lalalalalalalalala

***Blu-ray*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 4:32 PM

I'm a little tea pot
short and stout
here is my handle
here is my spout

***iulian28ti*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 4:34 PM

LOL, too bad i can't rep you

***MaximumPain*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 4:43 PM

Now sing it to a driving punk riff with a screaming voice!

***Blu-ray*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 4:58 PM

Im a little tea pot uhuhuhuh
shoooooort and stout uhuuuuhhhhuu
here
is
my handle
here
is
my spout oi!!!!

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 5:13 PM

Hey! I like it!
I'm a little piss-pot......

***MaximumPain*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 5:46 PM

Mary had a little Fucking lamb Yeahhhhhhhhhhh
Its fucking fleece was black as fucking coal yeahhhh
And every were that little bitch would go
that fucking lamb was sure to fucking show uhhh

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 5:52 PM

HAHA! Don't forget the old c*nt that lived in a shoe!
Or old McDonald f*cked a goat! E-OI E-OI OI!

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 5:57 PM

Or 1, 2 come suck on my shoe!

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 6:17 PM

Now we just need some muted downstroke powerchords, and we're good to go!

***Mezurashi*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 7:53 PM

once upon I time when I lived in Winnipeg, Manitoba, I saw a band called Joe Puke and the Chunky Bits do a punk version of Elvis's 'Teddy Bear'.

I've also seen 'Three Blind Mice' done in a reggae/funk groove - though we didn't figure out That was the song until halfway through.

and in a diner on the side of Route 66 in the south (I think it was in Missouri a few hours west of St. Louis) I heard an ancient bluesman growl out 'Spoon Full OF Sugar' in the Delta Vibe.

weirdness exists, it's not easy to find though - as it should be ...

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:11 PM

Joe Puke! I Love it LOL!

***pico*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:14 PM

I'm a tight asshole
covered in shit
cuz I ran out of tp
now I can't wipe it

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:20 PM

LOL! Second verse!

***pico*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:26 PM

If you get me cleaned up
I'll fart for you
and hopefully you won't say
Damn, PU!

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:29 PM

Thanks BluRay I love this thread! Horrible Punk Rock lyrics can serve as a catharsis to the day-to-day bullshit we all have to endure! Not that lalallalallaaalalala had any intention of it.
Pico, I can play guitar, can you sing/scream? LOL

***Blu-ray*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:33 PM

What have I started?

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:35 PM

You know........... lol!

***Blu-ray*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:43 PM

Well I hope this doesn't turn out to be one of those threads that go on forever and never dies.

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:45 PM

Originally Posted by Blu-ray

Well I hope this doesn't turn out to be one of those threads that go on forever and never dies.

Nah, it won't.

***3rDShifT*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:48 PM

Ain't that right BIG Pico!

***pico*** · Mar 23rd, 2010 9:52 PM

hehehe... just bought a bottle of Chimey for the first time in about a decade. I don't drink much at all, as in I have not had a beer in a few years. Anyway,I forgot how good this stuff tastes. Anyway, I need to download some of Andrew Dice Clay's old stuff for some good laughs.