Cartisian Theatre

[Demonskates]

Cartisian,Go check out the "Birds die off-thousands dead"thread in armageddon and disasters.I await your surrender.It is your only hope of avoiding sure death!Renounce your alligiance to the golden eagle!Bow to the evil hampster of all! :crazy:

[Cartesiantheater]

Cartisian,Go check out the "Birds die off-thousands dead"thread in armageddon and disasters.I await your surrender.It is your only hope of avoiding sure death!Renounce your alligiance to the golden eagle!Bow to the evil hampster of all! :crazy:
I'm telling you, where I live it's spelled theat ER....

very well, hamster of doom...

EDIT-link.... (http://www.armageddononline.org/forums/showthread.php?p=134740#post134740)

Get thee behind me hamster!

[Cartesiantheater]

An explanation...from the chat...

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<Guest_180> why is bush building up forces in the middle east?
<CT> because he wants to play Hungry hungry hippos...
<CT> jk
<Demonskates> um,cuz thar be weapons of nmass destruction in them thar hills,lol.
<CT> obviously, it's because he wants all the oil
<Guest_180> he warned of more deaths
<CT> so he can cover up for the 911 conspiracy
<Guest_180> yeah
<Guest_180> i know
<CT> since we all know that bush knocked down the towers
<Guest_180> hey fold a twenty dollaer bill
<CT> since the scientific evidence is so solid and irifutable...
<Guest_180> like a airplane
<Demonskates> with his huge pectoral muscles
<CT> lol
<Guest_180> the twin towers are burning
<Guest_180> on one side
<CT> actually, the twin towers were predicted in the Bible...
<Guest_180> and the pentagon on the other
<CT> the two horns on the head of the beast...
<Demonskates> yeah,thats about how it went down.
<CT> plus, we all know that the moon landing was fake as well
<CT> as is the aids virus...
<CT> they are money making schemes
<Guest_180> plus remember bush said new world order
<Demonskates> yeah,that was shot in my bedroom by my parents making a snuff video,er..........scratch that.
<Guest_180> well its on the one dollar bill!!!!!!
<CT> yeah; instead of using the militaries might to take money from the citizens, they have to stage elaborate hoxes...
<CT> to tax them...
<CT> you heard it demon... the ONE dollar bill!
<Guest_180> bush is evil
<CT> oh yeah
<CT> no doubt about that one
<CT> or in the least, he's a collosal idiot...
<Demonskates> i wont debate that,he is evil.
<Guest_180> him and his father were in skull and bones
<Demonskates> yes.
<Guest_180> you know what that is
<CT> remember, he beleives that the univers is 6000 years old...
<Guest_180> demon people
<CT> yeah, they're the illuminati
<Demonskates> oh christ,creationist b.s.
<CT> didn't you know the Illuminati is watching us?
<CT> we should be careful...
<CT> seriously...
<Guest_180> yeah
<Demonskates> hEY,EASY WITH THE DEMON STUFF,WERE SENSITIVE.
<CT> sorry, demon...
<CT> wait... it wasn't me :d
<CT> :D
<Demonskates> :P
<Guest_180> skull and bones is our president
<Demonskates> who is this?
<CT> no but seriously.. they can see what you're typing... right through your screen
<CT> not only that, the satilites are equiped
<CT> with technology to see right through your roof
<CT> into the room you're sitting int
<Guest_180> they can see right though your house
<CT> no joke
<Demonskates> yes,Kathaksung has warned us about the microwave satalites that can snuff you just like that.
<Guest_180> i believe you
<CT> in fact, with remote viewing
<Guest_180> 100
<CT> didn't you know about the psycic program?
<CT> in the military
<CT> ?
<Demonskates> and your palms if they arent too hairy.
<Guest_180> bush is trying to kill all american forces
<CT> in fact, I've heard that they can even INFLUENCE your THOUGHTS
<CT> !
<Guest_180> ok
<Demonskates> good greif if he wanted to do that he could have them sleep with hillary.
<CT> I'm not kidding
<Guest_180> ok my thoughts
<Guest_180> hahahaha
<Demonskates> i thought thats what chem trails were for?!
<CT> why the hell do you think that the pres of iran is suddenly willing to help bush with iraq? (continued...)

[Cartesiantheater]

<Guest_180> cause its a set up
<CT> bush is CONTROLLING him...
<CT> no... iran is IN ON IT!
<Demonskates> because its just a smart move on their part,but it could be mind control.
<Guest_180> maybe
<CT> Don't tell me they've fooled you too!
<Demonskates> LOL>
<CT> jeez people... WAKE UP
<Guest_180> lol
<CT> what are you laughing at? I'm serious!
<CT> this is a BIG DEAL
<Guest_180> are you related to bush
<CT> even Israel is in on it
<CT> HELL NO!
<CT> I HATE bush
<Guest_180> me too
<CT> he took down the towers!
<Demonskates> Mna,we cant do anything about it anyway,so im just gonna enjoy the ride bro.
<Guest_180> he is the anti god
<CT> he is part of the Illuminati
<CT> the ones who covered up Roswell and area 51
<CT> didn't you know?
<Demonskates> So am I but whos counting.
<Guest_180> yeah him and kerry too
<CT> this goes much deeper than I think you appreciate
<Guest_180> and the next pres
<CT> the only country not in on it is Canada...
<Guest_180> America is doomed
<CT> that's why they are staying so silent...
<CT> however
<CT> I've heard a theory that the Queen may have some control over a few people in Canada too
<Guest_180> ohh
<Guest_180> canada is quite
<Guest_180> they are never doing anything
<CT> so really, the only people you can trust are Steven Jones and Alex Jones...at least IMHO
<Demonskates> You seriously think that Bush took down the towers CT?
<CT> since they are ATTACKING bush
<Guest_180> yes
<Guest_180> he did
<Guest_180> it is on the 20 dollar bill
<Guest_180> no terrists
<CT> yeah, demon, the 20 dollar bill!
<Guest_180> it is
<CT> the terrorists are all made up
<Demonskates> dear god,thats the proof right there,im so stupid.
<Guest_180> the money is a time table
<CT> that way the American people wouldn't rise up and stop the awsome military might of the US army with their handguns and pogo sticks
<Demonskates> look,i can make george washington,look like a magic mushroom if i fold it right,that dosent mean that there is a drug conspiracy.
<Guest_180> go look on google for yourself
<Guest_180> go on google then
<CT> the US army isn't strong enough to quell a rebellion
<Guest_180> i swear it is
<CT> so they had to convince the poeople that the terrorists did it
<Guest_180> yup ct
<CT> and it HAD to be airplanes
<Guest_180> you are right
<CT> it couldn't just be bombs knocking down the towers
<Guest_180> how did the airplanes
<CT> that wouldn't convince ANYONE
<Guest_180> fall straight down
<CT> EXACTLY
<Guest_180> i mean gosh
<CT> that's why you can only trust Steven Jones and Alex Jones
<Demonskates> i know in a near frtee fall in a vacume,very odd.
<Guest_180> buildings dont do that
<CT> NOT MIT or the scienticic comunity
<CT> because ALL OF SCIENCE IS IN ON IT TOO!
<CT> If they WEREN'T
<CT> they'd be ATTACKING BUSH!
<Demonskates> i really still dont know what to think about it,other than it sucked.
<CT> but they're NOT
<Guest_180> yup the government covered it up
<CT> so that's proof that they are in on it
<Guest_180> what else are they doing
<Guest_180> bad stuff
<Demonskates> man,im paranoid enough without worrying what the Govt. is up too.
<Guest_180> it seem like bush can do whatever
<Guest_180> and nobody does anything
<CT> .demon, check the PM would ya?
<Demonskates> k one sec.
<CT> anyway, it's OBVIOUS that it is a conspiracy
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<Guest_180> the end
<CT> there is just WAY too much evidence
<Guest_180> yup
<Guest_180> cant believe it
<CT> and it's all so strong

[Cartesiantheater]

<Guest_180> its scary
<CT> well, I'm not worried.
<Guest_180> me too
<CT> I know that the Golden Eagle will save me
<CT> (by the way, that's my religion)
<Guest_180> cause god is powerfull
<CT> sorry if you're christian
<CT> but my God is a manifistation of the Eagle
<Guest_180> whats golden eagl
<CT> it's from a Native American religion
<CT> My grandfather
<Guest_180> your god is an eagle
<CT> yes
<CT> well
<CT> no
<CT> he is like your god
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<Guest_180> an eagle is an animal
<CT> it's just that he APEARS as an eagle
<CT> he really has no shape
<CT> he is infinite
<Demonskates> thats what i was hopeing ct,lol.
<Guest_180> jesus is god
<CT> YES
<Guest_180> no eagle
<CT> Jesus is the Eagle in my religion
<Guest_180> is is real
<Guest_180> he is powerfu;
<CT> my religion is kind of a croos
<CT> cross
<CT> between christianity
<CT> and the native american religion
<CT> of my ancestors
<Guest_180> what do you think of jesus
<CT> in our religion, the Eagle came down from the sky
<Guest_180> is he god or not
<Demonskates> im purely demonic,and a tool of the illuminati.
<CT> (jesus)
<CT> and sacrificed himself for us
<Guest_180> read the bible
<CT> jesus is GOD in a way
<CT> in my religion
<Guest_180> jesus is no punk
<CT> but he manifests himself as the most gracefull animal... the Eagle
<Guest_180> there is no other god
<Demonskates> Ive read the bible,in fact,ive helped to currupt the bible for centurys.
<Guest_180> either jesus or lies
<CT> yes, we DO beleive in Jesus
<CT> it's just that we believe he came as an EAGLE
<Guest_180> jesus or satan
<Guest_180> no body else freind
<CT> no satan was the fallen hampster...
<Guest_180> a bird
<CT> who lives in the ground
<Guest_180> no he came as a man
<CT> he was once an eagle as well
<CT> but he rebelled
<Guest_180> he did miracles
<Demonskates> I beleive we did our greatest service to our lord below when we made sure pontius pilot sealed his fate by washing his hands of him.
<Guest_180> no eagle can ever do
<CT> and God turned him into a hamster, so he would have to cral in the ground
<CT> the Eagle IS jesus
<CT> what of that do you not understand?
<Guest_180> he will destroy all evil
<CT> yes he will!
<Guest_180> and you can not stop him
<Guest_180> nobody can
<CT> the Eagle (JESUS) will destroy satan (the Hampster)
<Guest_180> yes
<Guest_180> cool
<CT> yes, not even the illimnati
<Guest_180> nope
<CT> not even they can stop Jesus
<Demonskates> Evil is an important part of all that there is,there is no good without evil,otherwise God would not have created us.
<Guest_180> cant wait
<CT> (who appeared to my people as the sacred Eagle)
<Guest_180> it will happen
<Guest_180> the world will end
<Guest_180> like all things
<Guest_180> end
<CT> in my religion, though, Jesus wasn't crucified
<Demonskates> if we have our way.
<Guest_180> what
<CT> he was bludeoned to death on a stone
<CT> and then hung on a tree
<CT> and his blood cured us from evil
<Demonskates> Not me.
<CT> well, he WAS crucified
<Guest_180> do you believe he is alive now
<CT> onto a tree
<CT> yes
<Guest_180> cool
<CT> he arose on the third day
<CT> from the firey ashes of doom
<Demonskates> Jesus is dead.we killed him long ago.
<CT> into the sky
<CT> that's why he's the Golden Eagle
<Guest_180> you are a liar
<Guest_180> ok
<CT> deom
<Guest_180> then
<CT> demon?
<CT> yes
<Guest_180> where is he
<CT> he is lying
<Demonskates> he worm food.
<CT> where is Jesus (the Eagle?)
<CT> at the right hand of Go9d
<CT> God
<Guest_180> demon
<Demonskates> yes?
<Guest_180> go find him
<CT> the Eagle sits on the right sholder of the almighty
<CT> pirtched above the world
<Guest_180> if he is dead
<CT> where he can see all of man
<Guest_180> i guess
<Guest_180> satan is dead too
<Guest_180> right
<CT> no satan is not dead
<Guest_180> i know
<CT> he is the Hampster from below
<CT> waiting
<Demonskates> i know where he is.he was thrown into the dump at Gehena when he was pulled from the cross,where all the othewr dead things were thrown.
<Guest_180> the end is near
<CT> to crawl into the carcases of the unsavexd
<Guest_180> god
<Guest_180> is about to return
<CT> satan tries to stop the Eagle
<Guest_180> jesus
<CT> but since he can no longer fly
<Demonskates> I wont hold my breath.
<CT> he is powerless
<CT> he can only get you
<CT> if you wallow in the evil

[Cartesiantheater]

<CT> below
<Guest_180> you will stand and bow to him
<CT> not to satan
<Demonskates> i bow to nothing.
<Guest_180> everyone ever made will
<CT> but to the Golden Eagle, yes
<Guest_180> we will see
<CT> All will bow before the Golden Eagle (Jesus)
<Guest_180> you will have no choice
<CT> and every tounge shall confess that he is lord
<CT> it is written
<Guest_180> your god is satan or jesus
<Demonskates> except for me,because i have chosen seperation from god,and damnation.
<CT> my God is JESUS
<CT> the Golden Eagle from on High!
<Guest_180> why
<Guest_180> why hell and satan
<Guest_180> forever
<CT> yeah, why demon?
<Guest_180> no escape
<CT> why have you chosen that lowly hampster?
<Guest_180> you think it will be fun
<Guest_180> in hell
<CT> when you can choose the mighty Golden Eagle?
<Demonskates> Because when we were cast out,it was because of gods new creation,human beings.he gave you the freedom of choice,which we were not allowed,so we left heavan.you took what is rightfully ours.
<Guest_180> sure alot of people will br there
<Guest_180> but its bad
<CT> no... that's not how it happened
<Guest_180> worm will never die
<CT> first, MAN was made
<Guest_180> ever
<CT> and then, because man was lonely
<CT> god made the demons
<CT> who were origionaly angles
<CT> to keep him company
<CT> but they rebelled
<CT> and so god made woman
<Demonskates> hell is just like earth,mortal.its just as far from god as you can be,no flames,no torture,just abcence of god.
<CT> havtn' you read the scrolls?
<Guest_180> no
<Guest_180> you are wrong
<CT> the DEMONS rebelled
<Guest_180> what did jesus say
<CT> and were made AFTER man
<Demonskates> Are you going to argue with a demon?
<CT> you are WRONG demon
<Guest_180> jesus came to save
<Demonskates> i would know morew about hell than your feeble human mind can comprehend.
<Guest_180> not destroy
<CT> yes, the Golden Eagle decended from on high to save
<Guest_180> jesus is your father
<Guest_180> he made you
<Guest_180> not satan
<Guest_180> he hates you
<CT> no, Jesus made Satan too
<CT> but at first he was also an Eagle
<CT> in regal majesty
<CT> but he wanted to be god
<Demonskates> and we hate God,its a mutual understanding.
<Guest_180> jesus talked about hell
<Guest_180> he made it
<CT> and because of that
<Guest_180> go read what he said
<CT> god turned him into a hampster
<CT> where he would wallow in the filth of the earth
<Guest_180> their IS FIRE
<Guest_180> AND THE WORM NEVER DIES
<CT> yes, the flames of jealousy... as described in the scrolls
<Demonskates> fools,dont you understand,that WE wrote the bible,WE$ corrupted the church,We took the true chapters,and changed the true word of god to decieve you all?!
<CT> and the sparkle of unwanted lust
<CT> no you didn't
<CT> every time I smoke my sacremental peyote, I SEE the Golden Eagle
<CT> and he PERSONALLY told me who wrote the scrolls
<Guest_180> the holy spirit wrote it
<Guest_180> you guys are cracy i am out
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<CT> BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<CT> OMG!
<Demonskates> LOL>!
<CT> WHAT A MORON!
<Demonskates> too fun.
<CT> BUAHAHAHAHA
<CT> the HAMPSTER?
<CT> the GOLDEN EAGLe!
<CT> BUAHAHAHAHA
<Demonskates> oh man that was great,right before christmas too,lol.
<CT> and you... the DEMON
<CT> BUAHAHAHAHA
<CT> too bad Sammy left!
<CT> she would've loved that!
<Demonskates> i know,man what a rube!
<CT> man
<CT> I was planning on telling him I was making fun of him
<CT> but he left so quickly
<Demonskates> hes prolly dunking his eyes in holy water after all that blasphemy.lol.
<CT> yeah
<CT> hehehe
<CT> is there a way to copy this thing?>
<Demonskates> i wish i knew how,that deserves its own spot on the forum.
<CT> I think I'll try
<Demonskates> "The eagle has landed"


BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! DON'T YOU SEE??? WE MOCK THESE PEOPLE AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK IN THAT CHAT!!!!! HOW COULD YOU NOT WANT TO DO THAT?????!!!!!!!!!



<in zombie voice...> ...jooooiiiiinnn uuuuussssssss............

[Demonskates]

Chat is so fun!I wonder who guest 180 was?LOL,man that was funny shit.At least folks know what we've been going on about now,lol.
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