Lighten up

[repentantsinner]

This very old, very rich jewish guy marries a young, sexy jewish girl. They get along well but he just can't satisfy her in bed. Try as they might sha cannot acchieve orgasm. They go to consult and old, learned rabbi about their problem. After consulting several ancient texts, the rabbi says, " I know, next time you make love have a good looking young jewish man in the orime of his youth stand over you and wave a towell". They try this a few tikes and no dice. She still cannot come. They go back to the rabbi. He is silent for several minutes, finally, stroking his beard he instructs that the two men should switch places. The young man will make love to the wife and the old man will wave the towell. They try it. As the young man is in the prime of his youth he starts going at it enthusiasticlly. After a time of athletic love making the young jewish wife has an ear splitting, earth shattering orgasm. At that point the okd man says.." See that you young wipper snapper...Now that's how you wave a towell!!!!"

[medicvet]

freakin hilarious

[repentantsinner]

Here's another Medicvet......3 guys were quietly drinking in a bar whena very drunk older man come in points at the guy in the middle and says."Your mother is the best sex in town" Everybody expects a fight but the guy keeps his cool. Next the drunk guy says "Thats right, i had your mother and i did what i wanted" The guy in the middle takes a deep breath to calm down but says nothing. Finally the very drunk guy says" I had sex with your mother and she loved it" At last the other guy turns to him and calmly says.........." Go home dad, you're drunk"