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May 12th, 2010 1:06 AM #76AO Feminazi
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This one is so true, and now I want a damn cookie, give me cookie!
Also, because it made my day
I work at the local county jail. Upon performing random cell searches I found an inmate to be in possession of the entire Twilight series of books. I was just about to laugh when the entire cell block of “hardened criminals” defended it calling it the most romantic books they’ve ever read. I hate Twilight but IMMDLast edited by GamerGal; May 12th, 2010 at 5:09 AM.
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May 12th, 2010 6:01 AM #77Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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It does no good to have a thick body if you have an angular, rat-like face, IMHO.
Originally Posted by GamerGal
That girl is a step in the right direction, but not quite there. Lips are a bit too thin, for example."I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
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May 12th, 2010 7:50 AM #78I think she looks photoshopped... Amateur opinion, just throwing it out there... Originally Posted by Cartesiantheater
"When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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May 12th, 2010 8:09 AM #79Kharma Caster Contributor
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Now this is the funniest part of the whole post. I remember GG from her ATS days...LOL Tomorrow shes gonna be a fireman and the day after that Astronaut! Originally Posted by GamerGal
Jim Crow America relegated Blacks to the back of buses. Israel wants Arabs excluded from the bus entirely.
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May 12th, 2010 1:04 PM #80AO Feminazi
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*facepalm* Originally Posted by Anarch
Its a quote from IMMD, a part of the whole demotivational and Icanhascheezburger series, dumbass. Or do they not have these websites in Canada? The igloos can't handle them or some thing?
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May 12th, 2010 1:25 PM #81Use zee quote function or italicize that paragraph so there is no question :) Originally Posted by GamerGal
"When you gaze long into the Abyss, the Abyss also gazes into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
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May 12th, 2010 1:34 PM #82AO Feminazi
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Well it was late, I was busy laughing my ass off at the stuff they had posted, how dare you think I can laugh and think at the same time! Some of them are pretty epic, like the There I Fixed It section.
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May 12th, 2010 1:58 PM #83Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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I agree. I've never met a blond who can do two things at once. Originally Posted by GamerGal
"I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
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May 12th, 2010 2:01 PM #84AO Feminazi
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I walked in to that one didn't I? Son of a bitch, and no I'm not calling your mom a bitch lol
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May 12th, 2010 2:04 PM #85Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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Originally Posted by GamerGal
Consider yourself pwnt.
"I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
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May 12th, 2010 9:25 PM #86Angel Contributor
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"DARK-SIDED! Tampering in dark-sided stuff.
Gargolyes! psychics" Margaret
Maybe you can do like the horses do and send this message to your Ex via telepathy. Fut004
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May 12th, 2010 9:43 PM #87Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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That's a bit disturbing, lol.
"I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
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May 13th, 2010 3:06 AM #88AO Feminazi
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If only I had known I didn't need a man for it!
So true
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May 19th, 2010 12:58 AM #89AO Feminazi
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Its actually a FFXII character, but still, I hate her. She's Madonna and Cher in one with out the talent.
Damn lesbian is dating Miley Cyrus but says she isn't dating her just hanging out with other girls.
And here is proof Half Life was a premonition and not a game.
Last edited by GamerGal; May 19th, 2010 at 1:15 AM.
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May 22nd, 2010 11:08 AM #90AO Feminazi
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May 22nd, 2010 4:50 PM #91Little Bird of Prey
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Why are you being so critical of a girl in a Demotivational Poster in a funny thread like this? Bizarre. Originally Posted by Cartesiantheater
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May 22nd, 2010 5:07 PM #92Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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I wasn't being very serious, lol. Originally Posted by phedrereine
"I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
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May 25th, 2010 7:26 PM #93AO Feminazi
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If you don't get it, that girl behind the cheerleaders is the lesbian dating Miley Cyrus, Justine Beiber or some spelling like that.
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May 25th, 2010 9:01 PM #94Little Bird of Prey
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^^^ROFL.
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Jun 1st, 2010 1:20 PM #95AO Feminazi
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Jun 2nd, 2010 9:12 AM #96AO Feminazi
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Jun 8th, 2010 1:40 AM #97Little Bird of Prey
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"But more wonderful than the lore of old men and the lore of books is the secret lore of ocean."
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Jun 13th, 2010 9:52 AM #98AO Feminazi
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Jun 14th, 2010 10:33 AM #99Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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Originally Posted by GamerGal
AHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!1"I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
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Jun 14th, 2010 12:55 PM #100LOOK I GOT REP!!! V
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Free Willy 4! Originally Posted by phedrereine
If only that was a BP executive in Willy's mouth!Hope Springs Eternal
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