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PREFACE We have discovered the significance of 2013, we will also discover what great signs await us this year, the year is still young. May 21, 2013 - Lesser Awaking (Give me a Speaker Phone) June 16, 2013 - Greater Awakening (Give me a Rosary)

PREFACE Every Nostradamus Lost Plate surrounds a very narrow period of time namely the events surrounding the "Galactic Alignment, leading to the Cosmic Shift and its Completion". I will be speaking with the full degree of trust for all nations, and specifically those of you facing ascension. To bring some of you up to speed, and I am only including a link, http://lostbookofnostradamus.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/ssh-plate_68-web.jpg, Nostradamus Lost Plate 68 captures the essence of when the Cosmic Shift Begins, that is relative to the Galactic Alignment, at the appearance of a Comet with a long tail like a sword that shoots up in the sky, we know exactly when the Cosmic Shift will begin, at Comet ISON's long tail appearance. If we can know this, as a case in point fact, then we can know the following details: this brings us to our following discussion below. Peter The Roman's Awakening (Lost Plate 77 on top, Lost Plate 76 on bottom) We are given a full argument of when "Peter the Roman" will...

Ok, Ash Wednesday, Catholics can't eat meat. Yet a friend of mine who is Catholic, upon saying this, ordered all you can eat fish. Blew my mind. Got in to a violent argument over it. She claimed I was questioning her faith. I told her she was a fucking idiot for thinking fish isn't a meat. It isn't a fruit or Veggie, or Dairy, or Grain. It is a fucking meat. So AO Poll time.

Forgive me. Not for passing gas, as ladies don't do that unless they are in a restroom out of earshot from others. Forgive me for posting a tasteless story, but on the other hand, maybe it's high time something was done about overly farty people in the workplace? Basically, Smoking Gun has the story of a federal employee (don't think they go into what branch) who has been officially reprimanded, and thus might be in danger of losing his job if he doesn't deal with his issue, because he farts constantly in the workplace. The charges against him are listed with a date and time. After several talks with supervisors about the problem and all, :Llol:

I've recently invested in a new clutch and I want it to last as long as possible. Is this to suggest you do not want to ease the clutch when shifting gears in order to avoid the lurch if you don't? Really? It seems like it ought to be opposite. When it comes to the happy, well-lived life of a clutch, is it better to lurch than to ease?

PREFACE This will ultimately be a different kind of study of more exotic and fictional sci-fi novels, and there is a greater degree of time I estimate before the arguments can really be represented. Not sure how much of the roughly 350 novels I will attempt to read or go through but this is just a footnote for this discussion, I will probably edit gradually and some time from now. Moving forward towards the translation of mankind and the ascension into the new universe, we have the anticipation of Comet ISON, a marker for the promise of the law of NEWLIFE. The universe has been very generous in providing us signs, that correspond to our proximity to the end. The "Lady of Fatima 'Cloud Angel' over Florida", now recently the eruption of "Mount Etna", not to mention the fact that. I've recently been back on board the mothership of the aliens, who have been diligently observing and receiving the law of NEWLIFE I designed with the intention of administering the promise. It is designed to furnish the...

Can anybody help me here? I'm writing an article for a meat cutter and they have a mobile "kill truck", as he refers to it, which will go to local farms and what-have-you, like a mobile slaughter house. I am trying to think of another word for "kill truck" so I don't have to say it like 5 times in the article. Anybody know if there is another name for them, or for this service? Googling hasn't helped me so far. Or maybe "kill truck" is okay, I really don't know if that is just slaughterhouse/meat processing speak that is perfectly acceptable and understandable to use (because facts are facts) or if I should try to make it more... palatable for readers who might not dig that sort of thing. he's a good guy making an honest living, also a rodeo guy, not one to mince words... so maybe I ought to just let it be like he speaks it. I was thinking, though, for quoting him directly it would be "kill truck" but if I refer to it later, I could refer to it as something less... kill-y sounding? :monkey:

PREFACE I talked a little about the extra year that the Aztec/Mayan Calendar describes in the thread titled Channelers Review Corner 12212012 and After previously. This time we will discuss the proof that the Aztecs were aware of this extra year, and designed their activities around this extra year literally. There is also an ongoing "Prime Number" relationship that extends through the Mayan Calendar, and the period surrounding the Cosmic Shift. (http://www.pauahtun.org/cgi-bin/mayagreg.py use GMT Coefficient 584283 you can check the values below, the 12th Baktun ended on 12/21/2012) Baktun 0 - 8/11/3113mo B.C. to 11/12/2719we B.C. 144,002 Days (394.5 yrs) Baktun 1 - 11/13/2719th B.C. to 2/15/2324sa B.C. 144,004 Days (394.5 yrs) Baktun 2 - 2/16/2324su B.C. to 5/20/1930tu B.C. 144,002 Days (394.5 yrs) Baktun 3 - 5/21/1930we B.C. to 8/22/1536fr B.C. 144,003 Days (394.5 yrs)