Magic and Christianity

[proffett]

I am back from the right hand of the father after ascending and descending from his presense. It is all symbolic just like the entire Bible and the crucifixion. I acted out the same story as Jesus lived and I am back to tell about it.

AYE!! I say, the great (and beautiful) Proffettess has had a vision, a realization of sorts.

Listen as I proclaim his glory. Angels will sing songs of the Holy Patisserie God!!

Jake is the Messiah, for we have verbally crucified him time and again and yet he coninues to exist!!

All hail the King of Croisants and the lord of Lemon Meringue.

/ patronization.

Now.. who says we break out the nails and planks and try the literal interpretation??