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  1. Feb 10th, 2010 12:17 PM #1
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    Nobody ever talks about how to survive in prison in case you have to go into one up state for some timeout away from regular society. So therefore I make this topic about it. So say you've got only five years to do... How do you manage to survive in prison with all those violent people called lifers?... How do you manage to not get your butt whooped?... What would be your M.O?
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  2. Feb 10th, 2010 12:39 PM #2
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    If I am in prison then more then likely I'd be there for life. (acts innocent)

    Sure I know I couldn't take on people hand to hand. Bubba is still a big ass son of a bitch! I'd be the guy making improvised weapons and killing any guy that wants to mess with me. I could care if it adds years since as I said more then likley I'd be there for life anyways. What are they gonna do five me more time then life? They can only sentence me to death which is what I want. lol Win/Win!

    My feeling is everyone in prision is an animal (I guess that means me too) so best to act like one and be viscous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Assassin X View Post
    If I am in prison then more then likely I'd be there for life. (acts innocent)

    Sure I know I couldn't take on people hand to hand. Bubba is still a big ass son of a bitch! I'd be the guy making improvised weapons and killing any guy that wants to mess with me. I could care if it adds years since as I said more then likley I'd be there for life anyways. What are they gonna do five me more time then life? They can only sentence me to death which is what I want. lol Win/Win!

    My feeling is everyone in prision is an animal (I guess that means me too) so best to act like one and be viscous.
    Er... you sure about that AssX?

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    vis⋅cous:


    of a glutinous nature or consistency; sticky; thick; adhesive.

    You sure you want to be sticky in prison? Cause, well, there is probably really only one way to get sticky in prison...


    Here, maybe this will help your imagination:



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    Id walk up to the biggest sucker in the joint...rip out one of his eyes bare handed, and eat it infront of everyone. i doubt anyone would want to fuck with that....

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    On a serious note!

    I have been to prison, you wouldnt be put with the lifers if you had a sentence that was say 2 years.

    They catergorise your risk, so if you are mad, you will be put with the mad men.

    I was one of the only English guys in a Welsh jail full of Welsh people who normally hate English, no problem though, nobody really hated me,bit of banter and piss taking, I soon learned I could take the piss back, made a very good friend from Swansea in Wales.
    Lucky for me I was put in a nice open cush Jail, no fences, a swimming pool, tv and pool table, working on a farm in the day time.

    There is bullies in jail, you go in with beef and attitude, you will find it, go in with a bit of respect for people, you will get respect and be protected from the bullies.

    If anyone does go to Jail, do not get into buying stuff for your privilages like tobbaco, they will see you as an easy target.

    Shit I was playing football one day I was their, I elbowed one of the biggest meanest hardest guy there in the nose whils going for a tackle, he held his nose as I was thinking (shit, poo's pants ) he taped me on the back and said no worries, phhhewww.
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