AO Accents

[Max]

So the ideas simple, you all read out the following paragraph, record it, post here so we can all hear eachothers accents.

Its an exercise to satisfy my own perverted love of strange and exotic accents.

The paragraph is this:

The second birth begins first with a period of time in which their is an upwelling of spirit within your abdomen. It feels like a warm kindling fire, which radiates outward and is pleasant. Next you notice the sense of euphoric pleasure much like the rush of an orgasm, but continuous over hours of time. It is confusing at first because it feels like you might be having a heart attack, but I assure you that you aren't. To describe this flow of pleasure, would be like having the thrust of an orgasm going constant just above your pelvic area while lying flat and having a hand thrusting you upward.

http://www.supload.com/listen?s=rQ6Bav

My attempt was like my sex life, I cant finish and it ends in laughter.

[lazserus]

This is a fun little experiment. Here goes me.

http://soundcloud.com/visudo/gasm

[Max]

Lazserus sounds like hollywood films! HES PROBABLY A FAMOUS ACTOR!

[Fut004]

Just so everybody knows, this amazing piece of literature comes from our very own UVSaturated.

Anybody interesting in reading more about the transformation into a god (complete with a description of UV's Ball Wax), the thread can be found here: The Resurrection has begun.

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I'll try to make a recording for this thread when I get a chance. Spruce this place up with a little Canadian.

[Cartesiantheater]

I know I'm going to get raked over the coals for this...

http://soundcloud.com/jesushtapdanci...ous-faggotry-1

[Tsunami]

Just so everybody knows, this amazing piece of literature comes from our very own UVSaturated.

Anybody interesting in reading more about the transformation into a god (complete with a description of UV's Ball Wax), the thread can be found here: The Resurrection has begun.

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I'll try to make a recording for this thread when I get a chance. Spruce this place up with a little Canadian.

Do I remember correctly that you said there is no try, either do or...? ;)

[lazserus]

I know I'm going to get raked over the coals for this...

http://soundcloud.com/jesushtapdanci...ous-faggotry-1

You douche! Why bother if you're gonna be a reTARD about it?

Do I remember correctly that you said there is no try, either do or...? ;)

Yoda said that! Blasted youngans!

[Max]

Cartesian is polluting the integrity of this experiment.

[Blu-ray]

So the ideas simple, you all read out the following paragraph, record it, post here so we can all hear eachothers accents.

Its an exercise to satisfy my own perverted love of strange and exotic accents.

The paragraph is this:



http://www.supload.com/listen?s=rQ6Bav

My attempt was like my sex life, I cant finish and it ends in laughter.

British, Scottish, and Irish accents always make me RANDY.

Yeah BABY YEAH

+ YouTube Video

[Tsunami]

I may live to regret this...

http://soundcloud.com/tsu-nami/godly-orgasms

[Blu-ray]

I'll probably regret this later

http://soundcloud.com/klasikatica/blu-ray-1/s-05PM2

[Max]

http://www.supload.com/listen?s=vUwSzt

OK I redid it saying the ENTIRE paragraph!

[Cherisa]

I know I'm going to get raked over the coals for this...

http://soundcloud.com/jesushtapdanci...ous-faggotry-1

OMG! I bout peed myself YOU'RE ATE UP IN THE HEAD dude

[Cartesiantheater]

You douche! Why bother if you're gonna be a reTARD about it?

If that didn't piss you off, this surely will:

http://soundcloud.com/jesushtapdanci...eard-blasphemy


But just to not be screwing off too much, my real, true accent:

http://soundcloud.com/jesushtapdanci.../my-true-voice

[Cherisa]

I'll play this game it's fun!



http://soundcloud.com/cherisa-bo-peep/heart-orgasm

Here's a song I wrote about 2 years ago it got up to #9 on the other music one


http://soundcloud.com/cherisa-bo-peep/namaste

Nobody sounds like what I heard in my head interesting

[Max]

I can genuinely say Cherisa has the perfect accent for a woman. I want to marry you RIGHT NOW.

[Cartesiantheater]

I'll play this game it's fun!



http://soundcloud.com/cherisa-bo-peep/heart-orgasm

Here's a song I wrote about 2 years ago it got up to #9 on the other music one


http://soundcloud.com/cherisa-bo-peep/namaste

Fucking awesome ad lib /interpretation.

[Cherisa]

I can genuinely say Cherisa has the perfect accent for a woman. I want to marry you RIGHT NOW.

yeah yours is pretty hot yourself..

Fucking awesome ad lib /interpretation.

Thank you CT..are you really spanish?

[CandyGirl]

twats/....................

[Cartesiantheater]

Thank you CT..are you really spanish?

lol no I am not Hispanic. Might have a Spanish ancestor. If Calliope listened to it she'd think I was a typical gringo. It's ripe with mispronunciation, and probably bad grammar since I literally copy/pasted that into google translator.

twats/....................

You can't seriously expect me to intervene in your spats if you call everyone twats, now can you?


Now get to reading and recording so I can hear your wot's and finks and such in action.

[CandyGirl]

thatvwasnt evsn max lol

[CandyGirl]

So the ideas simple, you all read out the following paragraph, record it, post here so we can all hear eachothers accents.

Its an exercise to satisfy my own perverted love of strange and exotic accents.

The paragraph is this:



http://www.supload.com/listen?s=rQ6Bav

My attempt was like my sex life, I cant finish and it ends in laughter.

MAX has a yorkshire accent this is states nolt yorkshire not max hahahaha

[Cartesiantheater]

Then who could it have been? It's not like UV's quote is known throughout the world.

[CandyGirl]

urs vwasnt english?

[CandyGirl]

howvdo i do dis?