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  1. Nov 10th, 2011 10:52 PM #1
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    Hellooooo

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    I'm Cherisa and I am spectrephiliac....


    If you're one of those people who is looking for love in all the wrong places, perhaps you haven't checked out the spectral realm. Apparently a number of people are finding that ghosts make amazing sexual partners.


    Why be alone when you can have a partner who 1) won't tell you what to do, and 2) won't complain about the way you clean house, wear your hair, or drive a car? Compared to humans, ghosts offer the relationship challenged another way to engage without actually having to commit.


    Waiting on them is a bitch tho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherisa View Post
    Why be alone when you can have a partner who 1) won't tell you what to do, and 2) won't complain about the way you clean house, wear your hair, or drive a car? Compared to humans, ghosts offer the relationship challenged another way to engage without actually having to commit.
    Cybering offers all the advantages above, but without the disadvantage of having to make up not only your own part but the part of your partner.....

    And there's no waiting, hop online and "Connect"!
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  3. Nov 12th, 2011 4:41 PM #3
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    tried that..lol still tried to tell me what to do hee hee
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    Ghosts are always sending out mixed signals. Sometimes they'll look you right in the eye and moan and sometimes they'll drift by you like they don't even see you no matter how loudly you take off your pants.
    You just cannot expect them to be in the mood for doing it, you have to romance them first.

    I find that lighting candles and a Dave mattews Cd works nicely.

    you have to make sure it knows how much you care.
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    I do hope you are video taping all this for prosperity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cherisa View Post
    ... no matter how loudly you take off your pants.
    Ummm. What?
    Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm pretty sure you're going to have to demonstrate how taking pants off can be done loudly.
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    Those of us who have been around for awhile are well aware of your looking for love in all the wrong places.
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    Puts a whole new perspective on the saying "that place give me the willies".
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    These are part of the recruitment chain for the black witch line under Lillith. It is going to lead into full blown demonic possession.

    You have been warned.
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  10. Feb 26th, 2012 1:26 AM #10
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    Ha ha funny EQ..

    Traveler...I'm not being serious, you know that right?
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