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Thread: You're The New Fish In Prison
Feb 10th, 2010 12:17 PM #1
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You're The New Fish In Prison
Nobody ever talks about how to survive in prison in case you have to go into one up state for some timeout away from regular society. So therefore I make this topic about it. So say you've got only five years to do... How do you manage to survive in prison with all those violent people called lifers?... How do you manage to not get your butt whooped?... What would be your M.O?
Feb 10th, 2010 12:39 PM #2
If I am in prison then more then likely I'd be there for life. (acts innocent)
Sure I know I couldn't take on people hand to hand. Bubba is still a big ass son of a bitch! I'd be the guy making improvised weapons and killing any guy that wants to mess with me. I could care if it adds years since as I said more then likley I'd be there for life anyways. What are they gonna do five me more time then life? They can only sentence me to death which is what I want. lol Win/Win!
My feeling is everyone in prision is an animal (I guess that means me too) so best to act like one and be viscous.AO is about one thing. Going around in loops. No one cares to learn, they only care to live inside their boxes and ignore the truth!
Feb 10th, 2010 1:37 PM #3
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Just try not to bend over in the community shower...!
Feb 10th, 2010 3:39 PM #4
"I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
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Feb 10th, 2010 4:03 PM #5
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Id walk up to the biggest sucker in the joint...rip out one of his eyes bare handed, and eat it infront of everyone. i doubt anyone would want to fuck with that....
Death is a boring dreary affair. I highly discourage it.
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Feb 10th, 2010 4:29 PM #6
On a serious note!
I have been to prison, you wouldnt be put with the lifers if you had a sentence that was say 2 years.
They catergorise your risk, so if you are mad, you will be put with the mad men.
I was one of the only English guys in a Welsh jail full of Welsh people who normally hate English, no problem though, nobody really hated me,bit of banter and piss taking, I soon learned I could take the piss back, made a very good friend from Swansea in Wales.
Lucky for me I was put in a nice open cush Jail, no fences, a swimming pool, tv and pool table, working on a farm in the day time.
There is bullies in jail, you go in with beef and attitude, you will find it, go in with a bit of respect for people, you will get respect and be protected from the bullies.
If anyone does go to Jail, do not get into buying stuff for your privilages like tobbaco, they will see you as an easy target.
Shit I was playing football one day I was their, I elbowed one of the biggest meanest hardest guy there in the nose whils going for a tackle, he held his nose as I was thinking (shit, poo's pants ) he taped me on the back and said no worries, phhhewww.When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. Jimi Hendrix.
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