th, 2007, 6:30 PM
Uh... help?
::runs and hides::
Wait... I posted PROOF that it was BILL who had sexual relations with hamsters! If you recall, the charges on ME were simply forming an underground terrorist melitia with Covert Ops Hamsters... H.A.M.S.T.E.R.
Remember? I posted PROOF that Bill was engaging in sexually divient acts with rodents...
So, there you have it. I never had sexual relations with Hamsters...
I have no comment on the rest :D
...and CT is compeletly speachless... and terrified that the jig is up...
::runs and hides::
Wait... I posted PROOF that it was BILL who had sexual relations with hamsters! If you recall, the charges on ME were simply forming an underground terrorist melitia with Covert Ops Hamsters... H.A.M.S.T.E.R.
Remember? I posted PROOF that Bill was engaging in sexually divient acts with rodents...
So, there you have it. I never had sexual relations with Hamsters...
I have no comment on the rest :D
...and CT is compeletly speachless... and terrified that the jig is up...
TC
Jun 25th, 2007, 6:43 PM
Sammy has PMd an account number...if we want the video back.
Cherisa
Jun 25th, 2007, 6:51 PM
you guys and your kinky hamster stuff..
It's like this SR, a guy and girl are out driving and she's nagging him ruthless ly... He's like if you don't shut up I am gonna run over that hampster with which she replies "you'll get a bone in your tire"
yeah where's that Video?
It's like this SR, a guy and girl are out driving and she's nagging him ruthless ly... He's like if you don't shut up I am gonna run over that hampster with which she replies "you'll get a bone in your tire"
yeah where's that Video?
Smoke
Jun 25th, 2007, 7:01 PM
shove a hamster in your ass through a tube! (lyrics)
Cartesiantheater
Jun 25th, 2007, 7:07 PM
yeah where's that Video?
Here you go. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFbEBVuVHZc) That's shortround "playing" with ol' Gismo...
Here you go. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFbEBVuVHZc) That's shortround "playing" with ol' Gismo...
Sammy56
Jun 25th, 2007, 9:29 PM
Here you go. That's shortround "playing" with ol' Gismo...No, I think they want the video with you CT. :D
Sammy has PMd an account number...if we want the video back.Yes. I want $20,000 to help fund my education. And buy a car. And possibly some other things. That aren't your business. Don't ask.
I have no comment on the restAnd why would that be CT? :D
...and CT is compeletly speachless... and terrified that the jig is up...Of course the jig is up. It's been obvious for sometime now, and I think we should reveal it to the AO community.
CT sexually abuses hamsters!!!!!
Sammy has PMd an account number...if we want the video back.Yes. I want $20,000 to help fund my education. And buy a car. And possibly some other things. That aren't your business. Don't ask.
I have no comment on the restAnd why would that be CT? :D
...and CT is compeletly speachless... and terrified that the jig is up...Of course the jig is up. It's been obvious for sometime now, and I think we should reveal it to the AO community.
CT sexually abuses hamsters!!!!!
Traveler
Jun 25th, 2007, 10:50 PM
Confessions taken for a buck a minute.
Absolution costs a bit more
Mirricales to clean the mess up preformed immediately
The impossible will take a little longer, price negotiable.
Absolution costs a bit more
Mirricales to clean the mess up preformed immediately
The impossible will take a little longer, price negotiable.
Raptor Witness
Jun 25th, 2007, 11:47 PM
Confessions taken for a buck a minute.
Absolution costs a bit more
Mirricales to clean the mess up preformed immediately
The impossible will take a little longer, price negotiable.
Traveler, I gotta say that you're the only one here making any sense to me. Nobody bumps a thread like this if they want to get rich or famous, or even laid. :shy:
Absolution costs a bit more
Mirricales to clean the mess up preformed immediately
The impossible will take a little longer, price negotiable.
Traveler, I gotta say that you're the only one here making any sense to me. Nobody bumps a thread like this if they want to get rich or famous, or even laid. :shy:
Demonskates
Jun 26th, 2007, 9:22 AM
The answer is 3. or at least acording to Douglas Adams.
TC
Jun 26th, 2007, 10:05 AM
Traveler, I gotta say that you're the only one here making any sense to me. Nobody bumps a thread like this if they want to get rich or famous, or even laid. :shy:
It will be their undoing....and the collapse of the known universe.
It will be their undoing....and the collapse of the known universe.
Cartesiantheater
Jun 26th, 2007, 9:07 PM
It will be their undoing....and the collapse of the known universe.
True dat... (since I don't seem to know how to do the youtube thing, you get this)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz-tiFKtgpI#
EDIT- Yes, the universe will collapse... around your ass... :D
True dat... (since I don't seem to know how to do the youtube thing, you get this)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz-tiFKtgpI#
EDIT- Yes, the universe will collapse... around your ass... :D
Raptor Witness
Jun 26th, 2007, 10:02 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEA6jyWoLPc
Sammy56
Jun 26th, 2007, 10:15 PM
The answer is 3. or at least acording to Douglas Adams.Liar! It's 42! You can take your 3 and shove it, just like CT's hamsters.
Demonskates
Jun 26th, 2007, 11:15 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEA6jyWoLPc
Oh my flippin word, that is awesome! I love the machine gun kitty. Nice one raptor.
SAMMY, the answer is three. THREE I SAY!
Or was it 42? Now im confused. Ah so sue me.
Oh my flippin word, that is awesome! I love the machine gun kitty. Nice one raptor.
SAMMY, the answer is three. THREE I SAY!
Or was it 42? Now im confused. Ah so sue me.
TC
Jun 27th, 2007, 6:07 AM
She's wrong, (cuz the batteries died in her slide rule) ...... and a hamster ate her homework.
Sammy56
Jun 27th, 2007, 4:09 PM
She's wrong, (cuz the batteries died in her slide rule) ...... and a hamster ate her homework.First off, I have plenty of batteries. Don't be jealous just because you ran out. :D Second, my homework is on my desk, safe from CT's evil hamster army.
nrj
Jun 27th, 2007, 5:18 PM
Pontus is an asshole, so he moved the thread.
Why, you say? It's midnight here in Sweden, and I'm getting grumpier by the minute. And why is that? Because I tripped and spill tea all over my shirt this morning, and I missed the bus, and I'm stuck at a boss in Chrono Trigger and it rains here all the time! Why won't it stop raining, huh? Well, it did, when I went inside! When I went inside! Coincidence? I don't think so! NYAAAAAAARGH!
Why, you say? It's midnight here in Sweden, and I'm getting grumpier by the minute. And why is that? Because I tripped and spill tea all over my shirt this morning, and I missed the bus, and I'm stuck at a boss in Chrono Trigger and it rains here all the time! Why won't it stop raining, huh? Well, it did, when I went inside! When I went inside! Coincidence? I don't think so! NYAAAAAAARGH!
medicvet
Jun 27th, 2007, 7:08 PM
Why won't it stop raining here..my lawn needs mowing..
and the answer is most definitely 42.
But only if the question is what is six times eight. ;)
thereby proving once and for all that the universe does not make sense.
And hamsters and kinky sex is okay, but PLEASE don't talk about theoretical math anymore..reading that stuff gives me the hives!!!
and the answer is most definitely 42.
But only if the question is what is six times eight. ;)
thereby proving once and for all that the universe does not make sense.
And hamsters and kinky sex is okay, but PLEASE don't talk about theoretical math anymore..reading that stuff gives me the hives!!!
Sammy56
Jun 27th, 2007, 7:31 PM
But only if the question is what is six times eight. ;)Actually, it's what is six times nine. :D
Why won't it stop raining here..my lawn needs mowing..Same here. I'm sick of the mud! I know you've mentioned you live in tornado alley medicvet. Do you mind if I ask what state?
but PLEASE don't talk about theoretical math anymore..reading that stuff gives me the hives!!!CT, I have to urge to start doing some Calculus all of a sudden. You in? :D
Why won't it stop raining here..my lawn needs mowing..Same here. I'm sick of the mud! I know you've mentioned you live in tornado alley medicvet. Do you mind if I ask what state?
but PLEASE don't talk about theoretical math anymore..reading that stuff gives me the hives!!!CT, I have to urge to start doing some Calculus all of a sudden. You in? :D
Cartesiantheater
Jun 27th, 2007, 7:42 PM
CT, I have to urge to start doing some Calculus all of a sudden. You in? :D
If there's anything I like more than cheese, it's math :D
But not just calculus... I had fun with this the other day too:
nCr = n!/(r![n -r ]!)
Now, you told me there was an easier way to do combinations... please elaborate if you can.
*for the curious, the above formula will tell you how many possible combinations of choices you can pick given a number n of the total and a number r that you can pick. :D
...hehe... sorry medicvet... I am a sadist... :bondage:
If there's anything I like more than cheese, it's math :D
But not just calculus... I had fun with this the other day too:
nCr = n!/(r![n -r ]!)
Now, you told me there was an easier way to do combinations... please elaborate if you can.
*for the curious, the above formula will tell you how many possible combinations of choices you can pick given a number n of the total and a number r that you can pick. :D
...hehe... sorry medicvet... I am a sadist... :bondage:
Sammy56
Jun 27th, 2007, 7:55 PM
Now, you told me there was an easier way to do combinations... please elaborate if you can.I told you, I don't remember. Geez. I don't want to have to dig out those old notes. Besides, the formula works fine. :D
*for the curious, the above formula will tell you how many possible combinations of choices you can pick given a number n of the total and a number r that you can pick.Yes, but that's if you assume that order doesn't matter (ie, 123 is the same as 321). If order does matter, you have to use:
nPr = n!/[(n-r)!]
Both of us are also assuming that each object can only be chosen once. If that is not the case, there are other formulas you have to use for both combinations and permutations.
These formulas also inherently assume that 0! = 1. Don't you just love math with zero?
*for the curious, the above formula will tell you how many possible combinations of choices you can pick given a number n of the total and a number r that you can pick.Yes, but that's if you assume that order doesn't matter (ie, 123 is the same as 321). If order does matter, you have to use:
nPr = n!/[(n-r)!]
Both of us are also assuming that each object can only be chosen once. If that is not the case, there are other formulas you have to use for both combinations and permutations.
These formulas also inherently assume that 0! = 1. Don't you just love math with zero?
Cartesiantheater
Jun 27th, 2007, 8:34 PM
I told you, I don't remember. Geez. I don't want to have to dig out those old notes. Besides, the formula works fine. :D
Ok fine.
Yes, but that's if you assume that order doesn't matter (ie, 123 is the same as 321). If order does matter, you have to use:
nPr = n!/[(n-r)!]
And THAT'S why the possible number of batting order between 9 starters is 9! = 362,880.
nPr = 9!/[(9 - 9) !] = 9!/0! = 9!/1 = 9! = 362,880. Now, on another site some guy told me that I was wrong and that there are only 72 possible batting order combinations... I then swiftly manually found 81, not using the theory but just counting... I've posted them for your viewing pleasure :D
Batters A B C D E F G H I
I'll give you more than 72 different possible combinations with only changing ONE player's position (A). See, you can change the order that they bat at least NINE different ways per line up. That's NINE different batting orders while only making ONE change.
Count them. None of them repeat. Obviously, I won't do ALL of them. Trust me, the theory on this is solid.
1.) A B C D E F G H I
2.) B C D E F G H I A
3.) C D E F G H I A B
4.) D E F G H I A B C
5.) E F G H I A B C D
6.) F G H I A B C D E
7.) G H I A B C D E F
8.) H I A B C D E F G
9.) I A B C D E F G H
10.) B A C D E F G H I
11.) A C D E F G H I B
12.) C D E F G H I B A
13.) D E F G H I B A C
14.) E F G H I B A C D
15.) F G H I B A C D E
16.) G H I B A C D E F
17.) H I B A C D E F G
18.) I B A C D E F G H
19.) C B A D E F G H I
20.) B A D E F G H I C
21.) A D E F G H I C B
22.) D E F G H I C B A
23.) E F G H I C B A D
24.) F G H I C B A D E
25.) G H I C B A D E F
26.) H I C B A D E F G
27.) I C B A D E F G H
28.) D B C A E F G H I
29.) B C A E F G H I D
30.) C A E F G H I D B
31.) A E F G H I D B C
32.) E F G H I D B C A
33.) F G H I D B C A E
34.) G H I D B C A E F
35.) H I D B C A E F G
36.) I D B C A E F G H
37.) E B C D A F G H I
38.) B C D A F G H I E
39.) C D A F G H I E B
40.) D A F G H I E B C
41.) A F G H I E B C D
42.) F G H I E B C D A
43.) G H I E B C D A F
44.) H I E B C D A F G
45.) I E B C D A F G H
46.) F B C D E A G H I
47.) B C D E A G H I F
48.) C D E A G H I F B
49.) D E A G H I F B C
50.) E A G H I F B C D
51.) A G H I F B C D E
52.) G H I F B C D E A
53.) H I F B C D E A G
54.) I F B C D E A G H
55.) G B C D E F A H I
56.) B C D E F A H I G
57.) C D E F A H I G B
58.) D E F A H I G B C
59.) E F A H I G B C D
60.) F A H I G B C D E
61.) A H I G B C D E F
62.) H I G B C D E F A
63.) I G B C D E F A H
64.) H B C D E F G A I
65.) B C D E F G A I H
66.) C D E F G A I H B
67.) D E F G A I H B C
68.) E F G A I H B C D
69.) F G A I H B C D E
70.) G A I H B C D E F
71.) A I H B C D E F G
72.) I H B C D E F G A
73.) I B C D E F G H A
74.) B C D E F G H A I
75.) C D E F G H A I B
76.) D E F G H A I B C
77.) E F G H A I B C D
78.) F G H A I B C D E
79.) G H A I B C D E F
80.) H A I B C D E F G
81.) A I B C D E F G H
I could go on a LOT further, but I'm far too lazy.
:D
These formulas also inherently assume that 0! = 1. Don't you just love math with zero?
Yes. Even more than I love cheese. :D
Ok fine.
Yes, but that's if you assume that order doesn't matter (ie, 123 is the same as 321). If order does matter, you have to use:
nPr = n!/[(n-r)!]
And THAT'S why the possible number of batting order between 9 starters is 9! = 362,880.
nPr = 9!/[(9 - 9) !] = 9!/0! = 9!/1 = 9! = 362,880. Now, on another site some guy told me that I was wrong and that there are only 72 possible batting order combinations... I then swiftly manually found 81, not using the theory but just counting... I've posted them for your viewing pleasure :D
Batters A B C D E F G H I
I'll give you more than 72 different possible combinations with only changing ONE player's position (A). See, you can change the order that they bat at least NINE different ways per line up. That's NINE different batting orders while only making ONE change.
Count them. None of them repeat. Obviously, I won't do ALL of them. Trust me, the theory on this is solid.
1.) A B C D E F G H I
2.) B C D E F G H I A
3.) C D E F G H I A B
4.) D E F G H I A B C
5.) E F G H I A B C D
6.) F G H I A B C D E
7.) G H I A B C D E F
8.) H I A B C D E F G
9.) I A B C D E F G H
10.) B A C D E F G H I
11.) A C D E F G H I B
12.) C D E F G H I B A
13.) D E F G H I B A C
14.) E F G H I B A C D
15.) F G H I B A C D E
16.) G H I B A C D E F
17.) H I B A C D E F G
18.) I B A C D E F G H
19.) C B A D E F G H I
20.) B A D E F G H I C
21.) A D E F G H I C B
22.) D E F G H I C B A
23.) E F G H I C B A D
24.) F G H I C B A D E
25.) G H I C B A D E F
26.) H I C B A D E F G
27.) I C B A D E F G H
28.) D B C A E F G H I
29.) B C A E F G H I D
30.) C A E F G H I D B
31.) A E F G H I D B C
32.) E F G H I D B C A
33.) F G H I D B C A E
34.) G H I D B C A E F
35.) H I D B C A E F G
36.) I D B C A E F G H
37.) E B C D A F G H I
38.) B C D A F G H I E
39.) C D A F G H I E B
40.) D A F G H I E B C
41.) A F G H I E B C D
42.) F G H I E B C D A
43.) G H I E B C D A F
44.) H I E B C D A F G
45.) I E B C D A F G H
46.) F B C D E A G H I
47.) B C D E A G H I F
48.) C D E A G H I F B
49.) D E A G H I F B C
50.) E A G H I F B C D
51.) A G H I F B C D E
52.) G H I F B C D E A
53.) H I F B C D E A G
54.) I F B C D E A G H
55.) G B C D E F A H I
56.) B C D E F A H I G
57.) C D E F A H I G B
58.) D E F A H I G B C
59.) E F A H I G B C D
60.) F A H I G B C D E
61.) A H I G B C D E F
62.) H I G B C D E F A
63.) I G B C D E F A H
64.) H B C D E F G A I
65.) B C D E F G A I H
66.) C D E F G A I H B
67.) D E F G A I H B C
68.) E F G A I H B C D
69.) F G A I H B C D E
70.) G A I H B C D E F
71.) A I H B C D E F G
72.) I H B C D E F G A
73.) I B C D E F G H A
74.) B C D E F G H A I
75.) C D E F G H A I B
76.) D E F G H A I B C
77.) E F G H A I B C D
78.) F G H A I B C D E
79.) G H A I B C D E F
80.) H A I B C D E F G
81.) A I B C D E F G H
I could go on a LOT further, but I'm far too lazy.
:D
These formulas also inherently assume that 0! = 1. Don't you just love math with zero?
Yes. Even more than I love cheese. :D
medicvet
Jun 27th, 2007, 9:18 PM
*is scratching furiously from hives all over*
hey, and you know what the sadist said to the masochist when the masochist begged to be hurt?
NO.
:D
And someone is in BIG trouble because I caught them watching kitty porn!!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/femvetsrule/kittyporn.gif
oh and I live in the OK state. ;)
hey, and you know what the sadist said to the masochist when the masochist begged to be hurt?
NO.
:D
And someone is in BIG trouble because I caught them watching kitty porn!!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/femvetsrule/kittyporn.gif
oh and I live in the OK state. ;)
Sammy56
Jun 27th, 2007, 9:47 PM
oh and I live in the OK state. Ha! You rock! Go Oklahoma!
Your kitty porn is slightly disturbing. :D
Yes. Even more than I love cheese.There is something out there you love more than cheese? I'm shocked! :D
Your kitty porn is slightly disturbing. :D
Yes. Even more than I love cheese.There is something out there you love more than cheese? I'm shocked! :D
Smoke
Jun 27th, 2007, 9:57 PM
*is scratching furiously from hives all over*
hey, and you know what the sadist said to the masochist when the masochist begged to be hurt?
NO.
:D
And someone is in BIG trouble because I caught them watching kitty porn!!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/femvetsrule/kittyporn.gif
oh and I live in the OK state. ;)
Thats fucking hilarious!...............
hey, and you know what the sadist said to the masochist when the masochist begged to be hurt?
NO.
:D
And someone is in BIG trouble because I caught them watching kitty porn!!!!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/femvetsrule/kittyporn.gif
oh and I live in the OK state. ;)
Thats fucking hilarious!...............
Demonskates
Jun 27th, 2007, 11:12 PM
Thats hot...............................
liberdave
Jun 28th, 2007, 12:15 AM
Is this the best we can do here? Really?
nrj
Jun 28th, 2007, 3:12 AM
Is this the best we can do here? Really?
Are you dumb? Of course there is nothing better we can do here, Dave! A YouTube clip with a cat holding an AK-47, FFS! I mean, seriously, what more do you want?
Are you dumb? Of course there is nothing better we can do here, Dave! A YouTube clip with a cat holding an AK-47, FFS! I mean, seriously, what more do you want?
Sammy56
Jun 28th, 2007, 3:35 AM
Is this the best we can do here? Really?Well, I guess CT and I could do some more complex math tomorrow. That probably answers the question of "Why?" in the most technical terms you can get. :D It's just that medicvet breaks out in hives and we want to respect the other participants as they attempt to answer the ultimate question.
medicvet
Jun 28th, 2007, 4:36 AM
Your consideration is much appreciated..
I am being nice and not posting the cheese porn too. ;)
Your check is in the mail to me, right? :cool03:
I am being nice and not posting the cheese porn too. ;)
Your check is in the mail to me, right? :cool03:
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