The nut job.....

[TC]

After seeing what humanity can drop down on AO the last few days, it gets interesting watching the different reactions when the latest new member tells you they've just returned from the moon, you get the sarcasm right off, then the curious, sometimes even a serious reply as to how he or she got there, but for the most part we gleefully leap into the fray to politely or impolitely point out this persons dubious claims, something like a bar fight with text, and usually ending up with some older members questioning each others sexual orientations or mental capacity, meanwhile leaving the original post long forgotten.

Maybe we get somewhat jaded with all our speculations as to why the world is doomed and have grown a little weary of all the conspiracy theories and bearded prophetic stories that will shortly befall us. To some extent the nut job breaks the mundane routine of reading ( or not) the never ending cut and paste scenarios as to why George Bush is the anti Christ.

We are after all rather bored with all this expectation, getting out of bed each day to go to work, half hoping a volcano will erupt in the employee's parking lot, or at least a mushroom cloud on the horizon to liven up the day, but alas, it's the usual coffee and donut that becomes the days high point, and in the end we find ourselves looking for a PC to appease our restless souls with the hope of someone claiming to have Godzilla as a house pet.

[Assassin X]

Um....Godzilla is my housepet. :nibble:

[Perfectionist]

I kinda agree with ya Shorty ..... but isn't that illegal ?? :D

For the most part ..... mainstream society would consider the whole AO community as nut-jobs ..... Long Live The Nutters !! :headbang: (well until Armageddon!)

[Sammy56]

For once, I actually agree with Perfectionist. All of us on AO could be considered crazy to at least some degree.


for the most part we gleefully leap into the fray to politely or impolitely point out this persons dubious claims, something like a bar fight with text, and usually ending up with some older members questioning each others sexual orientations or mental capacity, meanwhile leaving the original post long forgotten. While this may be partially true, it isn't a fact for all threads. There is a lot of great debates taking place one this site. Yes, some threads do degrade into nothing more than insults about sexual orientation and mental capacities, you if notice, it's usually the same people that do this over and over. Most of us are on here because we enjoy talking about the subject matter.

[TC]

For once, I actually agree with Perfectionist. All of us on AO could be considered crazy to at least some degree.

While this may be partially true, it isn't a fact for all threads. There is a lot of great debates taking place one this site. Yes, some threads do degrade into nothing more than insults about sexual orientation and mental capacities, you if notice, it's usually the same people that do this over and over. Most of us are on here because we enjoy talking about the subject matter.


Well I had written this with a bit of humor towards what can happen with a new poster with a somewhat extreme view point, of course all the threads don't end with a bar fight, and its not many who degrade it to the low levels either, but sometimes its fun to put a little satire behind what we do.

[uki]

...but sometimes its fun to put a little satire behind what we do.of course. posting is an art-form... comic relief is a highly prized form of stress relief; laughter is afterall the best medicine.

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

of course. posting is an art-form... comic relief is a highly prized form of stress relief; laughter is afterall the best medicine.
Yeah! Aaahaha haahaaa hahahaha... HEY! My goiter just shrunk!

[uki]

Yeah! Aaahaha haahaaa hahahaha... HEY! My goiter just shrunk!lol. what is a goiter? coming from you i assumed it was funny, but i hope you don't prove me wrong.

[grendel 13]

lol. what is a goiter? coming from you i assumed it was funny, but i hope you don't prove me wrong.

it's what you get when you don't get enough iodine, it's an enormous growth on your thyroid or something. i just know it will make a huge swollen ball on your neck, kinda like some deformed turkey neck kinda thingy.

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

Here are some pictures of goiters ( hope you've eaten already ):

http://www.ei.educ.ab.ca/sch/fhs/biology/goiter.jpg http://banglapedia.search.com.bd/Images/G_0146A.JPG
http://www.backwashzine.com/goiter_gal.jpg

[Stabby Joe]

You'd think those women would of noticed something by now hmm? :alcoholic

[uki]

Here are some pictures of goiters ( hope you've eaten already ):

http://www.ei.educ.ab.ca/sch/fhs/biology/goiter.jpg http://banglapedia.search.com.bd/Images/G_0146A.JPG
http://www.backwashzine.com/goiter_gal.jpg

i was just thinking that in a sense it's like having emergency rations; provided you have someone handy with a knife like a sushi chef or a surgeon... anyhow it could be removed at a later date when food becomes scarce... WAA-LAA!! instant goiter burgers or goiter fillet du jour... you could always empty your rice-filled juggle balls and have your goiter with a side.

[Perfectionist]

Its like they have tits growing on their necks ......

[Havoc Angel]

Nah, uki, don't you prefer your meat coming from a healthy specimen, too? I mean if the cattle has goiters you can assume bad nourishment and that means a bland to disgusting taste of the meat you get out of it.
I mean having such specimen around indicates livestock husbandry inappropriate to the species and I am against animal cruelty in the meat industry.:po:

[uki]

Its like they have tits growing on their necks ......imagine if they had like a mole growing right in the middle? or how about a big whitehead pimple... might resemble an milk dripping breast.

[Smoke]

imagine if they had like a mole growing right in the middle? or how about a big whitehead pimple... might resemble an milk dripping breast.

BUAHAHAHAHAH !!!


uki... lol i dunno man.. you seem to crack me up best lol that whole dildo thing with no batteries had tears in my eyes

and btw shortround this and an awome post :2thumbs:

[TheAvatar]

Couldn't agree with you more SR....lots of threads go off on a tangint, completely loosing site of the original post. Maybe they need a thread just for the fighters among us.

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

I think this thread should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque...

[TC]

I think this thread should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque...

Why thank you William...... if it had a hamster in it I would have won your approval.

[TC]

btw....HAPPY BIRTHDAY Bill..... ( real off topic shit here)

[B.NyeTheUruk-Hai]

Why thank you William...... if it had a hamster in it I would have won your approval.
That's it! There are HAMSTERS growing in their necks!

[TC]

And the plot thickens...................evil hamster implants that takeover their hosts.

[uki]

That's it! There are HAMSTERS growing in their necks!i suppose that would be better than having them crawl around in your poop chute.:yikes:

[Sammy56]

I think we can officially say that this thread has gone off on a tangent....

[jeffweeder]

i suppose that would be better than having them crawl around in your poop chute.

The lumps arent as big uki-thank God,but i got em---marbles are big enough--ah, jeffweeder has risen from the chair..............

[Perfectionist]

i suppose that would be better than having them crawl around in your poop chute.:yikes:You sound like you are talking from (painful) experience ..... ?? :D

[uki]

You sound like you are talking from (painful) experience ..... ?? :Dwhy does a hamster clawing it's way out of your ass to freedom sound painful?

[TC]

I think we can officially say that this thread has gone off on a tangent....


Well 6 posts out of 24....thats about parr. LoL......

[Cartesiantheater]

why does a hamster clawing it's way out of your ass to freedom sound painful?

well, uki, if that's what you're into...I suppose you get used to the pain...:bondage:

[Perfectionist]

why does a hamster clawing it's way out of your ass to freedom sound painful?Well why don't you just take a shit and help the poor creature out ??

Anyway, I'm wondering how the hamster got in your ass in the first place !!

[uki]

Well why don't you just take a shit and help the poor creature out ??

Anyway, I'm wondering how the hamster got in your ass in the first place !!literallyaking, i haven't had the experience of a hamster clawing out of my ass... but i did swallow a pretty big junebug alive and it tried to scratch and climb its way out of my esophagus all the way until it dropped into my stomach; so i imagine that you could somehow compare the two.

[Cartesiantheater]

literallyaking, i haven't had the experience of a hamster clawing out of my ass... but i did swallow a pretty big junebug alive and it tried to scratch and climb its way out of my esophagus all the way until it dropped into my stomach; so i imagine that you could somehow compare the two.

Why in the hell would you do such a thing uki? The poor little guy, just scratching for life, fighting the fruitless battle against inevitability...all the while being slowly crushed by your throat and melted in stomache acid... can you see him struggle, uki?... always struggling...
:bondage:
btw, how did it taste?

[UVsaturated]

btw, how did it taste?

It probably tasted like chicken......just like everything else don't you think?