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Dec 10th, 2011 1:14 PM #1Huh?
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If a midget wins a big award, do they still have to thank all the little people?
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Dec 10th, 2011 1:15 PM #2Huh?
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When Eve took her first swim, did god really say " Great now we will never get that smell off the fish!"
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Dec 10th, 2011 2:06 PM #3One left in the chamber Global Moderator
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If Pluto's a dog, and Mickey is a mouse, then whats Goofy?
when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of our nature
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Dec 10th, 2011 3:35 PM #4Huh?
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lol .
Originally Posted by tc
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Dec 11th, 2011 7:47 AM #5Fuq Haters Contributor
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What would you call a giant midget?
"The Alice-in-Wonderland nature of this pronouncement is not lost on me..."
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Dec 11th, 2011 9:43 AM #6Survivalist!
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An oxymoron. Originally Posted by Nu Kua
Galadriel: "I amar prestar aen. Han mathon ne nen. Han mathon ne chae. A han noston ne 'wilith. "Translation: "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air."
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Dec 11th, 2011 9:49 AM #7Survivalist!
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Since Pluto is a dog that walks on all 4's, any 2 legged human being could be a Goofy dawg. :) Originally Posted by TC
Galadriel: "I amar prestar aen. Han mathon ne nen. Han mathon ne chae. A han noston ne 'wilith. "Translation: "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air."
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Dec 11th, 2011 11:09 AM #8Lucky survivor Seasoned Member
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A mistake. Originally Posted by TC
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Dec 11th, 2011 2:25 PM #9Fuq Haters Contributor
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Does the name "Pavlov" ring a bell?
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?
If a person told you they were a pathological liar, should you believe them?
Imagine a world with no hypothetical situations."The Alice-in-Wonderland nature of this pronouncement is not lost on me..."
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Dec 11th, 2011 3:35 PM #10One left in the chamber Global Moderator
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If all life on earth began from one prokaryote, then where did that come from?
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Dec 11th, 2011 5:52 PM #11Survivalist!
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It dosent "matter" where it came from - once it began. Originally Posted by TC
Galadriel: "I amar prestar aen. Han mathon ne nen. Han mathon ne chae. A han noston ne 'wilith. "Translation: "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air."
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Dec 27th, 2011 1:28 PM #12One left in the chamber Global Moderator
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If sausage wallet is an acceptable replacement for the "C" word, then would some guy having an affair with a married woman be called a pickpocket?
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Why isn't 'phonetic' spelled like it sounds?
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Dec 29th, 2011 8:44 PM #14Kharma Caster Contributor
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Is it improper for an anarchist to obey the law?
Jim Crow America relegated Blacks to the back of buses. Israel wants Arabs excluded from the bus entirely.
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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Jan 21st, 2012 9:19 PM #16Huh?
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Haha Funny you should ask. Originally Posted by Nu Kua
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Feb 5th, 2012 4:02 PM #17Huh?
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What happens when Mr Potato Head stops at a restroom to pee, and he left it at home?
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Feb 6th, 2012 1:11 AM #18Huh?
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If you can read it it's already too late. But don't worry if we find my keys we can drive out. Originally Posted by custompainter
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Feb 24th, 2012 11:31 AM #19Huh?
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An optimist a pessimist and a realist were arguing over a beer in a bar. The optimists said the glass was poured perfectly full, the pessimist said they never pour enough beer in the glass, and the realist said it didn't matter how full they poured it or not because it is still just a beer and you get what you get. When they turned around the glass was empty. I guess I am an opportunist.
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Feb 27th, 2012 4:15 PM #20Huh?
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IF what women say is true that there is no pain like childbirth why do women say "I would love to have another child." but men will never say " I would love another kick in the buts."?
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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