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TC
Nov 13th, 2006, 1:23 PM
( AP. Washington DC) In a break with long standing tradition, President Bush announced this years turkey will not be pardoned, but will be executed as scheduled.

Vice President Cheney's office announced further that the turkey would be tortured before executed.." We normally don't condone the torture of poultry, even condemned poultry, but these are extraordinary times", Vice Presidential aide Libby quoted from jail, " This turkey may have significant information about the so called bird flu, and national security is at risk, NOT torturing this bird is simply not an option."

The White House response to animal rights advocates has been strong and direct," These people are unpatriotic communists who love terror, and hope every day for pandemic while they worship the devil, and download pornography to their stolen ipod clones from Palinquar."

Cartesiantheater
Nov 13th, 2006, 3:22 PM
I tend to lean towards the white meat of the food chain.....pass the gravy.
Have you tried Home sapiens sapiens?

TC
Nov 13th, 2006, 3:48 PM
Ate dog once in Saigon...they insisted it was politicly correct for 1969.

lady-t
Nov 14th, 2006, 7:29 PM
very good very good. love turkey and gravy but my fav is stuffing and gravy

TC
Jul 16th, 2008, 4:24 PM
( AP. Washington DC) In a break with long standing tradition, President Bush announced this years turkey will not be pardoned, but will be executed as scheduled.

Vice President Cheney's office announced further that the turkey would be tortured before executed.." We normally don't condone the torture of poultry, even condemned poultry, but these are extraordinary times", Vice Presidential aide Libby quoted from jail, " This turkey may have significant information about the so called bird flu, and national security is at risk, NOT torturing this bird is simply not an option."

The White House response to animal rights advocates has been strong and direct," These people are unpatriotic communists who love terror, and hope every day for pandemic while they worship the devil, and download pornography to their stolen ipod clones from Palinquar."


I'll bump this, as it seems even more relative today...LOL

lycanox
Jul 16th, 2008, 4:30 PM
God, I thought the US was going to invade the country Turkey or something like that.

TC
Jul 16th, 2008, 4:33 PM
God, I thought the US was going to invade the country Turkey or something like that.


Naaaa their NATO...LOL ( or sort of..LOL

TC
Nov 27th, 2008, 1:50 PM
HHHHmmm. To bad Bush couldn't read this.

Nu Kua
Nov 28th, 2008, 9:09 AM
Ate dog once in Saigon...they insisted it was politicly correct for 1969.

As I understand it, the "dog" eaten in these places are animals bred to be eaten and are not like, your favorite pet dog. Is that correct?
So it should be as correct to eat as cow or chicken or pig is.

lycanox
Nov 28th, 2008, 10:41 AM
Not If you care about animal rights.

Its ridiculous do to suggest that there is a difference between those dogs and pet dogs.
If you translate it to humans it reads something like "Its OK to kill those people because they are not raised like normal people".