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    Isreali Television Rules!!!!!!

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    Check this show out! Toffee and the gorilla!

    The chick is pretty! But, the gorilla is certainly the best part! I wish my curious george could talk like him, my heart would certainly melt if he could!



    There are other episodes, but this certainly seems to be the most provocative. I'm pretty sure it's offensive. I don't find the content in this particular video humorous or in very good taste, but darnit people have the right to parody whatever they please. But I just love that little gorilla! Maybe it's the puppeteers voice.

    There's one that makes fun of America as well

    It's interesting though, because I'm pretty sure U.S. media is forbidden to make fun of Israel. Big taboo issue over in the states.

    Funny how that double standard works.

    But, this show has the best theme song for any show ever.
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    I'm think I'm gonna go out buy some Toblerones and make a butter-grilled Bacon and Toblerone sandwich on a nicely toasted Bagel.






    I'm gonna call it the "BTB"

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    That went way over my head, I'm sorry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayoffmymoon View Post
    That went way over my head, I'm sorry.
    Listen again...

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    JK, Babel.

    But the sandwich idea sounds tasty no? Of course, I am assuming you actually watched the video that you posted and that you actually read the subtitles.

    "Chacarron" is just an elaborate punctuation since it doesn't really mean anything.

    Didn't you like the song?

    Whatever, the sandwich will be great and I'll even snap a pic and post it when I get around to making it.

    Otherwise, that GG video you posted was actually pretty disturbing.
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    the clip is the genuine article. google it. that's their idea of children's television.
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    And U.S. TV/comedy does not incessantly mock Muhammad, Islam, virgins, Allah, et cetera?

    Since when was there something off-limits for comedians to mock?
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    it's not a comedy. IT'S AN ISRAELI CHILDRENS SHOW. you know, like seseme street.
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    I don't know about that Tahn, I've been through several links on Google and only a few of them said that they were children's shows. They also had Anti-Zionist Slogans at the tops of the web pages for the most part, so one must ask themselves if it's biased reporting because this show is never mentioned in any 'trusted' news source. There's no real valid information on this show on any English speaking website.

    There's also an episode about how to put a condemn on. However they don't really show you the right way, so unless Isreal intentionally wants to fill their children's minds with incredibly ludicrous and false information (let's not drag the Palestinians into this one), my guess is this was aimed at the stoner/teenage demographic.

    I think it's just an Isreali television network's idea of mocking children's programming and being completely insensitive.

    Much like Wonder shozen, which had brief and disturbing run on MTV (I believe it was MTV). Think Sesame Street meets Tom Green on LSD:




    And Beatnik,

    yeah South Park has made fun of Mohammed in several episodes, once before 9/11 and I don't think a majority of American's knew who the hell he was at the time to really take notice.

    The second time was almost two years ago. The creators of South Park were very creative not showing Mohammed, but they did get a death threat.

    I think at this point a lot of cartoonists have figured it's a joke not worth telling. I believe a dutch cartoonist was killed once (well you can only be killed once that's stupid), and some people are in hiding.Who knows who might pick up on it?

    It has to do with history more than anything, since if I am not mistaken Muslim culture forbids showing the image of their prophet. I am sure you know this though, so I'm probably just preaching this to the choir!

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    ""Toffee and the gorilla" is scathing political satire disguised as a children's educational program, full of puppets, songs, sketches and animation. The program it led by a pair of hosts - beautiful toffee (Shachar Rosenzweig), a cold, genius and mainstream host, and Shuki the gorilla (puppeteer Ary Pepper), a deranged anarchist monkey. As you can understand, you won't find a less educational program.

    "Toffee and the gorilla" was produced first for the website Flix, as a supposed program taken from Educational Television in the early eighties. Flix site sections got over 400 thousand views and have become a cult show, which paved the way for "toffee and the gorilla" beep an upgraded form, rich and more sophisticated.

    Each chapter of "toffee and the gorilla" else: feminism, death, ratings, and other human body, and it always ends in a violent and cruel death. The show got different educational programs, animation clips, songs, skits and lots of surprising guests."

    http://www.mako.co.il/humor-bip/show...4f05811004.htm

    you'll have to translate the page yourself.
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    Translated...

    http://translate.google.com/translat...26prmd%3Dimvns

    I'm tired of the whole region personally, I think we should just carpet bomb the entire ME and Levant with air burst bacon and sausage cluster-bombs and then watch them all suffer a massive conniption fit over it while we sit back, eat some baby back ribs and laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kiehlroy View Post
    Translated...

    http://translate.google.com/translat...26prmd%3Dimvns

    I'm tired of the whole region personally, I think we should just carpet bomb the entire ME and Levant with air burst bacon and sausage cluster-bombs and then leave them to their own broken devices.
    Okay, the translation was still rather vague.

    As for the title:

    "Not Just Candy"

    "Forget everything you knew about children's programs, and meet the "toffee and the gorilla" - a children's animal and sex"

    ??????????????????????????????

    The language is even more broken, in parts near impossible to understand and the only time it relates it to children's television is in these two sentences:

    "'Toffee and the gorilla' is scathing political satire disguised as an educational children's program, full of puppets, songs, skits and animation."
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    "'Toffee and the gorilla' was first produced for the Web site Flix, supposedly taken from the program's educational television early eighties."

    Is it disguised as an educational program just in aesthetics and structure, but the show and it's content were meant to reach an older audience who could understand the difference between fact and parody? OR....
    Was the show aired at specific hours and marketed only towards children with the intent to spread a demented message?

    When they say "full of puppets", the creators may have just taken props from an older children's show. That's the case for Wonder Showzen. The puppets in that show were bought from A Bible Channel who were unaware of the content the once family friendly puppets would be put in.
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    And I didn't see tahn1000's post above Kiehlroy's,

    Which had some of the quotes in the previous post laid out differently and certainly more coherently than what I read and pasted.

    It still leaves a bit of a hole.

    Are people just mad because it's Israel doing it?

    I don't think the image of Jesus being a Monkey on a Cross in the states would cause that much controversy. Or at least the controversy would be aimed at the minds that created the program, not the country as a whole.

    And I can't believe I have been spelling Israel wrong this whole time.
    Fuck I'm dumb.

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    Who's mad? We're gonna eat bacon and Toblerones whether Israel or their Arab "kissing" cousins like it or not. I don't care how many monkeys they crucify. That dirty karma is on them man.

    My best guess is the fact that the entire region hasn't even the slightest sense of what "comedy" really is. Or... they really find that sort of thing funny. I've always felt you can learn alot about a person by what gets them to laugh. Maybe this is just them telling on themselves?

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    It's probably edgy, close-to-crossing-the-line, meant-for-adults satire, kind of like like Team USA.
    Or, has anybody seen Family Guy recently? I used to love the show but now it seems every other show makes some sort of reference to incest or child abuse. Always some vomiting going on, too. It's just not for me anymore, even though there would still be some hilarious bits, the rest is too raw for my tastes, but lots of people still love it.
    So I wonder what other nations might make it out to mean about the mindset of Americans, if they saw some Family Guy clips and were trying to interpret more of them, with Google Translate.

    I wonder what to make out, really, about the mindset of Americans these days, especially if we're to judge by what is beamed on TV screens.

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    So.

    In Israel they have a kids show about their beliefs. As retarded as they are.

    IN the US you have 11-13 year olds saying 'cunt' in Big Screen cinema.

    In Israel they show the kids a stuffed monkey being crucified.

    In the West they show the kids guys with guns shooting each other.

    In Israel they teach the kids that Jesus (Yeshu) was an Enemy of the Jews.

    In the West they teach the kids that War is cool via movies and computer games.

    In Israel they say that Palestinians stole their land and that they should all die.

    In the US they don't teach about how the settlers to that continent slaughtered all the
    locals and stole the land for themselves.

    In Israel all attempts to take over Palestinian owned land is desirable.

    In the West the Empire was cool.


    The Israelis are trying to take Palestinian land.

    The West is busy selling arms to the Israeli's, the Afghani's, The Libyans, Syrians, Iranians...

    In Israel taking drugs is bad (majority opinion wise)

    In the West movies exhibit drugs and their dealings-of as cool, as well as crime and murder.


    Now, I am no supporter of Israel and its actions, but what I am counseling is that
    before you judge their culture, you should take a long, hard, look at your own
    and ask yourself; is my culture any better than theirs?
    America must burn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nu Kua View Post
    It's probably edgy, close-to-crossing-the-line, meant-for-adults satire, kind of like like Team USA.
    Or, has anybody seen Family Guy recently? I used to love the show but now it seems every other show makes some sort of reference to incest or child abuse. Always some vomiting going on, too. It's just not for me anymore, even though there would still be some hilarious bits, the rest is too raw for my tastes, but lots of people still love it.
    So I wonder what other nations might make it out to mean about the mindset of Americans, if they saw some Family Guy clips and were trying to interpret more of them, with Google Translate.

    I wonder what to make out, really, about the mindset of Americans these days, especially if we're to judge by what is beamed on TV screens.
    I watched it once in a while in the past but it's just too damn crass for my palate. Gets on my nerves more than it makes me laugh. South Park is a little better.

    The sad fact is that the majority of either population(US or Israel, and all other nations I'm sure) is full of morons and the ignorant masses(the target audiences) now seem to be driving the market into the gutter.
    Last edited by Kiehlroy; Dec 18th, 2011 at 3:01 PM.
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