Jake99 challenge

[UVsaturated]

Here is my quest for truth and very good entertainment. I have been on AO for a little while, and also once before but a certain member turned me sour to this site. (can anyone guess?)

Anyway, I find Jake99 fascinating from a social standpoint. He really means well and is highly entertaining to talk to. He really doesn't offend anyone unless you have a huge agenda that he is threatening, which of course no one here is. In fact, by his claims, even the local governments cannot dispute him legally.

For myself, I have always thought outside the box and have a keen understanding of what it is Jake99 is suggesting, even though he does not actually get very specific about it. So, I would like to invite Jake99 to this thread and give him an invitation of assistance in my personal endeavour of my side work. Every detail I have, I will share with the forum and develop this so that we can see if his ideas have merit or not.

All this is of course dependent upon if Jake99 is willing to participate, so I would like to hear from him first to develop this if he is willing or if anyone can encourage him to do so.

[Jake99]

I am here to stop the wars, pollution, social unrest and waste on this planet which is what I have done to make a living for decades. Specifically speaking I am for treating everyone equally as if we were all born today and the world is one nation governed by one set of non profit rules. I am an outside the box thinker and have stood against the American way all of my life. That does not mean I am with any other earthly system, I am for the simple and fair Way that the bible says Jesus was for. I believe if we do not unite and manage this planet to perfection we will be headed for man-made global destruction in the near future and I want to prevent that. That is why I am bold enough to tell the courts, religions and people in forums that I am the man who can save this planet. I say the world as the bible states many times is following Satan and the US is the world leader. I gladly accept any opportunity to challenge the Way I believe the world should be managed because it may assist me in getting my words and ways into reality. I do not believe that anyone could be hurt by the way and that everyone would be helped in many ways.

[Perfectionist]

So Jakey, you have been making a living out of stopping wars for decades !! Wow !! :amaz:

Sorry but I didn't notice ..... you don't seem to have done a very good job at it !! :nudge:

Better go back to the bakery dude !! Making bread is more within your grasp !! :headbang:

[Jake99]

I stop wars between unions and companies and managers and employees its the same thing on a smaller scale.

[Perfectionist]

No it isn't !! :D Why haven't you done it on a bigger scale then !! ??

[Skynet12]

Jake, ll give ya a nice little choccy wokkie if you JUST GET OF YOUR BACK AND DO IT ON A LARGE SCAEL- IM DYING HERE IN ENGLAND!

[Assassin X]

I never get over his ego-trips. He does one thing here or one thign there and he thinks he is superman....er god.

"I baked a cookie, I am a master chef"...."I stopped a company shut down, I am a amazing man"...."I fixed a jet, I am a kick-ass engineer".

Well if thats how it worked I fix pcs so I am better then Bill Gates! WOOHOO!!!

[UVsaturated]

Jake, you seem to only want to work from the top down and not the bottom up. Everybody wants to rule the world, so how are you going to make change from the bottom up since no one with power is giving you a chance? I offered a forum where you can show your talents with a bona fide business venture. I don't mean I am starting another MicroSoft, but it is my legitimate business and I will apply your methods and report on how well they do actually work if you wish to support your claims of how efficient a manager you really are.

A business is a system, so here is an opportunity to show how yoru methods would work better than and be more beneficial to all than what is currently being used.

[Svetlana]

No it isn't !! :D Why haven't you done it on a bigger scale then !! ??


LOL hahah but im lost y u guys hating on JAKE!!
i wana kno!

[Sammy56]

Um, because Jake claims his is the Messiah of the world? I think that's the biggest reason.

[Jake99]

I just got hired to resolve all the problems of one of the largest companies in the world and I start on my first facility on Monday which happens to be the worst run facility they have. It is also the most automated facility they have. So now I will repair a company that is many times the size of Wonder Bread and Hostess Cake after teams of experts failed. I can save a company or I can save the planet its the same process.

[Philosopher Foelhe]

I just got hired to resolve all the problems of one of the largest companies in the world and I start on my first facility on Monday which happens to be the worst run facility they have.

Which company?


I can save a company or I can save the planet its the same process.

... So you decided to save the company? Gosh, thanks Jake.

[Svetlana]

lol oKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

but i dnt think is da same as saving the planet! lol

[Cartesiantheater]

LOL hahah but im lost y u guys hating on JAKE!!
i wana kno!
I don't hate Jake! I'm a big fan! Read my sig! How could you NOT like Jake?

[Assassin X]

I always find it funny with all the things Jake has done on "massive" scales and in massive droves earning him a massive ego....errr I mean reputation how come I can't even find him on the internet? I spent 3 days once searching for EVERYTHING I could on him. Places like Google, Yahoo, some goverment places....etc The most I found were some court records, a medical file (1 page, it was on the net) and a police file. Other then that no news, no big banners, no trophies...nothing. Its like hes a fart in the wind like the rest of us.

[Assassin X]

Thought I would post this, I made this a year ago and never posted it. It was for another forum (I think):


(originally by me Assassin X)
Jake99 Quotes (Copies and Pasted):
This statement is his most recent. At first he said he was god, then later this year he said he wasn’t and he was just “A channel through him”. Now he says he’s god again…
“God whoever or whatever it is and jesus or whatever you refer to the savior as, is who I am (Jake99).”

“I carry a batting average of about 999.70% and I have been to the plate a thousand times.”

"If you eliminate the causes of suffering you eliminate the suffering and then you
don't need to see a doctor, just let me fix your problem."

Followed by…
"I could have stayed in my castle and played golf every day , but that was not enough for me because I want peace on earth instead."

"I was fortunate enough to be the best looking, best athlete with a long family history of the best brainpower, appearance and abilities."

"Listen to me and all your prayers will be answered when you are convinced that my way is the truth and the only way."

"You can pray and read the bible all you want but that won't change the facts or solve any problems."

"My family will lead you like lambs to the slaughterhouse I will lead you into the
clouds like kings and queens."

“You don't want to follow a leader who has not been a total success do you?”

“Many psychiatrists have examined me and found no problem with my words as well as my mind.”

“My name was on millions of food products that my teams manufactured and I was always the one in charge that guaranteed its safety.”

“In me VS all of you I have never lost and I have been in many big fights.”

“I say I can fix this world in a matter of weeks and tell you how I would do it in a
matter of minutes.”

“I call Osama a hero because he has made it difficult to operate the most destructive system the world has ever seen.”

“I can defiantly manipulate the value of the wind and the sun and I can defiantly protect you from natural disasters and possession and greed that kills so many people…... I can move you off the beaches and away from the volcanos and I can evacuate you quickly in many cases if you do live in such places that are in the way of natures fury.”

This quote is him responding to someone asking him to elaborate about his
gene pool:
“My father built the first U.S. ICBM and other spacecraft and is easily the most educated man on the planet. My mother looks alot like princess Grace of Monaco only much prettier and at age 75 can beat most people at ping pong, chineese checkers or crokete.

3 brothers: top collegiate tennis players and super high school athletes and scholars. Winners and runners up of numerous tennis tournaments and nearly unbeatable at any sport. Voted most likely to succeed and top 10 collegiate grads. Possibly the best musicians and entertainer sever.

3 sisters: Unbelievable physical beauty. Top scholars, board of directors for 7 massachusetts hospitals, secretary to the president of EMC. Boston Globe award for most valuable volleyball player in the state. Best athletes in large high school”

“I win on rule of law and have done so hundreds of times”

“I am an extremely experienced and successful efficiency expert and business mnanager the likes of which you cannot even fathom.”

“I am a higher being which is the point and the facts that I present.”

“Can I cure Cancer, absolutely and quickly and the same goes for AIDS and all other problems you create with the inefficient and destructive system that the world uses.”

There are many more but I think you now get the drift.

The comic I made about Jakes comments:
1 http://img351.imageshack.us/img351/2842/jake15vd.jpg
2 http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8382/jake26lb.jpg
3 http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/803/jake37sr.jpg
4 http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7695/jake48lr.jpg
5 http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9016/jake54dl.jpg
6 http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9015/jake61ma.jpg

Things we know about Jake99 according to what he says:
-He is a champion Golfer, and Baseball player.
-He moves faster then a bullet.
-He is an engineer and a lawyer.
---He’s spent 100’s of hours winning against the law.
-He is god but isn’t but is?!?!
-He plays Starcraft all day.
-He is the best looking, smartest, best abilities and best athlete.
-He has never lost a battle.
-Psychiatrists never found him crazy.
-He doesn’t like violence, wants world peace yet will kill people!
-He is around 50 years old.
-He says gods rules are right yet other times says they are wrong.
-He is also a volunteer to lots of countries.
-He owns or did own a food company where they produced millions of items with his name on it.
-He can cure Cancer and Aids quickly.
-He can manipulate the wind, sun and even protect us from disasters.

There are a lot more things he’s done that would seem to take lots of life times but I can’t list them
all! All this for a 50 year old? Amazing! *Cough* BS *Cough*

Here is his information he openly gave out and said he had nothing to hide:
James Bryan Murphy
23 Daniels St.
Millis Massachusetts
02054

And finally Jake99’s court case written by him. A lot of it conflicts with what he says in the forums!
http://web.nossn.com/nossn.nsf/cc2d6c02a82e4218852568f0001c8524/52f4f76d85d7faa38525699f0001fa07!OpenDocument


And for Jake99 I finally found you on the internet, you were listed next to “narceine”:

Narcissism:
Narcissism is the pattern of traits and behaviors which involve infatuation and obsession with one's self to the exclusion of others and the egotistic and ruthless pursuit of one's gratification, dominance and ambition.
On the outside, a narcissist appears to have higher than average self-esteem. Paradoxically, the narcissist's self-esteem is lower.

For the narcissist, self-worth comes from the belief that he/she is superior to his/her peers; it is not enough to be "okay" or "pretty good," the narcissist can only feel worthwhile by being the best. It is this struggle of the narcissist to convince others of his/her superiority that results in the outward appearance of high self-esteem, and the inadequacy that the narcissist feels from not being the absolute best that results in the narcissist's low self esteem.

In addition to fragile, exaggerated self-esteem, narcissists are also characterized by a lack of empathy, that is, a lack of sensitivity to the feelings of others. These traits are present in most people to some degree but severe narcissism may warrant a diagnosis of narcissistic personality disorder.

Jake99 seek help. More about Narcissism here: http://www.e-paranoids.com/n/na/narcissism.html

[Svetlana]

I don't hate Jake! I'm a big fan! Read my sig! How could you NOT like Jake?


I dnt HATE him..i think his AWSOME toooO!! lol :]

[loganosborne]

LOL hahah but im lost y u guys hating on JAKE!!
i wana kno!
I hate him because he hijacks threads all the time with his messiah talk.

[Perfectionist]

Jake just needs to get laid !! :D

[Cartesiantheater]

Assx, you forgot to mention that he has a Chariot of Fire, razor tipped arrows, wears a suit of armor, has a sharp tongue that is way more than the judicial system can handle, and is protected by an invisible bubble...

[UVsaturated]

I just got hired to resolve all the problems of one of the largest companies in the world and I start on my first facility on Monday which happens to be the worst run facility they have. It is also the most automated facility they have. So now I will repair a company that is many times the size of Wonder Bread and Hostess Cake after teams of experts failed. I can save a company or I can save the planet its the same process.

That is wonderful for you Jake, but I offered for you to assist me and not once have you said yes or no. Soon you will be back telling us how this company is now efficient and you saved them when teams of experts could not, with no supporting evidence other than your word. If everything uses the same process to fix things then it should be easy for you to offer advice on how to operate a small business smoothly, but so far I can't get a straight answer from you on if you are willing to help or not. I am going out of my way to uphold your tale or it will drop on it's face. A normal plant manager would probably hire someone else if you could not be specific enough to provide timely answers and advice that makes sense.

[Assassin X]

I can help y........... I spent many times fixing many.....hehehe.

[Jake99]

The leadership that controls this planet has no idea how to lead or resolve problems and I have a track record of 100% success in those categories. The world is at war, the environment is being destroyed, the psychiatrists offices are booked for eternity and you think I am crazy because I say I can make all those problems disappear very quickly. When will the believers wake up?

[loganosborne]

The world is at war, the environment is being destroyed, the psychiatrists offices are booked for eternity and you think I am crazy because I say I can make all those problems disappear very quickly. When will the believers wake up?
Maybe people will stop saying your crazy when you actually do something. Until you actually do something it's very unlikely people are are going to take you seriously.

[db99]

LOL hahah but im lost y u guys hating on JAKE!!
i wana kno!

I hate him because he:
a) talks the talk but con't walk the walk
b) he seems to genuinly like to patronise me
c) All he cares about is ruling this earth and no helping
d) he thinks the youth of today can be turned to good ( so all the young druggies can be reformed and graffiti lowered) :gtfo:
e) he thinks its not to late to save the earth but i dont fink no one will listen to him
f) HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE POLAR BEARS!!!!!!

SO KEEP DREAMING JAKE!!!

[dutchie]

LOL hahah but im lost y u guys hating on JAKE!!
i wana kno!
Can't you lose the SMS style posting? :ban:

[Astroboy]

Tsk... this thread hasn't merge into other thread yet!?


[f) HE DOES NOT CARE ABOUT THE POLAR BEARS!!!!!!

How true, that Jake thinks the world need improvements. But with what? I wonder if he drives a car. I'm too afraid to ask him that, any volunteer?

Oh Jakie, you've amazed me that I can't identify you're "illiness" on-line but it seem apparent that you joined as many fourms to tear up with your fanasities with them, then BAM. BANNED from them site(s).

I've woken up before I started reading you buddy, besides, from the first beginning of your sentence sounded too good to be crazy true.

Leadership: Let the country be their own leadership instead of the World leadership. NO, it wont be you at all and I'm not sleeping on this.

Pollution: Sure, everyone is at fault. That includes you. When the new becomes used, it always discarded. In proper manner of course.

Those are your primary concern with your blatant fanasites. Work on it man. Will it come...?

You have a slightest idea of how I think of you that you would prove just a bit such a visual credentials or something other than... THE-PHOTOBUCKET-SUCKET COURT PAPERS!

[db99]

Thank you astroboy at least someone cares about the polar bears!!!

[Sammy56]

Hey! I care about the polar bears!

Not that I'd ever want to meet one in a dark alley...but they still need our support and love.

[db99]

Thank you sammy i would not like to either. On a documentary i watched a man got stuck on a glacier for four days thanks to a polar bear sitting there waiting to eat him. It finally gave up and he ran for his life!

If jake wanted to change the world then he'd save the artic and all its creatures icluding th epolar bears!

[Astroboy]

I care about them. But I have to let every flesh go because, litterally, we're spiralling downward from above.

NO matter how we try to save 'em... the nature takes over for us. Don't worry just try to think if we could meet them Polar Bears on the far side.

The bits of ice "cubes" of huge chunk of ice evaporates quicker than before resulting world wide change. Don't just save only the Polar Bears, save everyone else! Because we as a factor that damaging them anyhow.

Now as I'm thinking at the moment... "If Oil hasn't come into our lifetime... none of this would cause problems nor would'nt have been here in the first place."

White fades into Black.
Darkness wins, The light dims...

[db99]

I have to agree with you and its all us humans fault that the polar bears are dying. If we did not produce lots of carbon dioxide then there icey home would not be melting!

[Skynet12]

I know- its barbaric .

[Jake99]

Only if we use the system that Jesus demanded can we fix this planet and that is what I endorse. It would save the polar bears which are probably important just as Salmon and wolves are in ways that fit together and support all of us. I do not have much time lately because I am working a new job in a challenged plant that has been out of control for a decade or more. I already have vast experience getting into the hot frying pan and not getting burned but this one has the heat turned up on high.

[grendel 13]

. I do not have much time lately because I am working a new job in a challenged plant that has been out of control for a decade or more. I already have vast experience getting into the hot frying pan and not getting burned but this one has the heat turned up on high.


has jakey poo met his match? is it true that a factory might finally break the streak of the great messiah? come on jake i thought you were the messiah, i thought fixing factories was like farting for you. if this plant has the "heat turned up," what the hell do you think it is going to be like trying to run the world, let alone fix the world? you're still the same -----, jake.

[Jake99]

I see no problem at work it just takes time and managing the world is not that hard using the system Jesus recommended. The product quality depends on the condition of the machinery and we have many challenges getting everything repaired but its going great and several decade old issues are already resolved. I have a management team that consists of the best in the business and we are all new within the last year. The company has many plants and we are ranked the worst but it wont take long to become the best and stay that way. Its a highly complicated system and the most automated bakery they own it should be fun once I get by the 12 hour days 7 days a week.

[db99]

can you really be that perfect you say you want to save the earth what do you do for it you go on your computor like the rest of us but your just contributing even more if you cared abotu saving the planet that much you would of left ages ago!!!!

[Skynet12]

Calm down, db- u forget, its' jake- u aint gonne convert him worth a 1000 quid!

[Jake99]

I do many things that will someday be looked at as miracles. I have IT and you do not which is why I have to give IT to you.

[Perfectionist]

Is that your favourite pick up line for getting girls in to bed Jakey ?? :D

[midnight21]

Ugh. Not him again. Someone should really write an encyclopedia dramatica article about him for the lulz!