Killer Burrito!!!!

***Defiant Noquisi*** · Apr 29th, 2005 6:54 PM

You know things have gone insane when a kid's project, his BIG BURRITO causes the police to be called, parents pulling their kids from school and mass hysteria to break out.

Im all for making schools safe and Im not sure how I wouldve handled it. The kid with the burrito handled it great.

Read about the craziness....

KILLER BURRITO!

***Bigsky770*** · Apr 29th, 2005 7:17 PM

. . .HAhahahaeee! Infuqincredible. . .

I hadda look that one up in my "10-Codes Manual". . .That's known as a "10-326" code, (or) "Suspect armed with a loaded DEADLY Burrito". Do not approach w/o back-up,

proceed -w- caution, (deadly fuming aftermath), and wear your asbestos underwear. . .(J/K!)

. . .I WISH somebody had taped that over a police scanner! That woulda been hilarious! Thanks, DN! Priceless!

Joe (Bigsky770)

Crazy world, isn't it?

***Marajadex*** · Apr 29th, 2005 9:35 PM

Wow!.!.!.!
Dude had a 30 inch???
Burrito???
LOL

***stewey*** · Apr 29th, 2005 10:18 PM

Hahaha.

Better safe than sorry, I suppose, but still pretty funny.

***Defiant Noquisi*** · Apr 30th, 2005 4:24 PM

The poor kid, he had a crappy day. They didnt mention that the janitor was overcome by the fumes.

***Bigsky770*** · Apr 30th, 2005 4:30 PM

. . .There's your "Weapon of Mass Destruction!"

"30 Teens die in a Methane-gas explosion: News at 11!"

Joe (Bigsky770)

***Defiant Noquisi*** · Apr 30th, 2005 4:31 PM

Originally Posted by Bigsky770

I hadda look that one up in my "10-Codes Manual". . .That's known as a "10-326" code, (or) "Suspect armed with a loaded Burrito". Do not approach w/o back-up,

proceed -w- caution, (deadly fuming aftermath), and wear your asbestos underwear. . .(J/K!)

Holy sheeeeeiit Joe! That sounds like it couldve been a hazmat spill! Was that burrito placarded?

Can you imagine the insanity? Dudes wearing plastic suits so they could...

handle a burrito?

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

***Red Shift*** · Apr 30th, 2005 4:43 PM

Dude!!!!

Even if they managed to eat the whole thing, you would have to keep them away from people and make them wear this sign ----->

***Mezurashi*** · Apr 30th, 2005 9:55 PM

hey, I just figured out an easy way to sneak a Real bomb into school ... j/k - but for some really weird reason I remembered hearing about gang-bangers in the early 90's who painted their '9's' in day-glo colours so cops would think they were replica water pistols.

misdirection and specific, directed copy-catting can achieve what no subtlety can.

and now back to our regularly scheduled programming...

***midnightsonblaze*** · Apr 30th, 2005 11:40 PM

This is a sad time in the days of our country. The citizens being fed fear through the media and government, that if anything looks possibly "suspicious" that it could be a tool used for terror.....

I am so concerned where this country is heading, and I feel angry that you guys think this is a big joke, when it isn't.....this is serious, and I would hope you guys would take this seriously.....

I mean christ, what's gonna happen next, a kid brings soup in, in a thermos and they think it's a pipe bomb......or something?!?

Argh......I am so disgusted, it isn't even funny.....

***stewey*** · May 1st, 2005 4:47 PM

Originally Posted by midnightsonblaze

This is a sad time in the days of our country. The citizens being fed fear through the media and government, that if anything looks possibly "suspicious" that it could be a tool used for terror.....

I am so concerned where this country is heading, and I feel angry that you guys think this is a big joke, when it isn't.....this is serious, and I would hope you guys would take this seriously.....

I mean christ, what's gonna happen next, a kid brings soup in, in a thermos and they think it's a pipe bomb......or something?!?

Argh......I am so disgusted, it isn't even funny.....

Well, better safe than sorry. Had someone called when they saw suspicious guys with guns walking into Columbine, it would have been prevented possibly. Students call in bomb threats occaisonally just to get off of school (at least around here), so seeing someone walk into a school with a suspicious package is a legit concern. Don't get me wrong, it is a silly event, but if it had been a gun the person who called would be a hero.

***Defiant Noquisi*** · May 1st, 2005 5:24 PM

Originally Posted by stewey

Don't get me wrong, it is a silly event, but if it had been a gun the person who called would be a hero.

I agree with you which is why I posted that I wouldnt be sure how I wouldve handled it. That kid figured it out and came forward which had to have been embarassing but he was great about it. Id rather have it end this way than anothe rez shooting.

Still, I do believe that we have become a paranoid country. When I was living in Colorado, the smaller towns didnt sweat guns, rifles, etc. because everyone had them and in damn near every car. There was next to nothing crime and when some hotshot city kid moved to town (because the parents wanted to get their kid away from gangs) and that kid mouthed off that he was going to shoot somebody, he sure learned pretty quickly that he wasnt the only one who could shot in town.

Nope, I think everyone should be slinging a big burrito too. That way everyone is equal.

***Mezurashi*** · May 1st, 2005 5:44 PM

Originally Posted by Defiant Noquisi

Nope, I think everyone should be slinging a big burrito too. That way everyone is equal.

and now the BURRITO ARMS RACE can officially begin!!!

us Canucks will definitely have to work on getting more Taco Del Mar's (with their HUGE burrito's) up here and we'll need ten times as many per person as in the US.

The PM can call Bono and get U2 to play benefits to help Canada close the Burrito Gap.

We can have telethons to raise money and awareness of the severe Lack of Burrito's in the northern territories (for some odd reason the Inuit never invented Burrito's).

And when push comes to shove we can get the UN and the European nations who are honked off at the US to help us create a Burrito Stockpile capable of ... well ... stinking up the world twenty times over!!!!!!

oh, man, I need to sit and stare at TV now...

***Red Shift*** · May 3rd, 2005 4:43 AM

update, new sign required for large burrito eaters

***Defiant Noquisi*** · May 3rd, 2005 4:36 PM

Originally Posted by Mezurashi

And when push comes to shove we can get the UN and the European nations who are honked off at the US to help us create a Burrito Stockpile capable of ... well ... stinking up the world twenty times over!!!!!!

Hehehe, youre just jealous that Terrence and Phillip had the idea (via US cable tv) before you did!