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  1. Feb 16th, 2008 5:12 AM #1
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    Worst Case Scenario (explicit)

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    Well ladies and gentleman, you''ve often wondered where I get some deluded ideas from. Yes, Mr. Carlin is a spring off... but this one takes the cake.

    If EVERYTHING at once was to go wrong, this is everything at once. If language offends you, get the fuck outta here. I know it's technically off topic.... but what are you gonna do? Moderate me?

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  2. Feb 16th, 2008 6:40 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalMilitia View Post
    I know it's technically off topic.... but what are you gonna do? Moderate me?
    Why not, I'll give it a shot since you asked and it is technically Entertainment lol!

    As for the video, absolutly hilarious! He did another one awhile back which was also posted here. I'll try and find it.
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    George Carlin is a fucking genius.
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    Whats amazing is no matter who you are, if you religious or not, where you come from most everyone can agree George Carlin rocks.

    I have a bunch of his routines as MP3s. Each like 45 minutes. I think I got about 12 of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by medicvet View Post
    George Carlin is a fucking genius.
    True. I watched all his HBO specials, all of them since '77.

    I could not agree more and respect him.
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  6. Feb 16th, 2008 2:46 PM #6
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    That was GREAT, he is so hilarious! Thank's.
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    George Carlin is awesome.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stabby Joe View Post
    Why not, I'll give it a shot since you asked and it is technically Entertainment lol!

    As for the video, absolutely hilarious! He did another one awhile back which was also posted here. I'll try and find it.
    I've posted stuff like it in the humor category on the main page. As for the modding, I was making sure some small changes worked ;) I was hoping everything could be moved.

    He has about 6 rants like this one, about people + nature.... I am going to organize them one day and dedicate a page to him I think. The other one you refer to is called "Save the planet". It makes total sense because as he goes on to say "We cant even take care of ourselves yet.... and we're trying to save the fucking planet!?"

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    He used to have this routine from way back in the day where he'd talk about getting the raisins out of Raisin Bran.
    He talked about pouring the Raisin Bran in a flat wide pan, then we how you'd get something flat like a piece of stiff pager to pull the bran flakes up towards the top of the pan, while allowing the raisins to roll to the bottom.
    Every now and then, he said, you'd kind of quickly, gently shift the pan from side to side to encourage more raisins to fall to the bottom.

    It was funny as hell, because back in the day most pot had plenty of seeds- even the good stuff, and that was exactly the process you'd use to get the seeds out of your pot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalMilitia View Post
    I've posted stuff like it in the humor category on the main page. As for the modding, I was making sure some small changes worked ;) I was hoping everything could be moved.
    Swish! Thats what I thought hehe!
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    I would always get a chuckle when he talked about 'stuff' and 'meatcake'.."put it back..somebody's saving it!"
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