The Reason Why Ao Is Going Crazy!

[Cartesiantheater]

this post is actually in another thread... i probably shouldn't do this... feel free to delete as you must...but we as a people are concerned with the reversal of time some have been experiencing here at AO...I even had one of my posts post completely BACKWARDS!... (http://www.armageddononline.org/forums/showpost.php?p=125388&postcount=2) here is the explanation...



Whay are there so many folks on A.O. today?Theres over 1200 people up in this biotch!Did i miss somthing?That has to be a new record for most folks ever online at one single time here.


They're not actually here Demon. The planet's magnetic poles have shifted, and as a result, a multitude of zombies from your fictional story about Armageddon Online have been transferred into our existence via a wormhole... right now, the people who you know are not really who you think they are... the world will soon end, Demon... I hope you haven't blasphemed the Devil too much... because...



THE END DRAWS NYE!!!!

(used "nye" spelling because Bill informed me that the correct spelling is actually incorrect...this is due to the magnetic shift of the poles...)

all things have been inverted... the world is over... because it has finally begun... entropy will now flow backwards... as will time... cups in pieces will pick themselves up and jump onto the table from the floor... eggs will now put themselves back together... we will only remember the FUTURE... we will no longer remember the PAST...




IT BEGINS!!!!!!!!!

[Cartesiantheater]

Testing to see if AO is somewhat chronologically sane again...


EDIT-

Log- Novermberish... some time in the afternoon...

it seems that my last post was in chronological order. However, there was only one post on this thread before... so I'll have to confirm it on another thread...will update after my next visit...

-End message...

[Jupiter]

I don't think it's the end of the world, to be honest. But I do think maybe someone has installed an Atlantean Generator into their PC somewhere. (see Technology thread - Is this a scam?). Or maybe a MultiDimension Resonator.

[liberdave]

test post test post test post....................

[Defiant Noquisi]

Uh, is this a good place to put....

WTF

are you on man?

[Perfectionist]

CT has been acting very confused lately ..... :D

[Cartesiantheater]

Transmission:

Log: -slightly more Novemberish... some time after Calculus course...


No...no confusion... It was a rip in the space time continuum... One interpretation of string theory (according to a Brian Greene book...can't remember details, sorry) is that we wouldn't be able to tell if we lived in a HUGE universe or a super tiny one... and instead of a big crunch, the universe will shrink until it reaches the plank length, and at that time it will appear as if the universe just underwent a big bang... and so everything is inverted... although no one can tell... but there are some anomalies... like AO going crazy... time reversed at AO, as I am sure you all are aware... for a few days...

Indeed... we have experienced and completed the reversal... all has reached an equilibrium now, and so everything should remain static for a while...and follow the usual rules of entropy...

...for now...

-End Transmission...

[Jupiter]

I found it amazing on that day when time was sent into reverse after you made a post on A.O. (on some but not all your posts). It was almost sad when it was taken off-line! Perhaps that is the reason that there were quickly over 1,200 people online (10 times typical numbers) - word was spreading! But I suppose it could have descended into total chaos had that continued - it was an amazing experience though! Presumably the Atlantean Generator and Multi-Dimensional Time Resonators have been unplugged now enabling time on the site to return to normal.

[krakatoa]

Anyway going crasy or not, every time i came on to see how many peoples where on the site, since after the 2 1/2 or so days, down, It is pathetic. I dont anderstand why everybody stopped coming visiting the site, just because it was out for a few days. It must be because something was already wrong, in the first place??.Ch.K.

Thought about it. I will come back to normal, and i think pretty soon. Cheers. Ch.K. :2thumbs:

[Skynet12]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! LETS GO NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Clear throat* Very well put, Krakatoa!

[TC]

Help...I'm trapped in a laid back discussion form an off topic dimension.

[Cartesiantheater]

Transmission:

Log: -nearing the middle of Novermberism... some time after world civ...

I've been getting some sort of communications from a chap named Shortround... who seems to be trapped in an alternative dimension...

It is hard to interpret the signal in the midst of white noise and other impurities along side the signal, but it appears that shortround has called the dimension the "laid back discussion form an off topic dimension"

...I can't see anyway to get him out... unless he finds a wormhole, he's doomed...

I'll tell him if all else fails, to take his chances and jump into a black hole... if he is ripped to pieces... may he Rest In Pieces...

-End Transmission...

[TC]

Shortround selects an abstract kumquat physics theory and uploads....in the hope of reversing time.

[TC]

Up load fail..ed.....hav.e bro..ken .trans..mi..tion....las.t pro.be indi..cates... serio..us ..lose....o.f hum..or.. on .. Plan.et Arma..ged..on... reque.st... assis..tance...

[Skynet12]

Hello? Anyone here? Oh, thank god! Im' stuck i...eng.and with an ol..ham rad.o...*silence*

[Demonskates]

At least there is no zombies where short round is.Im up to my armpits with zombies here.have enough food to last a few more days.Ive welded metal plating over the windows and windsheild of my s.u.v.,cut slits in the plates to see through.Im gonna make a break for it when food runs out.Im so fuking sick of s.p.a.m.
Ate my dogs earlier in the week.Phones are out.electricity is spotty.Was lucky to get this message out if theres anyone still out there.Ive made a make shift flame thrower out of a super soaker ,replaced the plastic parts with metal ones,like tubing,and the barrel,it works pretty well,I pray it works when i need it.Had to kill my family,they all were zombies.******* wormholes.If i make it out of town,ill try and find a working computer and re-establish contact.Its 3:50 a.m. eastern time,tuesday november 13th i think? will head west twards taunton.Theres a gunsmiths shop there,gonna try and arm myself if i can make it that far.If anyone gets this,please post,im not sure if anbody is left.Good luck.

[Smoke]

dude, getting to this computer was hard, your not the only one with zombies crawling all over your ass, ive arranged a squad of friends dressed up in as much camo and civi clothes to make us more camoflauged, we make raids on the grocery store across the street blocked off the stairwels in the building, we reside to, the first days of the mess were un beleiveable, i awoke t a scratching on my bedroom door, it was my ex, she looked odd....... then lunged at me with a strenght i have never before felt unfortuneatly for her she wasnt strong enough and I took great pleasure in lopping her head off with this partly rusty japaneese katana from ww2 that was leaning up against my dresser.

if you havent noticed yet these things can run.... and can run for ever we have been chased numerous times on raids returning from the grocery stores...i dont know how much longer we can last. The Only way it seems you can kill them o disable them is burn them or decapitate the head meaning beat the shit out of it with a tool of omesort. some of the guys are.... geting weird... shitfy like,

these bags under theyre eyes.... almost like theyre going mad.

I have to get off now century duty on the first floor,then retreive gas for te generators will keep up to date.

[TC]

Damn...now I'm sitting in front of some old Atari 400 running Linux 10.0 with a dial up connection..and some asshole spamming me about buying Google stock.....God this dimension sucks.

[MCR Freak]

Oi this thread has made me confused...... What is this thread really about (Either I don't get the thread or it's the new chrome blue thing that's making me feel dizzy)

[lazserus]

Oi this thread has made me confused...... What is this thread really about (Either I don't get the thread or it's the new chrome blue thing that's making me feel dizzy)
Don't sweat it. CT is being a wise ass and having fun with AO's time hiccup. It was a format error the forums took for no longer than 36 hours, and he decided to have fun with it. Therefore, there's absolutely no sense or reason to continue the discussion unless you personally experienced the confusion at the time. Besides, considering the problem was only around for 36- hours, the silly hypothesis is disproved. He's just being silly, but on an abstract level.

Believe it or not, I started looking up certain information after the original post made. I'd slap CT for making me that frantic if I could. :gtfo:

[Skynet12]

maybe he'sd to be our leader to victory?

[Cartesiantheater]

MORE MAGNETIC REVERSAL!

it seems that a worm hole has opened in the AO universe... creating a new forum... looks like a History and Culture forum...


will update as more news unfolds...

[Astroboy]

cuckoo-cuckoo-cuckoo...

Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock... *fades*

[Heavenly Disorder]

:alcoholic yes that explaines every thing

[The Silence]

:btchn: :pcangry:
HELP!!!!!!!! :crashpc:

[The Silence]

:alcoholic yes that explaines every thing
I wish I had some of that.... wait a minute...