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LAKE BUENA VISTA – Walt Disney World’s new controversial exhibit called “Up Your Ass” opened Thursday in spite of protests from conservative groups who believe the exhibit is a departure from the family friendly rides and exhibits they are famous for. Disney spokesman Al Hardon said that Disney hasn’t had any educational or informational exhibits in a long time. He defended the title of the ride as recommended by Disney’s 95% homosexual staff. Disney consulted proctologists for the ride and some experts say that the smell and texture is very accurate. Disney will be focusing more exhibits and rides on educational themes in the coming years. Hardon went on to say a new attraction; Felatio Land opens next summer, replacing Frontier Land.

I had this idea and wanted to know what some of you thought about it. I have always been intrigued in certain crafts, or trades linked to how early settlers used to do things. One of my interests is soap making, although I admit that I haven't gone so far yet as to get into it to make my own, but the recipe is quite simple. Anyway, a lye is used and combined with fats to create soap. One source of lye is to strain ashes, like those you would find after a campfire. This got me thinking, and yes, the Nazi's tried it using bodily human fats during the final solution, but it was too cost prohibitive so I have heard; but do you think people would buy soap made from extracting potash lye from their loved ones ashes. I think it is a good marketing idea to take an urn full of ashes and create lye to make soap tailored with oils and fragrance that remind those "left behind" of the departed ones. I know it sounds silly as hell, but if people will buy a casket painted with the band Kiss on it, they...

I've been puzzled for over a year about this. At first I thought it was a building, then a alien ship (hehehe) then I found at google maps you can zoom in even closed and seen it was some water pool, hole......thing. But why is there white around it? Why only around two sides? Why is it triangle? Why is it in the middle of nowhere? Why is it so massive? Why have it when there is a ocean right next to it? WHY!?!?!?!? WHAT?!?!?!? lol. Its driving me nuts because I can't find anything about it! The most I get is I thinks its called the ""Mina triangular". And with that when I search I get about 10 results in spanish! Here it is: http://maps.google.com/maps?q=http://bbs.keyhole.com/ubb/download.php?Number=483522&t=k&om=1

been watching alot horror flicks lately, where in the hell does this concept of a virus spread by bites from undead zombies whom hunger for human flesh come from? And where does the virus come from? Like, Dawn of the Dead, never heard a word, it all jus happened. Where did George Romero get his ideas? So what happens after everyone is a zombie on the earth?

It was the headline to this that got my attention... "Jackson Wants Giant Robot of Himself to Roam Vegas Desert and Fire 'Laser Beams'." Not sure if I believe this is for real, though... http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594

A friend bought a copy of Windows Vista Ultimate at the weekend, only to discover you need a DVD drive to install it (stupid bugger.) I said I would put it on my PC (as an ISO) and install it through a network when I get back home. Ia m going to extract Windows Vista DVD into an ISO file and hopefully install the system on his computer using a crossover network cable. The thing is, I'm stuck at the beginning. I know how to extract the DVD, but I've not a clue as how I'm supposed to send the image accross as a network install. The computers at work did this for XP, but I wasn't there to see it go on. They set up all the computers to install XP from a main network computer (domain.) If anyone has any idea how to do this, please let me know. I return to England next week (Thursday,) and he's expecting me to be ready to set it up. Thanks a lot.

Tax returns... yeah... gotta love it... But get this! My first year as a student, and it turns out that student loans are deductible... and guess what? I'm getting more than TWICE the money I've EVER gotten before... not only that, when I pay the loans back, the INTEREST is tax deductible... who'd of thought? Maybe the country's not too far gone to save... How are YOUR tax adventures going? Just thought I'd needlessly take up bandwidth to celebrate, since I'm getting over a grand back (which is a lot considering I'm dirt poor- and I've never gotten more than a few hundred... :D ) -of course, let us not forget that the government is legally robbing us anyway... but still :wink:

Happy birthday MP, ..... after 40 it just becomes a series of embarrassing numbers....lol Hope this day finds you well!!

Is your avatar from the movie Freaks?

I had no idea this image of "BOB" was actually a real guy. Or that he had a whole dang church built around him! I always thought it was just some cool 50's art. I've seen a 1000 t-shirts with this guy on it with the caption "Marijuana. Hey! At least it's not Crack!" Hahaha, man thats funny stuff.

For the Dutch speaking members and others who would like to take a look: www.vanbeukenstein.nl Click the "demo's" link to listen to some recordings we recently made. I'm very proud of this band in which I play keyboards. All AO members are invited to a gig we will do on march 24 at "Het Kasteel" (The Castle) in Alphen aan den Rijn, the Netherlands. If you would like to comment on the demo recordings, please post here!

I thought about creating a "game" or hoax if you will for the purpose of studying the level of peoples abilities to believe in a lie or prove or disprove an event or theory. The only good reasons I can come up with to do this is entertainment and eductation of human nature. I thought about posting this in the games section, but seeing that it was mainly for text based games, I thought it would be better to discuss it here instead. What I am proposing is creating an ultra-believeable web site about a conspiracy that is so well done and seemless than most people would believe in it. There would be no rules on the evidence we provide. It can all be BS, so long as everything there can be verified and connected in certain ways as being true so that on the surface it looks unbelieveable but after digging into the content, one is led to believe it is all legitimate. What I was thinking is to create it as a game and promote it to other conspiracy related forums and see what happens as a group project. ...

Happy birthday! many more to ya bud....

My grandfather on my mother's side of the family is Chinese...my girfriend is Japanese...My granfather for some reason does not like Japanese people, even someone that I care about a lot. My family and her family approve of us being together...She is the only girl that doesn't judge me because of the way I look and understands the silence within me...Still my grandfather hates the Japanese... My only question here is why do the Chinese hate the Japanese?! I've discussed this with my grandfather various times and just insults her for no reason at all...He has never given me a logical explanation for hating the Japanese, only saying that he wants nothing to do with her or her family or anyone else that is Japanese...

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. 2. You know stuff about cars. 3. A five day vacation only requires one suitcase. 4. Monday Night Football. 5. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter. 6. Old friends don't give you crap if you have lost or gained weight. 7. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. 8. All your orgasms are real. 9. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex. 10. Guys in hockey masks don't attack you.

I'm back from a long-awaited absence. I'm sorry that I've been offline for so long, that I missed you all a lot. I've noticed the forum software has been updated. And the Reputation thing has been put up Hope I'll see you every night

This is something that you can all participate in...Post anything in an attempt to get me to reply. You can lie to me to enrage or confuse myself...try to have a conversation about what I like to do...you can try to guess why I'm doing this...you can question my logic...you can insult me:sick: ...and anything else you can think of.:deal: :shy: DO NOT try to figure more about my personal life other than what is on my profile please... I'm doing this beacuse I will be in Japan for a short while to see my gf Iakka...I just want to know what might happen...:naughtyy: Read in 3 days...

Imagine you cant survive ww3, how would you want to die? Nuclear blast? Nuclear poison? Earth quake? disease? anything... Personally i would like a "thingelet" or a black hole colliding with earth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CckTE2x_yJA Thats a vid of my fathers steam car he built. Based on a Stanley Automobile of 1902. Just thought it be a nice lil thing 4 those who r bored stiff.:yes: (Im BN-MMVII) Id advice u to have your speakers on as it adds to the effect and hilarity of it not working half way thru!