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Mar 25th, 2007 11:07 AM #1Radioactive Serious Member
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Strange Visions I had Today..please note..!
Ok i havent slept for like 26 hours or more ... !
But this morning i had a clear vision like a film ..!
But before i go on please take a look at this link after you read this thread.
http://www.shgresources.com/resources/missing/
Now my vision/nightmare showed ... Glass cases containning childrens body parts - i have read about reptilian stuff etc .. but please hear me out .....!
I was like part of a law bust (in the vision i was seeing it as it happenned in my minds eye) on this operation which was to distribute and sell these a-forementionned body parts, to whomever or whatever it was that was the market.
The images were in graphic detail ... and highlighted what i can only suggest as being sensory points on each part that dissected.
Three people died - two people that were the delivery side of operations were shot and one very fat bloke died under interrogation. We were extremely perturbed by what we had come across.
Upon questionning it was ascertained that there were LOTS and LOTS of victims and that THEY whoever they were - were large in number. I had the distinct impression that the operation was NOT of a human origin and the cases containning body parts were being used an educational tool. A strange sense that i got whilst i was questionning the 'bloke' ..!
AFTER the guy died under interrogation - ahhh - a reptile like creature appeared on the scene and also the military - the reptile saw that the guy was dead looked at me .. the others in the 'shed/hut' i dont think could see the reptile like creature or chose to ignore recognition.
Anyway the reptile left the hut ... without saying a word and i followed it - Outside there were military personnel with guns but didnt shoot the reptilian creature and it disappeared.
Any ideas what this could mean or be about .. i browsed the net and started to search in regards to the numbers of mising children in the USA .. i was astonished to read the figures and statistics on the site at the above link.
There was no link to any incident anywhere i could find.
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Mar 25th, 2007 11:18 AM #2reformed cigarette smoker Contributor
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Too much Sci Fi channel I guess.LOL.

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Mar 25th, 2007 11:37 AM #3
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What kind of work are you involved in?Blessings in the name of my Lord Jesus Christ who came in the flesh and now sits at the right hand of our God on high.
A confession of faith that the modern Evangelical movement can no longer make!
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Mar 25th, 2007 3:47 PM #4Personally, always going for the logical and rational reason for things, I am willing to bet that not sleeping in 26 hours had something to do with it. Sleep deprivation can really mess you up. It's not that uncommon to have hallucinations. Or, being tired, you fell asleep for a bit and had a nightmare. I'm not saying those are the only explanations, but they are the most likely.
Originally Posted by jffff
"As far as the stars are from Earth is the distance of your wonderfulness."
"For there is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so..." ~Shakespeare
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Mar 25th, 2007 4:04 PM #5Be Afraid, Very Afraid Contributor
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I agree with Sammy I think it's lack of sleep is the most likely reason.
Originally Posted by jffff
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Mar 25th, 2007 4:53 PM #6Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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Come on guys! No one wants to hear a boring rational answer!
here's what's REALLY happening:
You have been chosen by a secret organization of light,The Order of Solar Temple, (who are actually a satellite group of the Nine Unknown Men) to be a spy and fight against the reptilians. You are to sign up with the Free Masons, and infiltrate their ranks. You will then be assigned by them the task of smuggling body parts from aborted fetuses (from abortion clinics, of course). You will deliver these "goods" secretly into the White House, to members of SKull and Bones and the Rosicrucians, who use them to preform ritualistic sacrifices with young adolescent virgins. You are to watch these acts of sexual torture without flinching or commenting! IT is crucial that they do not discover that you are a spy.
You will then gain the favor of the Worshipful Master Dick Chaney, and convince him to send you on a mission to deliver a message to the Prince of Darkness. You will convince him by ritualistically murdering one of the young adolescent virgins with a wooden spoon (a necessary sacrifice).
When you are sent on your delivery mission to the UK (where the Prince of Darkness lives in the guise of the Queen), you will bring Holy Water, Garlic and a Bible. Upon reaching her, you must not touch her! Touching her will cause your soul to blacken! Get within range of her, and then sprinkle the Garlic and Holy Water into her eyes, then bludgeon her in the face with the Bible. Continue to do this until she falls to the ground. Smite her with the Bible an additional time or two, to be sure she is down. You must then run into the loo, and flush your face three times.
By doing this, you will render the Prince of Darkness' defenses useless, and he will not remember anything that happened. Go back to him (the Queen), and repeat these words
"Ego Loco Piscis Intra Mei Pyga"
At that time, The Prince of Darkness will order the immediate execution of the baby anti-Christ (unintentionally- you will brain wash him using the arcane dark arts).
After you preform the magic, you will be on your own. However, at this time you will discover a fairly large sized smallmouth bass...somewhere... on/in your...um... "person." Use this as your weapon by smiting the reptilians in the face with it. It will sting them, and should stun them. But it will not kill them. You must be quick and keep your wits about you.
I won't lie to you; you will likely be raped repeatedly and then killed by the reptilian hoard. However, you would have accomplished a deed lesser men only dreamed of- forestalling the apocalypse.
Good luck, Noble Knight of Truth!Last edited by Cartesiantheater; Mar 25th, 2007 at 11:33 PM. Reason: The Sacred Words have been altered...
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Mar 25th, 2007 6:53 PM #7Radioactive Serious Member
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Its funny you should say this ...
When you are sent on your delivery mission to the UK (where the Prince of Darkness lives in the guise of the Queen), you will bring Holy Water, Garlic and a Bible. Upon reaching her, you must not touch her! Touching her will cause your soul to blacken!....
Theres were alot people that seemed to just fall down dead when the words ... '.. it's cold...', were shouted at them and a like a black wisp of smoke exuded there head...After this yesterday i saw the queen and she was dying writhing in agony in front of me in a vision.
Im serious - this is very bizarre .... who are you ...?
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JFFFF
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Mar 25th, 2007 7:27 PM #8CT has no soul. He is some mysterious entity that most humans cannot understand.
Originally Posted by jfff
Or, he got a hold of some magic mushrooms.
"As far as the stars are from Earth is the distance of your wonderfulness."
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Mar 25th, 2007 11:22 PM #9Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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"I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
"The toilet is more than a throne. It is a sacred chamber."-Anton LaVey, High Priest of Satanism
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Mar 26th, 2007 11:24 AM #10reformed cigarette smoker Contributor
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Do dont listen to C.T.! he worships the bountious golden eagle, who was smashed upon stones for our sins. He secretly works for the evil hamster below. Sammy is one of his flock! His phaesants secretly do his bidding. He is plotting Hamstergeddon
as we speek. It was found, by our illustrious lord, bill Nye, that cartesian theatre indeed is in an all out arms race against all of the world. I myself know this because i sit at the left of the Almighty Hamster. Evil I may be, but know this! Should you succede in transporting those parts to the dark prince, it will only make her smell worse, and become more powerful. Then her and the reptilians will will team up with the worshipers of the Golden eagle, and thier flock of birds,lizards and hamsters will consume the flesh of the living! But there is treachery afoot! the Great Hamster serves no one! we shall prevail! By stopping you JJJF. All hail the Depravalicious one ! All hail the mighty hamster of the deep! For it is we who will consume the living. The reptilians have no claim to this planet! Nor the bountyous golden eagle or the ilk of its kind. All hail his naughtyness. All hail his malevolence! All hail his monsrositousness. I give you, the hamster of the abyss!
Hamster of the deep: Er(cough) ah... It has come to my attention that the dark prince, the queen of england, has a treaty with the reptiles. That really wont work.
See we run everything. Faulty condoms, microwaves that burn food no matter how low you set the power range, 51 card decks, 1000 peice puzzles with only 998 pieces, Salad dressing on your salad when you explicitly asked for it on the side, faulty can openers, straws with no bend, even though it says on the box that they indeed are bendy. But a mere fraction of our evil. a scratch on the surface as it were. We have been feverishly working on newer and more evil things to exploit.
Such as Gravity taxes, Bingo cards with numbers that never match the chosen ball,and even more tasteless hot pockets that will burn your mouth to the point of hospitolization. I know, I dont want to hear it! Yes, we are evil! Yes, your missing socks, are all here! MUahahahahahahh!!!!!!!!!!! Human kind shall know us by our works!
Mc Donalds is our world headquarters. From there we will plump up the humans, so we may feast! You shall know the hour of hamstergeddon by these signs!
Your car air fresheners will stop working! Your Sandwhich meat will become slimey after two hours in a lunch bag! The bees will begin to disapear! All stock in honey and flowers will plumet in the great stock crash of 08'! Know that I speak the truth by these signs I have given you! I have spoken!
Demonskates: There you have it ladies and gentlmen. All hail his miserableness, the hamster of the abyss! Indeed our evil is great!
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Mar 27th, 2007 11:22 PM #11reformed cigarette smoker Contributor
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I have Five New signs! No Four...........Three! I have Three new signs of the Hampstocalypse! Given to me by the Hamster of the abyss! These signs will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the end is Nigh!
Orange juice will taste awful after brushing your teeth!
The world supply of urinal cakes will be pissed away!
Your deoderant will stop working after 24 hours!
By these signs shall you know the time draws close.
All Hail His Depravaliciousness! The Hampster of the Abyss. That is all.
No really.Thats it. Listen! Thats all there is you can stop reading now. GIT!
Go ON!
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Mar 28th, 2007 10:11 AM #12One left in the chamber Global Moderator
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If I flip the toilet seat up when I piss and it falls back down in the middle of it....its going to be a bad day.....

when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature
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Mar 28th, 2007 10:48 AM #13reformed cigarette smoker Contributor
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Yes Shortround. Another one of our evil ploys! The minions of the hampster of the abyss has worked on toilet seat hinges that do not stay up. Our evil is great.
Be it known, that Our evil works with toiletries knows no bounds. Such as industrial rough texture toilet paper, that will chafe the toughest of bottoms!
Tissue boxes that run out and razorblades that are already dull.
His depravealiciousness Was the master mind behind the low urinal, which is the only urinal ever available when one needs to pee really, really bad. All hail his Malevolence! The Hamster of the deep!
He has isntructed me to give you Three.....no two! Two more signs that you might know the Hamstocalypse is at hand!
Flys wont even eat margerine!
And Your mouth wash will only last for 15 minutes!
Behold these signs! All Hail his Monstrousitousness!
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Mar 28th, 2007 1:10 PM #14One left in the chamber Global Moderator
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But I have a big white mint thats been blessed by the Pope, taken direct from the urinals of the Vatican itself........! I fear no evil.

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Mar 28th, 2007 2:30 PM #15reformed cigarette smoker Contributor
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The pope works for us! Where do you think he got that silly hat from?

You may have a vatican urinal mint blessed by him, but, we produce them. The vatican has had a long standing contrct with The Hamster of the abyss and its minnions. we also make those card board tasting wafers for communion. We are currently working on the popes new line of clothing. Called Popelicious pope wear. Yes ,you too can wear the silly hat and ornate robes of the pope! But with a new twist! Tiger striped fur lined clothing.
We also have a long line of Pleather, Naugahide, and latex Cod pieces. Our evil works are many, and the shear scope and spectrum of our medeling in human affairs is Beyond comprehension. Take for instance the offering plate at churches.
That was the Hamster of the abyss's Idea. Thats where the funding for our evil works comes from. You notice that most churches serve grape juice rather than wine. because we drank all the wine. All hail his Depravealiciousness! The hampster of the abyss!Last edited by Demonskates; Mar 28th, 2007 at 2:51 PM.

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Mar 28th, 2007 3:32 PM #16One left in the chamber Global Moderator
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We have been aware of your actions for years, we have countered your undermining tactics with eatable mints since the end of the war, you had assumed spearmint to be simple public pastime.....
and you campaign " Don't eat the big white mint" failed to stop those who seek the truth.....
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Mar 28th, 2007 6:04 PM #17reformed cigarette smoker Contributor
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SHHHH! You arent suposed to let them know that! (The truth that is!)

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