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Jan 13th, 2012 6:03 AM #1Survivalist!
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School pizza?
Where do I find this stuff?
It was like rectangular crack with cheeze! I've tried 7/11 frozen pizza and it's close but it falls short.
The shit was baked on a full-sheet pan, it was usually floppy, it had "sausage", "beef" or "pepperoni" and was likely loaded with crack because I crave that shit all the time and I just can't fucking replicate it.
Maybe I should contact DuPont? or 3M? because I just can't figure the fuckin' recipe!!!Parlo in Italiano alle donne, in Francese agli uomini, in Spagnolo a Dio, e in Tedesco al mio cavallo.
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Jan 13th, 2012 7:53 AM #2. Global Moderator
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You're probably missing a key step - letting the pizza sit in a freezer for a few years before thawing and cooking it. That'll get you that soggy floppy crust that you're after.
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Jan 13th, 2012 8:22 AM #3Bite Me Contributor
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There used to be a frozen pizza that was rectangle and tasted much like school pizza but for the life of me, I cannot remember the name of it and I have not seen it in stores in ages. It was something like Gino's.
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Jan 20th, 2012 4:38 PM #4Fuq Haters Contributor
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Kiehlroy, it took me forever to find this. I had to wade through pages of articles on "Congress Declares Pizza a Vegatable!!!"
Anyway- I hope this helps you in your quest.
Where to buy rectangle school cafeteria pizza
...The square pizza you remember from 1985, while trading Garbage Pail Kids, at the lunch-room table is called Commodity Pizza, and it's made by Tony's. (There are other imitators, but Tony's is the real deal.) What you'll need to do is contact a local food distributor in your area, and order a case of their 4x6 pizzas, and arrange to pick it up. The cost is about $50.
Tony's Commodity Pizza Item Numbers
63495 Pepperoni
78456 Sausage
63572 Cheese
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Jan 20th, 2012 4:47 PM #5Iam puppy, hear me yap. Global Moderator
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Unless it was off cource one of the imitators. Of which there are many.
Without contacting the school, it would be hard to find out.
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Jan 20th, 2012 7:51 PM #6Kharma Caster Contributor
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you might find a win with Ben E. Keith http://www.benekeith.com/food
Barring them you might try to smear imitation cheese , the cheapest generic sauce you can find and some cardboard. Heat at 275 for 30 minutes serve cold.Jim Crow America relegated Blacks to the back of buses. Israel wants Arabs excluded from the bus entirely.
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Jun 19th, 2012 9:15 PM #7
hello....maybe you should go to papa john's pizza or ellio's pizza they have a rectangular pizza like a school pizza.
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