The Next Epidemic

[JaniTorgo]

I just want create awareness about the next big epidemic that seems to be showing u just about everywhere. Its being called the Asshole Epidemic. So faras we knowIts not an airborne virrus, but spending too much time around assholes has been known to give otherwise normal people an assy attitude. If this goes unchecked, Said person could quite quickly become a full blown raging asshole. So far the world health organization has not made a statement on this yet. They may be trying to keep this hidden. For your own wellfare and safety try to limit exposure to assholes as much as you possibly can. the following are a few of the symptoms.


Extreme & repeditive sarcasm

Talking whithout having a point

Extreme negativity

And in extreme cases there may actualy be a stick protruding from The buttocks.

Try to stay away from people exhibiting these symptoms.
Good luck, god speed, dont forget to wash your hands.

[MetalMilitia]

OMG where can I get tested?

Anyone that's heard me "Talking whithout having a point" should be ashamed for never having properly diagnosed me.

[JaniTorgo]

I was diagnosed by my priest. And some guy that wanted to pass me on the way home from work.

[Reef Badlaw]

And some guy that wanted to pass me on the way home from work.

I wanted to hurry-up and get ahead of you, so I could slow-down.

[DaveyDoes]

I just want create awareness about the next big epidemic that seems to be showing u just about everywhere. Its being called the Asshole Epidemic. So faras we knowIts not an airborne virrus, but spending too much time around assholes has been known to give otherwise normal people an assy attitude. If this goes unchecked, Said person could quite quickly become a full blown raging asshole. So far the world health organization has not made a statement on this yet. They may be trying to keep this hidden. For your own wellfare and safety try to limit exposure to assholes as much as you possibly can. the following are a few of the symptoms.


Extreme & repeditive sarcasm

Talking whithout having a point

Extreme negativity

And in extreme cases there may actualy be a stick protruding from The buttocks.

Try to stay away from people exhibiting these symptoms.
Good luck, god speed, dont forget to wash your hands.

Sorry Jani, you need to recheck your sources on this illness. It's genetic. I know...I suffer from it. It has been in my family for years and often shows up as soon as we spring from the womb. There's no treatment except random blood lettings (normally in the form of a punch to the mouth). Luckily, it is a pretty common disease so, no need for support groups.

PROUD SUFFERER SINCE 1982

(edit: actually, I don't suffer at all...it's the only disease I know that when you have it others get ill)

[medicvet]

Okay ya'll totally cracked me up.

[JaniTorgo]

Sorry Jani, you need to recheck your sources on this illness. It's genetic. I know...I suffer from it. It has been in my family for years and often shows up as soon as we spring from the womb. There's no treatment except random blood lettings (normally in the form of a punch to the mouth). Luckily, it is a pretty common disease so, no need for support groups.

PROUD SUFFERER SINCE 1982

(edit: actually, I don't suffer at all...it's the only disease I know that when you have it others get ill)

Ha Ha Riight on.

[JaniTorgo]

I wanted to hurry-up and get ahead of you, so I could slow-down.

Ah Your that guy. LoL.