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    The Face of Jesus

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    Essentially plucked by computers off the Shroud of Tourin.


    http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-15...ealed-18906760



    Naturally, since there is controversy about whether that shroud was actually draped over the body of Jesus, who knows if this is right? But the image certainly looks Jewish to me, so that's a good first sign.
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    You included the wrong link Cart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HisServant View Post
    You included the wrong link Cart.
    It was a yahoo news reel. Was on there when I posted it.

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    "I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
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    Quote Originally Posted by HisServant View Post
    You included the wrong link Cart.
    Yeah, you pervert. It's forbidden to post porn on AO.


    And btw, i know the image of Jesus. It looks more like the terminator


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    HAHAHAHA, OMG that's classic. Thanks for the link. Interesting to say the least...
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    from what I recall the Shroud was proven to have been created back in the 12th or 13th century - can't find the link to back that up though ...

    as for the face of Jesus, wasn't there some controversy a few years ago when an historical anthropologist teamed up with a police forensic sculptor and the result was an Aramaic guy (i.e. - he looked very much like a black man) with strong features and not at all blonde and angelic ala Richard Chamberlain in his prime.

    anyway - nice viral advertising for the latest Easter documentaries about Biblical stuff, lol
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    Yeah, I strongly doubt jesus was white. No comment on the features, but the skin color should definitely be brownish. Arabic/sephardic looking.
    Jesus definitely wasn't an ashkenazi...his ancestors never sojourned in europe.

    If you believe he was related to king david as he claimed...then the chance that he was white is almost nothing. (Though he most certainly wasn't black either).
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