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Jan 25th, 2012 7:12 AM #51

Non Alcoholic Beer is like a Vibrator without batteries. Fills you up but without the buzz.
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Jan 25th, 2012 10:32 AM #52
Yeah, maybe something like that. Maybe you and I will both be Pink-Haired Armageddonites, or I might actually go with a rainbow-stripe, in honor of Gay Rights and all.
I've never done colors before, and am thinking maybe it'll be a great way to greet The End.
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Jan 25th, 2012 10:41 AM #53
Hmm, Blu-ray seems like a decent enough clock haha.
Science doesn't have all of the answers... otherwise it wouldn't be science.
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Jan 27th, 2012 11:06 AM #54
Approximately 328 days to go! We're all gonna die! The end is near!

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Jan 27th, 2012 12:47 PM #55
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Jan 28th, 2012 4:54 PM #56Survivalist!
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I had what I thought was an amusing thought.
All the hoopla and drama has alot to do with the Mayan Calender. Then theres the terrified Christians screaming about the second coming, and they seemed to say...,see? We told you so!!! The end is coming. Even the Mayans say so!
Now, what if its really nothing but the simple fact that the guys working on the Mayan calander never got to finish it.... because they just - died - of old age or disease...before their project was completed?Galadriel: "I amar prestar aen. Han mathon ne nen. Han mathon ne chae. A han noston ne 'wilith. "Translation: "The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air."
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Jan 28th, 2012 5:18 PM #57
Yep, I think we covered that somewhere. But if that is the case, and the dead have a window into the events of the day now, can you imagine the big laugh those Mayan calendar carvers must be having?
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Jan 28th, 2012 6:52 PM #58
It was finished, that wasn't is one of the misconceptions of the Mayan calendar. Our calendar is a 365 day 12 month cycle. If you apply the same logic applied to the Mayan calendar predicting the end of the world, then our calendar does the same thing on December 31st every year and just like we are still here we will still be here when the Mayan calendar starts it's next b'ak'tun.
Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Jan 29th, 2012 8:19 AM #59
Approximately 326 days to go! We're all gonna die! The end is near!

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Jan 30th, 2012 7:07 AM #60
Approximately 325 days to go! We're all gonna die! The end is near!

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Jan 31st, 2012 5:37 AM #61nomy-logy astro's law jig Contributor
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Approximately 324 days to go! We're all nawt gunnah die! The end is not nigh!
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Didn't want any Yahwehs now eh?
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Jan 31st, 2012 6:58 AM #62
Approximately 324 days to go! We're all gonna die! The end is near!

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Jan 31st, 2012 10:58 AM #63
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Jan 31st, 2012 1:11 PM #64
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Jan 31st, 2012 1:16 PM #65
^^^^ The above post was made at 11:11
!!!!!!"The Alice-in-Wonderland nature of this pronouncement is not lost on me..."
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Feb 1st, 2012 6:58 AM #67nomy-logy astro's law jig Contributor
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Approximately 323 days to go! We're all nawt gunnah die! The end is not nigh!
<-- the phriendlee ale lean

<-- blew reay
Didn't want any Yahwehs now eh?
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Feb 1st, 2012 6:58 AM #68
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Feb 1st, 2012 7:04 AM #69nomy-logy astro's law jig Contributor
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but but why do you even need to post after one that i posted? not original enough for you?
Originally Posted by Blu-ray
Didn't want any Yahwehs now eh?
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Feb 1st, 2012 7:11 AM #70
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Feb 1st, 2012 7:27 AM #71nomy-logy astro's law jig Contributor
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i come in peace. peace at least... please
Originally Posted by Blu-ray
Didn't want any Yahwehs now eh?
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Feb 1st, 2012 4:58 PM #72Cart-mod 2.0 Global Moderator
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HORRY SHIT!!!! A RARE ASTROBOY SIGHTING!!! AAAAHHHHH&HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Astroboy ftw. How is life on this particular voyage to planet Earth? Did you spend much time aboard your space ship before arriving?
On an unrelated note, I advise not partying on the 21st. You don't want to be hungover if the End of the World turns out to be something like a Zombie Apocalypse. I would party a few days before hand. Maybe indulge in a blunt from a top a roof on a sun bathing chair with a sun umbrella and maybe a beer as you watch the approaching mushroom cloud and racing light, but otherwise I advise remaining completely sober."I was put on trial twice near Y2K for acting like Jesus and claiming to be the Messiah. Its not everyday that a man parks a Chariot of Fire in front of a tomb and stands against the US government with a bow and razor tipped arrows over his shoulder. I wore a suit of armor and was protected by an invisible bubble and my sharp tongue was more than the judicial system could handle."Jake
"The toilet is more than a throne. It is a sacred chamber."-Anton LaVey, High Priest of Satanism
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Feb 1st, 2012 10:12 PM #73
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Feb 1st, 2012 10:57 PM #74Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.
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Feb 2nd, 2012 7:24 AM #75
Approximately 322 days to go! We're all gonna die! The end is near!

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